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Wednesday, November 11th, 2009
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10:50 am - I didn't realise I had to do a degree in everything to have an opinion
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tetradecimal
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The Takarazuka Revue is an all-female Japanese musical troupe, recently involved in some unfunnybusiness involving a girl expelled from a music school. And all is right (wrong?) in the unfunny world.
Until someone speaks up and asks: "Is this like...the Japanes equivalent of the Pussy Cat Dolls?"
AAAAAAND WE'RE OFF!
"I love this community, use the word girl and you have 20 people jumping over you for being sexist, use the word skanky in a conversation with someone who made an honest mistake, then it's all OK."
Actually, this has kind of happened before.
Remember kids, Poor Communication Kills. Or something. Also, believe in magic.
ETA: "I'm just curious, why is racism becoming such a taboo topic on Fandom Wank, well, apart from the fact that people are getting burnt out by hearing about the subject." (from ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif) white_serpent)
ETA2: Somehow, the entry tags are strangely appropriate. (from galateus)
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| Monday, November 2nd, 2009
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6:25 pm - Blame the woman, not tradition!
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| Tuesday, October 6th, 2009
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10:14 am - The time has come, the Walrus said, to talk of many things...
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jkefka
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Oh boy howdy is this one a doozy. So, ari_o posts a fandom_secrets wank that is found by some (but not all) people to be overly depressing (I withhold judgment). This leads to mass wanking. Let's just get to the highlight reel.
Despair, F_W has gone downhill and lost teh funny! (In all likelihood, spawning Sep's follow-up post and its tag cloud)
An eloquent, finely tuned review of ari_o's eta on the difference of opinion.
The triumphant return of Caito, hero of the Potato Wars.
Additional bitching and moaning.
And, of course, recipes.
This is magnificent sarcasm, or at least I sincerely hope it is.
And finally, an impressive display of clairvoyance!
There's plenty to go round, folks. Are we done now? I think we're done now.
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| Tuesday, September 29th, 2009
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3:45 pm - Mod Post
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snacky
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The last post, referencing the ONTD/Eli Roth wank on FW, was deleted.
Reason: The post linked to the content of a flocked (ONTD) post. The poster did not edit this link out after being called on it by a mod, so the post was deleted.
Confusion may arise here, my little wankas! The thing is, it's a Journalfen rule not to repost/reproduce the content of flocked posts. However, FW does allow you to link to these locked posts, if the community has open membership, i.e., anyone can join to see the post. I should note that it's polite to clarify this point in your post, if you care about such things.
The fandom_wank rules, on our profile page, have been updated, to hopefully clarify this situation.
Sorry to everyone who enjoys in-house wank.
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| Monday, September 14th, 2009
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8:08 pm - A tiny wank nibblet
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So. Kanye West acts like a complete tool at an awards ceremony and interrupts award winner Taylor Swift's acceptance speech by proclaiming that Beyonce's video was better (fandom_lounge thread here, with more details).
Everyone calls Kanye a tool, assigns due props to Swift, Beyonce, and even Pink, all that jazz. Suddenly, cat_mcdougall cries havoc and lets slip the thoughts on yaoi:
(Personally, I think Kanye's outburst was because Taylor is pale blonde, white, thin (very thin) and I think she has blue eyes - meaning, Aryan Ideal. Beyonce, while well toned, and very fit... is none of those things. Reverse racism? Maybe?)
Bonus fauxpology inside.
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| Tuesday, September 1st, 2009
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5:02 pm - WAAAAAHH on Wank_Report
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On 2009-08-30, at 06:48 am UTC, an anonymouse posts what is essentially a clairvoyant wank about the Supernatural fandom on ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/community.gif) wank_report.
On the same day, at 07:56 am UTC--which is before that post had even a single reply to it--someone on spn_gossip posts about the post on wank_report. Gee, I wonder how that anon spotted it sooooo fast...
Surprise! Suddenly, that thread on wank_report is full of traffic, much of which has obviously just parachuted in from the SPN fandom.
The second comment on the original wank_report thread is notable for reasons that will become apparent. A mousie suggests people from wank_report are trolling the wank at spn_gossip.
To be fair, there is one mousie who admits to trolling the wank.
A(nother?) mousie posts later to again insinuate that the trolling is due to wankas from wank_report. As opposed to SPNers from the SPN thread. Where the wanking is actually going on. And who were, y'know, linked to wank_report half an hour before the original post had any replies.
A whole new thread is started on the wank_report! It's entitled: "Suggestion". The OP mousie asks that wank_report institute a rule against reporting on wanks that occur in anonymous communities such as spn_gossip. The logic is that no one can tell if wankas are trolling the wank in an anonymous community.
That peters out, but lo! Another whole new thread is started on the wank_report! It's entitled: "BAN REPORTS OF SPN_GOSSIP". It features some mousies saying the trolls were from the SPN fandom to begin with, and some mousies saying the trolls came from wank_report.
There may be further developments on this one; I'll keep you posted. In the meanwhile, however, I gently remind everyone that just because wank_report is ours, that doesn't make it cool to go over there and leave comments, now that this has been posted here.
You may either continue in the discussion there (and risk being mocked as a wanker) OR laugh at teh funneh right here, but doing both would be trolling the wank. Be good, sweet wankas.
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| Tuesday, August 4th, 2009
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4:25 pm
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| Thursday, July 9th, 2009
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9:24 pm - I have no idea what's going on here...
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kookaburra
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I'm not in the SPN fandom, and don't watch the show, and have no godly idea what the hell the mice are talking about, but this kerfuffle brewing in the comments of the anonymous wank report has been amusing me today.
...also, I'm a bitch too because I laughed at the delicious.com account.
current mood: *sporfle!*
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| Friday, July 3rd, 2009
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4:21 pm
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| Wednesday, June 10th, 2009
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9:40 am - Special: Two wankitywanks for the price of one!
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jkefka
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Hello Wankas! It's been a busy week for wanking inside the house, and it's only Wednesday! The two latest F_W posts (as of this writing) have led to all kinds of fappery, so lets get this party started.
In this corner we have twinno stepping into her sister's shoes and posting about someone trying to sell their Twilight fanfic. Due to deliberate misdirection on the part of the wanker, it was unclear whether they were of a sufficient age to be wanked. In the end, the mods ruled that they were not. The post, and _goblin_'s creepy mod-love, were promptly erased from this mortal plane. All well and good in the land of wankaville, until catchester questions the age rule and then proceeds to be a sarcastic, passive-aggressive twit for a while. Good times and fappery are had by all.
And now for something completely different, we got some lovely guest wankers giving their two cents on the sinking of the Torchtanic. First comment and we already have a winner! It gets even better later, when someone shows up to fap and then deletes their comment like a bitch. Luckily, some clever wankas think to preserve the fappery so we can all point and laugh. And yes, that's me in there being a snippy little bastard.
And it's only Wednesday! It can only get better from here.
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| Tuesday, May 19th, 2009
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8:48 pm - How to Derail a Wank
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reeve
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Step One: Post a lengthy comment—anonymously, of course—about how your previously wanked friend recently committed suicide, and how Fandom Wank is to blame. This can be done in any wank report, but preferably an entertaining one; for example, one about a 27 year old Trekkie complaining about n00bs mussing up his fandom. Make sure your friend isn't named and that you don't sign the post, but go into detail, drop some unfounded accusations, and leave hints that you yourself are the dead wanker.
Step Two: When wankas and/or other mice start asking for evidence in the form of F_W, F_W Wiki, and/or other links, angrily deny the proof and tell them that they should be ashamed of themselves. Do the same (or just sit back and watch) when others call bullshit.
Step Three: If Step One went well enough, it should've inspired some internet detectives, of which there are quite a few on F_W, to take on the case. Confirm the identity of the allegedly dead party when a wanka makes an accurate guess, but continue to hold back any concrete evidence.
Step Four: If the allegedly dead party is a particularly notable wanker, make no apologies for their past behavior on F_W, and continue to claim that it is all the fault of the wankas, especially the rule-enforcing mods.
Step Five: Remain silent when allegations of sockpuppetry are made and further holes in your story are poked.
Step Six: Continue stirring the pot every so often, even though you claimed earlier that you were done trying to argue with the wankas and other mice. Ignore earth logic and leave them all doubtful as to your story's veracity for maximum effect.
Step ETA (Revised Edition): Cleaning this up a bit, and will continue to update this step as necessary. If something new and exciting happens, I'll ETA again.
( SOMEBODY has a lot of time on his hands... )
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| Saturday, April 25th, 2009
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10:03 pm - HP wank: Tastier with Meta
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| Friday, February 27th, 2009
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9:18 pm
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| Wednesday, January 21st, 2009
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3:01 pm - Law & Order: Wank Report Unit
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caito
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In the community wank_report, the wanks are reported by two separate, yet equally important groups. The mice who post about wank and the wankas who look through to find wanks worth posting to the proper wank comms.
These are their stories.
Although inspired by a true incident, the following story is fictionalized and does not attempt to emulate reality.
( Dong dong. )
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| Tuesday, December 16th, 2008
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1:44 pm - I've been putting off grading essays
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caito
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In the community wank_report the wanks are reported by two separate, yet equally important groups. The mice who post about wank and the wankas who look through to find wanks worth posting to the proper wank comms.
These are their stories.
Although inspired by a true incident, the following story is fictionalized and does not attempt to emulate reality.
( FADE IN... )
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| Thursday, July 31st, 2008
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11:55 am - A side exhibit at the Sparkledammerung
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| Tuesday, June 10th, 2008
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12:26 pm - Bandom Wank: The Musical!
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| Monday, June 2nd, 2008
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2:50 pm - "Always leave 'em wanting more" does not apply to everything.
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| Friday, May 30th, 2008
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4:40 pm - And good times were had by all!
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rotten_fish
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So, misery loves company. That's exactly why I'm sharing this with you lovely folks.
( summation of Wiscon business )
And then all of this is reported by PyrateJenni on Unfunnybusiness (modded by PJ), except with a whole lot less detail. The post immediately goes downhill, as many disagree with PJ's summation or take offense to her seemingly random, yet specific, inclusion of Coffeeandink, and she responds to. every. single. comment. angrily, even if they don't disagree with her! Soon enough people who are in the know-how join the discussion, and everything explodes in schlicking (or fapping) fury.
( Highlights include! )
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| Wednesday, May 21st, 2008
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11:26 pm - That Supernatural Wank, or Our Collective Soul Looked Back and Said, "LOLL!"
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loki
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...but not until the crazies showed up on Page 3. More on them in a bit.
The first two pages are pretty much people hashing out the argument, clarifying what's going on, and telling the OP that her html is jacked to hell. Observe: Irrationality! On F_W! WHY I NEVER.
(Protip: When you see comments like these, chances are good this wasn't a good F_W topic.)
So yeah, pages 1&2 are unfunny. Well, page 2's saving grace is probably the the recipe thread. If you want the good shit, you go to page 3.
First up, we have this chick, here to tell us about...something. I'm not real clear as to what, but I know it's definitely not about how manly the guys in the show are. Also, F_W and everyone on it are INSANE.
Oooh, look! Now we can ask people for their thoughts on statistics instead of yaoi!
ETA: And in case any of you were wondering, the hive vagina is alive and well or something (Thanks, mindset).
In closing, have an icon: THE SQUEE MUST FLOW!
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