The past five minutes of my life:
OMFG Serenity prescreening in Denver May 5th OMG!!!!
WTF? WTF do you mean, "SOLD OUT"?!?!?!?!!? AAAAAAAH!
But wait! Message boards say call theater, maybe still tickets! Must get tickets NOOOOOOOOOOOW!
*writes down phone number for the theater, races to mom's car for cell phone*