No, I don't care about your special introductory post. Why do you ask?
Dear Intarwebs,

The Norrington community needs mods. Mods with whips and anti-attention whore spray.

PS: Please to be not demanding icons. If you don't understand why this is a stupid way of endearing yourself to everyone, your real life must be interesting.

PPS: It's not because they aren't 'true fans' who understood the beauty of wigs, it's because they're illiterate morons with entitlement complexes. Having a civil war over who loves Norrington more is not the way to deal with shitty community behaviour.