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Friday, September 1st, 2006
4:05p - Cat shenanigans
Cat: SOMERSAULT OMG!
Tail: IM IN UR FACE WHAPPING UR NOSE
Cat: OMG BITE BITE BITE
Cat brain, oh so tiny: OW WTF
Cat: *licks tail*
Tail: *twitch*
Cat: OH HAY WHAT U DOING
Tail: *twitch*
Cat: NOOOO *pounce on own tail* OMG BITE BITE BITE

This, for a half an hour. My dog doesn't chase his own tail, and we even tried teaching him. But the cat? The cat believes his tail to be an undercover Illuminati agent, and treats it accordingly. Of course, the more he is agitated by his own tail, the more he twitches it, and the more he twitches it, the more agitated he gets.

And this is the smart pet. *sobs*

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