It’s a beautiful day in wankitywank, and we’re coming to you live from sf_drama.
Well, it’s been a stormy few days in SF_Drama. What looked to be merely a blip on the radar of transfail has exploded into a full-fledged hurricane, taking several comms and journals with it. I’m here with eyewitness Wadsworth.

“ At the beginning of the wank, sfd_anon was here at LJ, discussing pubes, dogs and strawberry jam and then the trolling started. (I know because I was there.) Some trolls decided to be asses about TDOR (Transgender Day of Remembrance) and posted transphobic comments. They remained there in sfd_anon, looking pale and tragic, without the mods deleting them.

Comments then arrived discussing the existence of a certain comm called bestapples and those comments were deleted surprisingly fast considering the transphobic trolling still remained.

I noticed that when called out on this, sykoryoko flinched! She tried to deny that there was any conspiracy about why the transphobic comments remained but the bestapples comments were deleted quickly. Then there was a rumble of thunder and a crash of lightning! And to make a long story short, (too late!) one by one members of sf_drama and sfd_anon were outed as being apples!

And then the gong was struck by who wrote up a post about the whole fiasco for sf_drama. But that post was rejected and when asked why what9000 said: “"but ofc the person who tried to submitted rather assumed that it was an affront to their transition period and left us a nice fuck you on the mod comm.”

sfd_anon’s denizens decided that this was bullshit and began to call it out as such. A post was made to sf_drama by how_i_would_die as a cover and the drama concerning anon, bestapples and sykoko is added as an edit. what9000 then switched out the lights! When they came back on, what9000 and l bestapples lay on the floor, apparently bahleeted.

What is that you say? Aren’t the members the same people who call out others for shitty behaviour and laugh at them when they get butthurt and bahleete? You’re right! But if this is so, why was bestapples bahleeted? It could only be because they realised their scheme had misfired and the wank was intended to take them down, not sfd_anon.

Look, sfd_anon had been taken down! Clearly their best way of escaping wank was to log into the shared mod account, gather up all the links related to sfd_anon and DELETE EVERYTHING!!

So, now you know why they all bahleeted. Whoever killed bestapples also wanted its accomplices gone.

But don’t worry, sfd_anon will be back and we will find out who did this. We are like the Mounties; we always get our man!

MRS PEACOCK WAS A MAN?!?!"

But that’s okay, because as StylishBastard says, sf_drama isn’t funny anymore anyway. Really.

Meanwhile, Fuckwit, the mod on the go, began the long, slow search for the truth and the return of the anon comm. When accusations began flying of who killed Snarry the comms, the fingers pointed to bitterwinters, who had this to say: " ... Yes, I had access to one of the mod accounts of anon. No, I did not delete it. Believe it or don't, IDGAF, although fuckwit apparently has the IP address of the last person to log in before it was deleted or something."

And more confusion came into the mix when what9000 came back from the dead with this to say: Please just leave me alone. It’s done, you win.” But wait! Was what9000 hacked, or merely faking it?

But as with all good wanks, it must come to an end (or does it?). Let us say farewell to our wankers, and wish them well on their journey to the great pile of splooge in the sky. Let us have a moment of silence, please.

This is anthologia, signing off!


EDIT: wankaholic has a more sense-making explanation here and here.