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|Monday, August 21st, 2006|
I was going to rant for endless paragraphs about shipping and OTPs, but I will just say this:
Canon doesn't mean nobody can ever write anything else, ever, and that everyone should now convert. Especially not when one character canonically isn't picky or likely to settle down any time soon.
|Tuesday, July 25th, 2006|
No, I don't care about your special introductory post. Why do you ask?
The Norrington community needs mods. Mods with whips and anti-attention whore spray.
PS: Please to be not demanding icons. If you don't understand why this is a stupid way of endearing yourself to everyone, your real life must be interesting.
PPS: It's not because they aren't 'true fans' who understood the beauty of wigs, it's because they're illiterate morons with entitlement complexes. Having a civil war over who loves Norrington more is not the way to deal with shitty community behaviour.
|Sunday, July 9th, 2006|
To the latest amusement,
Y'know what? If Fandom Wank is brutally oppressing you and the sanctity of Marietta's zits or whatever it is you actually support, you can just walk away. That's what's so wonderful about the Intarwebs: nobody, absolutely nobody, can actually stop you expressing your opinion if you have access to it. They can only stop you expressing it in their space. Most places on the Internet are (generally benevolent) dictatorships, but it's unique in that you can leave at the click of a button to one that does let you whine non-stop without pointing the fingers of mock.
By the way, continual replies of "you simply fail to understand my impeccable logic and the extent of my cruel persecution at your brutal, judgemental hands" aren't debate. It doesn't matter if you use two words or ten thousand, "you're just wrong" will never be a winning tactic. Neither will "I know you are but what am I?" Lots of syllables aren't in any way threatening, and you know what? They make it fucking hard to read. If you knew how to argue, you'd make your brilliant points halfway clear rather than obscure them with bullshit pretension.
Aware you will never, ever get this,
|Saturday, July 8th, 2006|
| I dedicated my fanfic to you guys!
No ... just ... argh, on what planet is that not more blindingly obvious than Tom Cruise going off his medication? I just joined that community, so I don't know the members to pick their reaction, but they seem to be leaving it well alone like the slightly crusty-looking whore it is.
|Saturday, July 1st, 2006|
Loathing makes me forget basic sentence structure
You know someone annoys you when you don't want to hate them if they beg you to, because everything they say, ever, even if it's about how great boobies are or the cuteness of really small kittens or the true hotness of porn, makes you want to disagree. Or, you know, it might just be me.
Also, thanks to those moronic statements about slash that got posted, I think I may work on my het fic now. It's going to be completely Jossed in a week anyway.
|Withnail & I: gay movie, or gayest movie?
I think I will post some quotes from this thing, because it was both hilarious and also the most homoerotic movie ever. Even without Uncle Monty. That and Paul McGann was almost naked. I am turning into a shallow creature indeed.( Context? I need no stinking context! )
|Friday, June 30th, 2006|
|Friday, June 2nd, 2006|
To Certain Pirates of the Caribbean Fans:
If Elizabeth is a manipulative bitch-whore, then what's your excuse for adoring Jack?
No love and many weary suspicions,
PS: Not to say you can't hate as much as you feel the need to, or until it starts to chafe. But please to be not hypocritical with that hate?
As a general note, characters don't need to be in the running for a sainthood to be worthy or interesting. Whitewashing canonical flaws doesn't make them go away, and it produces a character who only half resembles the one whose name I keep reading in the story. And making the flaws seem like endearing quirks doesn't work either. Current Mood: tired
|Monday, April 17th, 2006|
|I don't write fanfiction, except when I do
I don't know what got into me, because I'm not a writer by any means. I consume a lot of everyone else's fanfiction and I've never worked in the drabble format before, nor have I done this pairing. I haven't seen the movie in about a year, but I've been doing a lot of Norrington roleplaying lately, which means I've been working really hard to get his 'voice'. Not sure if this is it or not, but I like messing about with the way characters feel about one another.Fandom:
Pirates of the Caribbean.Disclaimer:
Do I get to call myself a pirate? I definitely don't have Disney's permission to do this. It's all theirs, and that of the writers.Pairing:
Jack Sparrow/James Norrington.Format:
Strict drabble (100 words exactly).Rating:
PG-13, for what's implied more than anything.( Click here if you'd like to read it )
|Tuesday, April 11th, 2006|
I'm just sweet former mousie, not really interested in journalling as much as pointing and laughing.