Wed, Sep. 19th, 2012, 10:21 pm
: Trials and TribulationsFandom
: OCs dropped into Plum-verse, though the plum-verse guys don't make an actual appearance beyond a few text messages/referencesCharacters
: My twins. And Silvio. Because yes.Word count
: 1624. I'm not a writer, what the hell.Notes
: Happy birthday chofi~Comments
: So, background of this fic - their boss, also known as Jefe/Rico/Ranger - has recently been shot by a Very Suicidal Idiot (also known as the Scrog Incident for those who know the fandom). Scrog basically wanted to become Ranger so he kidnapped his daughter, assumed Ranger's name/persona, and went after his not!girlfriend, Stephanie Plum. He gave Stephanie a choice, she can warn Ranger about an ambush and the daughter dies, or she can let him walk in and the daughter lives. She chooses the latter, but he's a BAMF that planned ahead and wore a 'vest. But, after this incident, it's known he has a daughter and he decides the school she goes to (and several others nearby, to muddy the waters) needs better security. And hey, he owns a security firm, so why not. Thus, this fic...
I was not sulking. At all. I ignored the amusement coming from Silvio and kept staring straight ahead. A few of Jefe's minions kept a wary eye on me while they packed up their vehicles. If I'd been quicker, I wouldn't be in this mess. What kind of sorry excuse of a sniper LOSES a shooting competition? Now I'm stuck working with a bunch of idiots who didn't even have the foresight to pack their gear for a job ahead of time. ( At least I don't have to actually pay attention to them. Being known as someone ignorant of English had it's upsides. )
Fri, Sep. 14th, 2012, 11:31 pm
Fri, Sep. 14th, 2012, 06:15 pm
... so. I might be on tumblr now. Because oh god the crack. Also, Avengers! Go, go Team Assassin!
Sun, Jul. 29th, 2012, 12:52 am
So, a jukeboxhound, a tyrsynni, an arinrowan, and a chofi. All in one room. With me. The world may not survive. >=3
Tue, Apr. 3rd, 2012, 04:05 pm
Dear Great Internets,
Does anyone have a rec for a good m/m porn fic from the first person POV? Fandom doesn't really matter so long as the guys are human. Just a PWP will do, need for "research" purposes for something I'm working on. >.>
Sun, Feb. 26th, 2012, 12:58 am
So. I have been ordered to run around, sneak up on, and spy upon my ickle undergrads at field camp. Clearly christmas has come early. Why? Because guys. GUYS. I HAVE BEEN ORDERED TO BE A NINJA. A GEOLOGY NINJA.
Mon, Jan. 2nd, 2012, 02:58 pm
So.... is anyone here a JE Stephanie Plum fan? And would you be interested in fic being posted for that fandom? Because I may or may not have been
coerced convienced coerced sweet-talked into writing fic for it. >.>
Sun, Sep. 25th, 2011, 07:45 pm
Does anyone know if there's a Stephanie Plum kink meme? Because if there isn't, there totally should be.
Mon, Sep. 19th, 2011, 11:39 am
I need running/jogging music, STAT. Recommendations? I tend to lead towards country/classic rock in my everyday music, if it helps any....
Fri, Sep. 16th, 2011, 10:30 pm
Dude, I'm pretty sure someone's been taking bets on which experiment kills Hojo when.
This is a twenty year or longer betting pool.
It's a Soldier-Turk run pool
nobody's cashed in yet, but it's just a matter of time
... and then Cloud-n-Vincent kill him
....did someone place a bet on Sephiroth going crazy?
and nobody wins, becaus enobody expected a Turk to come back from the dead in order to kill him
wait, did anyone bet on that one? Were they dark horses or not even radar.
... okay, now why am I picturing Cloud putting twenty gil down, just for shits-n-giggles
when, and on who?
post-Nibelheim or before?
I don't think he put a time-line down
just that a Turk comes back from the dead in order to kill Hojo.
no, I meant when did he place the bet?
and what was his rational?
Cloud: And since Zombies don't adhere to our views of time, I refuse to say when this will happen.
he placed it pre-OG!FF7
and it was Zack's fault, somehow.
I think Zack went to place a bet, and ended up explaining it and Cloud asked waht the odds were for X bet, and so came upw ith another dark horse
Can we get someone to write this?
Or even just Cloud getting the payoff?
And he's all "......wait, what?" because he has no memory of placing the bet
*totally isn't going to be posting to LJ/IJ/whatever*
oh! That's how he bought Fenrir.
and the chocobo farm
the chocobo farm he bought with the winnings at the chocobo races
.... granted, he was the jockey, but still
Fri, Sep. 2nd, 2011, 01:25 pm
Help me Obi-wan!
However, is there such thing as mead bread? As in, replacing the beer with some mead? I don't see why it couldn't work, as in both beer and mead the yeast is dead already, but I was wondering if anyone's tried it before.
Thu, Sep. 1st, 2011, 01:15 am
Dear Stephanie Plum fandom,
There are just under 3000 fics uploaded between fanfiction.net and AO3. And out of that, a grand total of 3 are slash. THREE
people. And one of those was a threesome fic!
Which was absolutely love, btw, why aren't there more?!?
Fandom, I am disappoint.
Sun, Aug. 28th, 2011, 12:41 am
Dear Janet Evanovich fandom,
Just because you want to pair up your beloved heroine with one of the two vying for her attention, doesn't mean you have to demonize the other person. Pairing Stephanie with Ranger does not mean Joe becomes a psycho, and vice versa.
And really, this entire thing could be easily solved by making it a threesome. Threesomes solve everything! [/Inner!Aeris]
Wed, Aug. 3rd, 2011, 11:54 pm
Pinkie Pie. Is on crack. That is all.
Wed, Aug. 3rd, 2011, 10:53 pm
OH GOD. THE PONIES. THEY ARE CRACK.
Seriously, Pinkie Pie is awesomely cracktastick.
Wed, Jul. 27th, 2011, 08:14 pm
You know what I'd love to see?
I'd love to see someone do some in-depth research on the relationship between over-crowding and incidents of asexuality/homosexuality, just to see if there's a link or not. And if someone HAS done this, could you link me?
And yes, I'm aware of the irony that fandom's tentacle monster is functionally asexual.
Mon, Jul. 11th, 2011, 10:14 pm
Mon, Jul. 11th, 2011, 03:55 pm
... so. Anyone know anything about MLP's these days? I've got some of my guys from way back when and was wondering if anyone knew anything about them...
Sun, Jul. 10th, 2011, 08:31 pm
Sun, Jul. 10th, 2011, 03:44 pm
I have a confession to make.
My name is artimusdin
, and I have a hair fetish. Like. The addition of well kept hair on a man that's pony-tail length or longer will make someone 10000x hotter than they'd be normally. I.. I don't even...