me, myself, and Stan the donkey

Fandom Wank hasn't been fun for me in so long. But! Now this is comedy.

IT REALLY PISSES ME OFF WHEN A PREDATORY FUR TURNS PREY AND THEN EVERYBODY'S EATING THEM! WHAT THE FUCK, WORLD? WHERE WERE YOU WHEN I WANTED TO BE EATEN! FUCK THIS SHIT!

At first I was deeply pissed off at the anonymous asshats in the comments to the original entry because oh boy, does that poster have issues, but then I read his Encyclopaedia Dramatica entry and I felt better.

I am now collecting quotes to make icons. *g*

PS. Note to brain: forget everything you just learned about vore.

Smile, jerk, you are on the internet!

*starts singing "Everyone's a little bit racist" and puts on a "Porch Monkey 4ever"-shirt*

For context: A Life on Mars fic wherein on character, Gene, uses the word "Paki". A reader asks if the author was aware of the demeaning connotations of that word. Things go down the drain: have your racism bingo cards ready.

chopchica's post about it.

OH MY FUCKING GOD.

Things like that make me wish I was a Christian. These guys deserve all kinds of fiery hellfires. What miserable excuses for human beings.

note to self:

http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1133911.html?thread=169892951#t169892951

WB's senior legal guy's declaration (http://docs.justia.com/cases/federal/district-courts/new-york/nysdce/1:2007cv09667/315790/25/) has this amazingly sane and very cool to fandom gem:

Warner Bros. does its best to monitor infringing activities on the Internet ... Warner Bros. appreciates the Harry Potter fan movement, and thus tries to give fans latitude to commen on the Harry potter series and films, and to engage in activity such as developing fan-based free website, writing fan fiction, etc. without objecting on intellectual property grounds. If, however, Warner Bors leards that a fan is seeking to profit financially from the Harry Potter series, Warner Bros. believes the conduct can no longer be treated as simple fan activity, but rather has crossed the line into infringement.

This is a LJ mirror post. Figured I should post here once in a while now that seem to be slowly getting over my boredom (and utter disgust) with fandom_wank that has kept me from checking this journal for the last two odd years.

Stargate Atlantis

Speech by kassrachel
[John/Rodney - R - 2025 words]
Rodney has to stay silent. PWP. Very hot.

Vitruvian Man and Corners of the Mind by ladycat777
[John/Rodney - NC-17] bondage, dirty talk
Same scene, two versions. Fic 1 is from John's POV and pretty much shorted out my higher brain functions for a moment. Fic 2 is Rodney's POV and infinitely more complex: a character study disguised as PWP.

Concatenation by franticsga
[John/Rodney - Adult - 1600 words]
I have a thing about needy John and Rodney being tender with him, and this hits all my buttons. *happy*

sga_talk Like a book club, only better. Two stories a month, followed by group discussion. First assignment is here. \o/

Band of Brothers

glockgal drew Winters/Nixon. Winters especially is amazingly realistic.

Dark Angel

Big City Life by halcyon_shift
[Max - 27.6 MB - avi]
I suck at vid commentary. It's about Max: her life, her experiences, Manticore, the X5... *hands* It's really really pretty!

Farscape

About Schroeder
[John/Chiana - 39 MB - xvid avi, Imeem]
Oh my god, you guys. This vid made me cry so hard. I kid you not. But the good kind, the so-beautiful-it-hurts kind. My heartache kink, this is its vid. This is the stuff that makes Ghani cry.

Multifandom

cupidsbow announces the Moving Words and Pictures Flashfic Challenge.
There have been several challenges now in which fanart or songvids were made in response to fic. Well, I thought it would be fun to swap it around and have a challenge in which we wrote the fic to go with our favourite songvid!

Other

reedfem posted pictures of "natural porn":mother nature is such a bad girl (NSFW, though no people are involved)

No Rec, because woah!

J.K. Rowling sues over print version of HP Lexicon

One Ring Celebration:

Two brief reports about Dom and Billy here and here via esorlehcar

A brief report by msilverstar

First pictures via voodoo_in_tx

Because I want to update Four Lobsters, I'm in withdrawal.

It feels kind of odd to update this journal with LJ-like posts. It doesn't look like my journal and most importantly, my f-list isn't here. Most of my LJ friends don't have a JF account. I miss them. :-(

Fine, I thought, time to read through the huge backlog of fics in my bookmarks. Well, thing is, most of the stories are on LJ.

Then I decided to update my rec site. Erm, most rec posts are stored in my LJ memories.

Same with the fic indexes, LJ-based.

And posting the Lotrips newsletter over here is kinda pointless since all links lead to LJ.

Fucknuts.

My fannish life is way too focused on LJ. I'm going to mirror clearly fannish entries here from now on.

I had an Epiphany inspired by the recent HP wank.

Just imagine J.R.R. Tolkien was still alive. And denying the Big Gay Lurve of Sam & Frodo. Or dissing that poncy elf.

ICK. Bad bad fic. I will never be clean again.
oh dear god, make it stop

You are ANATSUNO! Everything is your fault.
Whenever anyone tries to take the credit from
you, the legions of your anti-fans will quickly
correct them with the truth.


What Fandom Wank Baddie Are You? (Kabal Remix)
brought to you by Quizilla


um, okaaaay

Dear Lotrips, shut the fuck up already. *flips you the bird*

no love,
Ghani

I'm doing a fannish self experiment in my LJ. You are invited.

http://www.livejournal.com/users/acari/241348.html

These very people claim to love Orlando? Well you little shits, I have news for you! Due to your refusal to accept the rumors, bottom line is this: Viggo is Orlando's dear friend, he admires him, trusts him and greatly respects him. Orlando would seriously tell you to fuck off if he knew you personally and could tell you so after the foul things you've said about Viggo.

I just... can't. *hysterics*

And that from a Grade A tinhat. The hypocrisy, it burns.

What is it about this Ted Casablanca dude that every freaking idiot on the planet thinks the crap he spreads is always about their woobies?!

My fandom is inhabited by morons. *headesk*

And what's with the epidemic friendslocking of journals in the "fandom"? Jeez.

The masterlist for The Batshit Crazy Metafic o'Doom Challenge can be found here.

I wonder if anyone's written something for it. O_o

*taps microphone*

The Batshit Crazy Metafic o'Doom Challenge

Erm, posting a bitchy complaint that there is no good fic around on a fic list is really, honestly, no kidding a crappy idea. You are toast, chicklet.

PS. Personal ranting on-list looks even worse with wonky spelling.

PPS. Oh fuck me, I know the girl. This is going to be fun.

*breaks out popcorn*

No, I didn't see the funny in deleting fandom_wank until now that everyone's so damn wanky about it.

Now it is hilarious.

*laughs her ass off*

This whole fandom_wank deletion wank sucks ass. No, I don't see the funny. The stupid and power-tripping, yes.

It was not your community, dear mods, it belonged to the wankers, whoever that may be. Did I like f_w lately? Not particularly, no. Did I bitch about it? Yeah, sure. But I simply stayed away most of the time. It's as easy as that.

Geez, so you had plans for fandom_wank? You don't say. And here I was thinking you didn't take it seriously?

If you don't like the community anymore, fucking leave. If you don't like most people there, go and create locked bitch communities. Oh well, you already did.

Delete the community? Way to take yourselves too seriously. Christ. Get the fuck over yourselves.

If fandom_wank dies, it's because it sucks ass and nobody cares anymore, not because the mods decide to end it. Jesus Christ on a fucking pogo stick, it's the freaking internet, just step away from the keyboard and take a breather.

This is just ridiculous. Here have a wanka gold star, you deserve it.