"Always leave 'em wanting more" does not apply to everything.
Hmmm... perhaps this should be more clairvoyantwankitywank, but such a creature does not exist.

Long-time noob lots42 (however that works) decides to post his Fat Grudge Report. Minus links to anything involved. Plus copious edits, ETA's, and requests that people not go too nuts.

http://www.journalfen.net/community/otf_wank/598762.html

llama_treats said it best:

You know, one upon a time this person[1] made a post to a wank community[2] which didn't include any wank[3].


[1] you
[2] otf_wank
[3] lol

It's been through three edits so far, post caps if you've got 'em.

Edit- All they are is dust in the wind...
Edit- Thanks, Ayla! http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y26/Alya1989262/lots42-on-otf.jpg