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Not Actually My Rainbow Princess Diary (![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} arionhunter) wrote in ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/community.gif){kind=small} wankitywank,@ 2008-06-10 12:26:00 |
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Bandom Wank: The Musical!
Select scenes from the latest bandom wank, preformed live. Set in one's favorite Rogers and Hammerstein musical setting.
Stage: Large group of wankas stage left. Mouse is seated on plush chair, set alone stage right. Beside Mouse is a copy of "Miss Manners' Guide to Excruciatingly Correct Behavior."
Mouse: I am just horrified! You all should be ashamed of yourselves.
(Cue beginning of musical number, "Laughing at The Noob.")
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Wankas (closing chorus of "Laughing at the Noob"): "We eaaaattt our oooowwn!"
lydiapinkham (in falsetto): "We drink tea and are charmingly genteel!"
Lone Wanka (stage whisper to the audience): "I thought we had the lesbian sex after crumpets."
Wankas: (sharp intake of breath) WHAT?
ETA:nonnynonnymouse has shown up to let us know what "bitches" we are, announcing we are MOUTHAFUCKAAASS and that they have "DEFEATED THE FANDOM WANK." Sadly, someone forgot to tell nonnynonnymouse that they were a key part of our required dramatic "death of the villain" scene and plummeted off a three story building before letting the stage crew prepare the cushion of two-year-old Peeps. (Cap thanks to alya1989262 and airie.)
Select scenes from the latest bandom wank, preformed live. Set in one's favorite Rogers and Hammerstein musical setting.
Stage: Large group of wankas stage left. Mouse is seated on plush chair, set alone stage right. Beside Mouse is a copy of "Miss Manners' Guide to Excruciatingly Correct Behavior."
Mouse: I am just horrified! You all should be ashamed of yourselves.
(Cue beginning of musical number, "Laughing at The Noob.")
--
Wankas (closing chorus of "Laughing at the Noob"): "We eaaaattt our oooowwn!"
lydiapinkham (in falsetto): "We drink tea and are charmingly genteel!"
Lone Wanka (stage whisper to the audience): "I thought we had the lesbian sex after crumpets."
Wankas: (sharp intake of breath) WHAT?
ETA:
nonnynonnymouse has shown up to let us know what "bitches" we are, announcing we are MOUTHAFUCKAAASS and that they have "DEFEATED THE FANDOM WANK." Sadly, someone forgot to tell 
nonnynonnymouse that they were a key part of our required dramatic "death of the villain" scene and plummeted off a three story building before letting the stage crew prepare the cushion of two-year-old Peeps. (Cap thanks to alya1989262 and airie.)
