It would be the most bizarre party ever. 4 would decorate with a lot of black, 13 would be too distracted by the intergalactic life to help much with the planning, and 1 would probably be too distracted by his stuff to care that much. But he'd still bitch about it. Because that's just who he is.




Oh, God. 8 would start out chained up for his dretful crimes, and 15 would still have no chance. 8 would just be talking, and carefully noticing every tiny glitch in 15's reactions without ever looking like he was a calculating bastard, and finally 15's better judgment would be overwhelmed...

When the kinky sex was over, 15 would be chained up while 8 walked out the door with a spring in his step and a smirk on his face. Then skipped town to avoid the pissed-off that would surely be coming his way. (Dammit, now I want to write a crackfic about this.)




3 would be a thinking cap, made of metal- actually, looking suspiciously like a colander with a mess of wires all over it. And glowing distressingly, in places.