| Venom in their eyes! | [Aug. 18th, 2006|12:18 am] |
I'll say: I don't like horror movies. I've seen American Werewolf in London. That's as horrifying as I get. However!
SoaP is seriously just pure awesome transfered to film. If awesome were a drug, it would have been injected into my veins while I was watching the movie. Every single element is a b-movie stereotype, but you don't mind. The actors are all competent enough to make it work, though I'll be damned if I remember half their names. The CGI is sometimes Sci-Fi quality, but that just makes it so much better. There is no way on hell you buy that this movie would work, and you'll be fucked if you're gonna believe these snakes exist.
Funny shit:
- Opening scene is perfect throwback to beach bunny movies.
- The white suit on Eddie Kim reminded me of Ceaser's death in Bound. Do I need a life, or clever reference?
- P. Diddy clone signing breast was just perfect, yet so sad.
- Grace outside the bathroom while couple is getting hot sex? Yet another great moment.
- Snake catching pee in mouth: Officially hilarious and reminded me of kittens. See, SoaP can go with everything, even kittens!
- Mmm...microwave snake.
- SoaP had sporks. That automatically makes it more cool.
- When Sam takes back his gun from the P. Diddy clone, someone yelled "Baby Got Thump!" and the entire theater erupted in giggles.
- And entire theater cheering to everyone's favorite line.
- Landing of the plane: Troy listing off the names to the LAX tower: yet another stereotype moment that just worked because you know they're all giggling after filming it, but they keep it serious on screen.
- The fake ending attack just sealed the deal. You know the entire movie it was happening. It has to. But you still thought, "Wow, they skipped the cliche...FUCK!"
- The director still letting Samuel L. Jackson score with a chick half his age. You knew they had to go away happy somehow.
Remember, kids, don't talk like Samuel L. Jackson or Mom'll have to wash your mouth out with some SoaP. |
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