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[Aug. 16th, 2006|10:33 pm] |
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Huh, I thought I had posted this over here, but looks like I didn't...
This was a comment to an OTF_Wank post, but I like it so much I was a whore and copied it to my LJ. So to the JF it goes!
I despise chick-lit. It's just the Wal-Mart romance novel no one actually admits to buying, but with a cover some graphic designer trained in the fine art of vectors and cliche instead of a Fabio reject with pecs that sweat unnaturally.
So here you are. Chick-lit back blurbs, Mad-Libs style!
Imagine your mother ________ (verb) to _______ (verb) a ______ (item) than ________ (descriptor).
When single-again ____________ (job)_________ ______ (name) announces ___________ __________ ________ ________ (divisive statement), ______ (age) divorcee _________ ______ (name) wishes she could trade her ______ (noun) in for a ______ (adverb) ________ (adjective) ________ (noun).
With only _____ (number that is impossibly short) weeks of left, _____ (name) is happy to try __________ (solution to problem) and starts __________ (solution to problem), a ______ (adverb) ________ (adjective) ________ (noun), ________ _________ _______ (divisive issue).
Her _______ (noun) hot on her __________ (adjective) heels, _______ (cute adjective for job) _______ (noun) breaks all the rules and _______ (verb) _____ __ _________(prepositional phrase). Guilty about _______ ________ ____ __________ (verb phrase), there's a ______ (adverb) _______ (adjective) ______ (noun) in store for ______ (noun) . . .
______ (noun) and ________ (noun) had _______ (adverb) ________ (adjective). Now they're about to ______ __________ (prepositional phrase). Forget about _______ (adjective) ______ (noun), welcome to the _______ (adjective) ______ (noun).
Bite me, publishing industry. |
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