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Wednesday, November 15th, 2006
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3:49p - General peeves: WoW and other.
( Random WoW bitching. )
And now, because most of you are right-thinking people and do not play WoW, I bring you:
A Moment In The Honors Lounge
(Note: I cannot remember who said what, and I'm condensing and altering for the purposes of narrative flow, but rest assured it was very funny.)
The discussion was over the embarrassment of men having to buy menstrual products for their significant others, an age-old dilemma. One of our number claimed he didn't mind, and in fact, it was something he felt he could do to make things easier on his beloved.
A: So, you give her the Tampax Pearl because she's the pearl of your heart? Or Always with Wings, because her love makes you fly?
B: You know, Hallmark should come out with a line of Maxi Pads. You pull the little paper off the adhesive, and there's a heartfelt message.
C: "For Your Time Of The Month." Awwwww.
B: You know how you get those greeting cards, and you open 'em up, and there's a little sound chip inside that plays a little song?
A: *look of dread* Please no.
C: Yeah, you could put that in a tampon.
A: Nononononono...
D: Like different songs. How about Lionel Ritchie's "Once, Twice, Three Times..."
B: *like Lionel Ritchie* "Hello? Is it me you're looking for?"
A: (giving up) "Excuse me, I really like that song. Would you mind spreading your legs so I can hear it better?"
C: It's better than the iPod. It's the iVag.
*pause, everyone considers their degradation*
D: ...How about "Sunday, Bloody Sunday"?
...It is worth noting that D is a man. As were the vast majority of the people in that conversation.
And this is why I only have two classes, yet I am in the Honors Lounge from 9-5 every damn day.
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