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Saturday, April 1st, 2006
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12:07a
Issss Apirl Fols day and you know wht? I was planning this uge fucin thing and mebbe i'lll still do it4 but right now i am SO FUCVKIN BOMBED.
Anyway, I bring yuou one message of wiasdom this day of fools: If you drink anything that is prsently on fire, it fuckin WORKS.
I don't ven know if I physically have a head right now.
Dude, I should go write my teerm paperrrr like this.
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4:43p
I was loading my penis pinata (...what?) and realized that the candies I had randomly bought to fill it were all... well, it was an accident, what can I say.
Fireballs, Nips, Airheads, and Creme Savers.
Yep, it's a penis pinata.
(Anyone wanna come over to my place, say, 6:30 ish? We're having a Tupperware party. OK, so it's not Tupperware, but the stuff we're selling is made of plastic... No guys, unfortunately, not my rules.)
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