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Pan ([info]panthea) wrote in [info]wankitywank,
@ 2008-04-29 21:31:00


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The hat trick of fail!
Meet [info]anyamarcos:

Hello! First post from me. I just joined here, and honestly, I only joined because I HAD to share this wank with someone who would appreciate it.

She's a living (supposedly), breathing (probably) illustration of the finer principles of LURK MOAR.

[info]fools_game enumerates her many sins:

You post a wank report starting with "First wank, please be gentle" or something similar? FAIL.

Your wank is unfunny and to do with racism, which is not funny? FAIL

You are heavily, unashamedly involved in beginning and perpetuating the wank? FAIL.

When people point out your fail, you get defensive and snippy, insinuate that everybody else is WRONG in their interpreation or knowledge of the rules, and post an annoyed, passive-aggressive comment about how they are WRONG? FAIL FAIL FAIL.

[info]ghostmaster is similarly unimpressed by the overuse of passive-aggressive smiley faces.

Frankly, no one cares what the actual wank is about. The few hardy souls who do click on the link discover an extra-special bonus dimension of fail: [info]anyamarcos has provided the real first name, location, and other identifying information of the target of her ire. And apparently also reported his Internet Shenanigans to his parents. OR SO SHE SAYS.

Mods delete the original [info]otf_wank post, as well as the subsequent [info]i_wank redux, a) for linking to personal info and b) because said target of said ire is still in high school, and so might be underage. [info]anyamarcos says he's over 18, but then [info]anyamarcos is demonstrably a dumbass, so draw your own conclusions.

But all is not lost! Behold (with judicious editing):
  • The original post on [info]otf_wank.
  • The first collapsed thread, in which [info]loopywafflehead politely inquires about the whole name-and-address thing.
  • The second thread, in which [info]t_boy questions the purpose of the OP's, ahem, dedication, and she gets defensive. With smileys in.
  • Thread the third, in which we are collectively deemed to be rabid Rottweilers. Somewhere, a hyena weeps and wonders where she went wrong. And then eats a baby.
  • The fourth glorious thread, where [info]tez breaks out the SEAL OF FAIL.

  • The link has been removed from all the files, as well as the original wanker's (wankee's?) nickname. Please DO NOT repost this information here. It's for your own good. There are no small parts, only small actors. We have always been at war with Oceania. And you in the back, that'll never heal if you keep picking at it.


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    [info]chaimonkey
    2008-04-30 01:42 am UTC (link)
    And you in the back, that'll never heal if you keep picking at it.

    I had absent-mindedly been scratching my head when I read this. HOW DID U KNO???

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    [info]panthea
    2008-04-30 03:16 am UTC (link)
    Mod powers, baby.

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    (no subject) - [info]chaimonkey, 2008-04-30 03:21 am UTC

    [info]soupspooks
    2008-04-30 02:05 am UTC (link)
    Honestly? I kept thinking it was supposed to be 'anyamacros' because 'marco' is a common typo of macro.

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    [info]t_boy
    2008-04-30 03:40 am UTC (link)
    Maybe it was supposed to be 'anyamacross', because 'macross' is a type of mecha.

    ...

    I'll be at the back here if anyone needs me.

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    (no subject) - [info]soupspooks, 2008-04-30 04:20 am UTC

    [info]mcity
    2008-04-30 07:10 pm UTC (link)
    I was hoping it was [info]enyamacros.

    Why must you taunt me, Internet?

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    (no subject) - [info]lurker32, 2008-04-30 11:46 pm UTC
    (no subject) - [info]hallidae, 2008-05-01 07:33 am UTC

    [info]smashingstars
    2008-04-30 02:17 am UTC (link)
    After skimming the original wank I found *her* to be the crazy one, personally, but I did just skim. The time and effort put in to "exposing" someone who posted "mean things" about her on Mugglenet is astounding.

    There are going to be people on their deathbeds in 2097 telling their great-grandchildren "PotterLuv69 never apologized! I have it all archived on floppies. Avenge me!" ::ack dies::

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    [info]negativecosine
    2008-04-30 02:29 am UTC (link)
    Sometimes, when I read the newspaper and accidentally find myself slamming my head against the nearest brick wall, this is how I explain the Middle East to myself. "It's a wank, silly! Just really, really old."

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    [info]bookbug87
    2008-04-30 02:32 am UTC (link)
    If you google "anyamarcos" it turns up aaaaall sorts of batshit...

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    it's so easy to for crazy internets people do... - [info]annaham, 2008-04-30 11:36 am UTC
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    [info]loopywafflehead
    2008-04-30 10:46 am UTC (link)
    There are going to be people on their deathbeds in 2097 telling their great-grandchildren "PotterLuv69 never apologized! I have it all archived on floppies. Avenge me!" ::ack dies::

    LOL! And as a bonus, you can say "I told you so!" when it actually happens.

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    [info]agent_hyatt
    2008-04-30 02:23 am UTC (link)
    Yaaaay someone saved it! *hearts*

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    [info]chaimonkey
    2008-04-30 03:14 am UTC (link)
    My favorite bit in the comments:

    [info]t_boy Let us wait for the OP to further defend herself amongst her jury of peers.
    [info]senor_pinataWe're going to have to ship in some morons to give her peers.

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    [info]senor_pinata
    2008-04-30 03:48 am UTC (link)
    >D Sankoo.

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    [info]nam_jai
    2008-04-30 04:02 am UTC (link)
    I'm rather fond of [info]entrenous88's succinct Your wank is bad, and you should feel bad.

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    (no subject) - [info]sisterelwood, 2008-04-30 05:04 am UTC
    (no subject) - [info]chaimonkey, 2008-04-30 08:46 am UTC

    [info]seiberwing
    2008-04-30 04:12 am UTC (link)
    We're gonna have to go to Stormfront to get her peers.

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    (no subject) - [info]t_boy, 2008-04-30 05:08 am UTC
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    [info]tofuknight
    2008-04-30 03:32 am UTC (link)
    You are dedicated! Thank you for the edited screencaps so all can enjoy(?) the FAILBOAT.

    But seriously, how new is she that she thought we wouldn't beat her to death with her own smileys or find out that she socked?

    And I too now wonder when you installed the secret cameras in my house...

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    [info]sisterelwood
    2008-04-30 04:07 am UTC (link)
    You know, with all the research this thing put into learning how to stir things up here you'd think it would have caught on on how to at least try to fit in before flinging FAIL everywhere.

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    [info]tiye
    2008-04-30 04:37 am UTC (link)
    Y'know . . . the level of fail here is just so egregious and spectacular that I'm tempted to call troll. She reminds me of that bizarre fundamentalist troll who was making the rounds on LJ a couple years ago (can't remember her name, but I think she liked to stir shit in the atheism communities and was also a serial adder).

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    [info]tehrin
    2008-04-30 04:54 am UTC (link)
    Wow. It was a special day in the neighborhood and I am rather glad I missed that. Did she get banned yet?

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    [info]blue_penguin
    2008-04-30 05:06 am UTC (link)
    Yet ANOTHER Threat of Muder

    I read that as "Yet Another Threat of Mulder." In my defense, it is very late. Also, the high levels of fail may have shorted out my brain.

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    [info]fools_game
    2008-04-30 07:06 am UTC (link)
    Oh, shit. I'm in a wank. Sorrysorry.

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    [info]khym_chanur
    2008-04-30 07:44 am UTC (link)
    And