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Withnail & I: gay movie, or gayest movie?
I think I will post some quotes from this thing, because it was both hilarious and also the most homoerotic movie ever. Even without Uncle Monty. That and Paul McGann was almost naked. I am turning into a shallow creature indeed.
Supertextual?
Withnail: And in both our interests I think we should sleep together tonight.
Marwood: I have just narrowly avoided having a buggering, and have come in here with the express intention of wishing one upon you.
Marwood: What is all this calculated risk and tactical necessity. It's me, naked, in a corner. And how dare you tell him I love you? And how dare you tell him you rejected me? How dare you tell him that!?
Withnail: Sorry about that, got a bit carried away. Sort of said it without thinking.
Less gay, equally amusing:
Withnail: Why don't you use a cup like any other human being?
Marwood: Why don't you wash up occasionally like any other human being?
Withnail (rising to the challenge): How dare you? How dare you! How dare you call me inhumane?
Marwood: I didn't call you inhumane. You merely imagined it. Calm down.
Withnail: Right you fucker. I'm going to do the washing up!
Marwood: Even a stopped clock gives the right time twice a day, and for once I'm inclined to believe that Withnail is right. We are indeed drifting into the arena of the unwell.
Danny: I don't advise a hair cut man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hair are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight.
Withnail: We've gone on holiday by mistake.
Withnail: I feel like a pig shat in my head.
Withnail: I fail to see my family's of any interest to you. I've absolutely no interest in yours. I dislike relatives in general and in particular mine.
</lj>
I think I will post some quotes from this thing, because it was both hilarious and also the most homoerotic movie ever. Even without Uncle Monty. That and Paul McGann was almost naked. I am turning into a shallow creature indeed.
Supertextual?
Withnail: And in both our interests I think we should sleep together tonight.
Marwood: I have just narrowly avoided having a buggering, and have come in here with the express intention of wishing one upon you.
Marwood: What is all this calculated risk and tactical necessity. It's me, naked, in a corner. And how dare you tell him I love you? And how dare you tell him you rejected me? How dare you tell him that!?
Withnail: Sorry about that, got a bit carried away. Sort of said it without thinking.
Less gay, equally amusing:
Withnail: Why don't you use a cup like any other human being?
Marwood: Why don't you wash up occasionally like any other human being?
Withnail (rising to the challenge): How dare you? How dare you! How dare you call me inhumane?
Marwood: I didn't call you inhumane. You merely imagined it. Calm down.
Withnail: Right you fucker. I'm going to do the washing up!
Marwood: Even a stopped clock gives the right time twice a day, and for once I'm inclined to believe that Withnail is right. We are indeed drifting into the arena of the unwell.
Danny: I don't advise a hair cut man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hair are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight.
Withnail: We've gone on holiday by mistake.
Withnail: I feel like a pig shat in my head.
Withnail: I fail to see my family's of any interest to you. I've absolutely no interest in yours. I dislike relatives in general and in particular mine.
</lj>
