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Tuesday, September 12th, 2006
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4:05p - Twitches
Dear brain:
I had the flu FIVE DAYS AGO. It ended TWO DAYS AGO.
Thus, you can stop seizing right about now. I don't need the myclonic twitches. I don't need the constant auras going off every time I'm the least bit tired. I don't need the wonky little mood swings, which, you used to only do that after grand mals and I was OKAY with that but right now sudden, inexplicable physical and emotional insecurity both before and after even the wee little seizures is kind of putting a damper on what I can do with my day, yaknow? I was OKAY with the auras from before. Let's go back to that.
And if you seize during surgery I am officially, like, totally breaking up with you. Because I'm attached to my toe (literally) and I'd like to keep what they'll allow me to keep. Otherwise, they'll decide sedating me during surgery is too risky, and general anesthesia even more so, and I AM NOT A CIVIL WAR REENACTOR.
-The one who's SUPPOSED to be piloting this ship
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