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	2005.10.15  15.17 hello. Here for TEH WANK!

	2005.04.19  22.58 x-posted to otf_wank AnnaHam here, back with MORE UC Davis wank for your viewing mocking pleasure. So, lisadeadly posts a rather angry rant about tall people and big-headed people sitting in front of others and screwing shit up because of the size of their heads...or something. Predictably, people flip out. Choice quotes: saxmofo: Hey, here's a thought... DON'T BE A SLACKER and sit in the front! Or sit on a book if you're that much of a midget. Us tall people shouldn't have to develop neck and back problems because YOU are too stupid to figure out how to NOT sit behind tall people. DUH. roeroica: start a guerilla war...shorties versus tallies. get your facepaint and grenades ready! And then there's this exchange, in which an anonymouse posts their email address, along with some advice for the OP. I do hope Mousey comes back and wanks even more. It's small, yes, but oh so good. Mood: Holier-than-thou

	2005.02.10  16.31 archived, posted to i_wank Posted here because I am a member of Tori BitchList, and comment in a few of the threads. *wonders if she should also post it to F_W* First time poster here. Hopefully, some of you will find this as funny as I do. Part One: So, someone in ToriAmos, posts a new photo of Tori wearing a tracksuit, a fake lei, and some sort of feathery skirt thing. People think it's either cute, stupid, or posed, and once members of TBL show up and start hatin', the splooge flies. Uber-fan kate3878 steps in with cries of, "OMG TORIBITCHLISTERS ARE STOOPID! All they do is bitch about da goddess!111," and more wank ensues. She refers to this TBL post. People point out that the TBL-ers were just making up silly captions. Wank between kate3878 and sugarpuss begins. Part Two: Meanwhile, Dartini creates a community for the express purpose of "bitching about The Bitchlist," and promptly gets reamed by TBL members, and called "a genius" by none other than kate3878. Of course, a few of the TBL-ers show up and more wank is the end result. As if that weren't enough, _antisepticstar then creates an entire community centered around "claiming" kate3878's various faux passes on toriamos and TBL. People have a field day. I'm just waiting until katie_claims get bahleeeeted. Music: Philosophy (live)--Ben Folds