Somewhere on the internets, the kin are restless. Insults are hurled, egos exposed, and a report is duly written. Unfortunately, it involves some questionable creative decisions on the part of the author, not all of which are welcomed.

No exact copy of the original report, although a slightly edited version was preserved and the rest can be pieced together through wanka comments.

Meanwhile, goblin and _goblin_ appear to display their spiffy new powers of asexual reproduction. Or something. Recipes are shared. And fanpoodlex shows up to... well, I'm not sure, actually.

The moral of this story? Snow goons are bad news.