Bloody Hell.
When did I get so damn boring?

I was peeling potatoes this morning (Yes! Peeling!) when I realized that I'm a middle aged rock star able to do whatever I please. And what am I doing? Peeling a vegetable with too many eyeballs.

You need a far greater assortment of colour in your wardrobe so I'm going shopping this afternoon. We also need new sheets for the guest bedroom because those fuscia things must go.

I've also got to find a nice suit. Bloody fuck. Anyone have suggestions on what goes with dark green?