daily_yuri wankfest
( what went down )
July 8th, 2005
January 1st, 2005
God, I really don't use this thing much, do I? Don't suppose I have many pithy and wise words to spout these days. Ah well...I only post when I'm bored, and boy, am I.
F_w's wanks just aren't as wanky these days. Pokemon wank? Meh, Harry Potter does it better. Was nice to have a vendetta!mouse around, but the mousie didn't stay to play. Why can't I have my own mousie to play with?! WHY?!
Er. Right. HP wank was more wanky than mocking...which reminds me why religion and politics aren't spoken of in my LJ. I'm sick of people endlessly bitching on something that no one's going to ever agree on. STFU and take a Tums already.
And the feed wanks...thank god I just read the strips. im_a_liar and lord_lacolith are both assholes and I wish there was some way of sterilizing their genepools forever.
[sighs] Even the GW wank wasn't that funny. It was cool to see that nasty bitch slapped down, but it wasn't funny. The lard and mayo sandwich thing was just...how fucking ignorant can ya get? Blagh.
I want something big. Something like a mighty bukkake of wankpocalypse that will threaten to overwhelm the internets with its' sticky soooper spooge! Come on fandom, you can do eet!
F_w's wanks just aren't as wanky these days. Pokemon wank? Meh, Harry Potter does it better. Was nice to have a vendetta!mouse around, but the mousie didn't stay to play. Why can't I have my own mousie to play with?! WHY?!
Er. Right. HP wank was more wanky than mocking...which reminds me why religion and politics aren't spoken of in my LJ. I'm sick of people endlessly bitching on something that no one's going to ever agree on. STFU and take a Tums already.
And the feed wanks...thank god I just read the strips. im_a_liar and lord_lacolith are both assholes and I wish there was some way of sterilizing their genepools forever.
[sighs] Even the GW wank wasn't that funny. It was cool to see that nasty bitch slapped down, but it wasn't funny. The lard and mayo sandwich thing was just...how fucking ignorant can ya get? Blagh.
I want something big. Something like a mighty bukkake of wankpocalypse that will threaten to overwhelm the internets with its' sticky soooper spooge! Come on fandom, you can do eet!
November 2nd, 2004
Gragh.
This election? Fucking sucks because I'm sick of people telling me to vote. I AM VOTING, YOU ANNOYING ASSES.
AND REALLY, IS IT ANY OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS IF PEOPLE DON'T VOTE? LEAVE THEM ALONE FOR NOW AND IF THEY BITCH, JUST TELL THEM TO SHUT THE FUCK UP. QUIT BOTHERING THEM, YOU SPINELESS SHEEP! VOTING IS A RIGHT, YES? YOU CAN CHOOSE WHETHER TO EXERCISE IT OR NOT?
THEN LET PEOPLE ACTUALLY CHOOSE AND STOP RAMMING "VOTE, VOTE!" DOWN THEIR THROATS. IT IS THEIR BUSINESS, NOT YOURS, NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU WHINE AND MOAN ABOUT HOW IMPORTANT THIS ELECTION IS.
[/end capslock of rage]
If one more person seriously comes up to me and whines that I should vote, I will punch them in the face.
AND REALLY, IS IT ANY OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS IF PEOPLE DON'T VOTE? LEAVE THEM ALONE FOR NOW AND IF THEY BITCH, JUST TELL THEM TO SHUT THE FUCK UP. QUIT BOTHERING THEM, YOU SPINELESS SHEEP! VOTING IS A RIGHT, YES? YOU CAN CHOOSE WHETHER TO EXERCISE IT OR NOT?
THEN LET PEOPLE ACTUALLY CHOOSE AND STOP RAMMING "VOTE, VOTE!" DOWN THEIR THROATS. IT IS THEIR BUSINESS, NOT YOURS, NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU WHINE AND MOAN ABOUT HOW IMPORTANT THIS ELECTION IS.
[/end capslock of rage]
If one more person seriously comes up to me and whines that I should vote, I will punch them in the face.
October 28th, 2004
Bloops...
Bored.
Fandom_wank is slow right now. Sucks to be in the Eastern timezone of the U.S sometimes. You lucky fuckers have no idea.
[eats cheese with that whine]
Somebody come over and amuse me?
Fandom_wank is slow right now. Sucks to be in the Eastern timezone of the U.S sometimes. You lucky fuckers have no idea.
[eats cheese with that whine]
Somebody come over and amuse me?
October 23rd, 2004
"So there's this cat, you see, and he's really, REALLY drunk."
Uh, yeah. I don't really know what use I have for this journal since all my other stuff's on LJ and I just use this account for wanky fun on ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/community.gif)
fandom_wank. (Guh, I hope that tag works. This is some new shit, you know?)
Well, I'm 22. I cuss like a sailor, molest innocent emoticons, spazz out a lot, probably have some sort of addiction to household cleaners after reading so much bad fiction, have a love for boobies, and enjoy yaoi. Whee!
I also write yaoi/yuri/wtf fanfiction that is nothing more than crap, in my opinion. So yes, if you're here to mock and laugh, go for it. I'll be the first to admit I'm still learning how to write well.
I like moonlit wanks, sudden mockery, bouts of brutal, alley-mugging honesty, and lots of alcohol. Which I think I need right now. Good god, did I actually write half that shit? Wow.
Somebody shut me up.
fandom_wank. (Guh, I hope that tag works. This is some new shit, you know?)Well, I'm 22. I cuss like a sailor, molest innocent emoticons, spazz out a lot, probably have some sort of addiction to household cleaners after reading so much bad fiction, have a love for boobies, and enjoy yaoi. Whee!
I also write yaoi/yuri/wtf fanfiction that is nothing more than crap, in my opinion. So yes, if you're here to mock and laugh, go for it. I'll be the first to admit I'm still learning how to write well.
I like moonlit wanks, sudden mockery, bouts of brutal, alley-mugging honesty, and lots of alcohol. Which I think I need right now. Good god, did I actually write half that shit? Wow.
Somebody shut me up.