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Thursday, June 29th, 2006
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7:38p
How many cool points do I lose if I admit, right here and now, that I adore Benji Schwimmer?
Yeah, I know.
Okay, here's the thing: Aside from Irish rock stars and their associated guitarists (and yet, I have a MAJOR thing for geeks. Nerds. You know. Hey, I married one.
So Benji's a geek. HOT.
Benji dances. HOT.
Benji's a virgin. HOT. (Uh-huh. Just watch him dance and tell me he doesn't have a ton of untapped potential right there. He may be a virgin, but he's certainly not virginal, and that's the best combination.)
Benji did a mission in Mexico and has a children's charity down there. HOT. (Who doesn't dig a guy who would give up two prime dancing years because he has principles?)
I love Donyelle too, 'k? I mean, she's the sexiest woman on So You Think You Can Dance, and she's plus-sized on top of it. (I wish she'd choose more revealing clothing on par with, say, Heidi or Allison, because I think she could rock a little more skin. Unlike Mariah Carey, Donyelle has the fashion sense to pull off showing a little more booty and not seeming like she's in denial.) And the two of them have so much chemistry, I have a hard time believing it isn't for real.
OK soooooooooo that part was a saved draft. Anyhoo so everyone has that liquor that, um, is the key to the vault,you know, and for elaine on seinfeld it's peach schnapps, and for me, it's Louis Jadot Beaujolais Villages table wine. I don't know why. But I've yhad an entiree bottle and let me tell you I think there's very little i Wouldn't dso under the influence of said wine.
It will be funny if i beome, like, Madonna-faMOUS, andf the only things on this website are 1) drunk posts, 2) posts about sexy hot virginal Mormons, and 3) drama. HAHAHAHAHA.
ETA: Holy shit this shit is some powerful shit.
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