artimusdin

Dear Great Internets,

Does anyone have a rec for a good m/m porn fic from the first person POV? Fandom doesn't really matter so long as the guys are human. Just a PWP will do, need for "research" purposes for something I'm working on. >.>

Dina

So. I have been ordered to run around, sneak up on, and spy upon my ickle undergrads at field camp. Clearly christmas has come early. Why? Because guys. GUYS. I HAVE BEEN ORDERED TO BE A NINJA. A GEOLOGY NINJA.

So.... is anyone here a JE Stephanie Plum fan? And would you be interested in fic being posted for that fandom? Because I may or may not have been coerced convienced coerced sweet-talked into writing fic for it. >.>

Does anyone know if there's a Stephanie Plum kink meme? Because if there isn't, there totally should be.

I need running/jogging music, STAT. Recommendations? I tend to lead towards country/classic rock in my everyday music, if it helps any....

arin_rowan
Dude, I'm pretty sure someone's been taking bets on which experiment kills Hojo when.
This is a twenty year or longer betting pool.

artimusdin
It's a Soldier-Turk run pool
nobody's cashed in yet, but it's just a matter of time
... and then Cloud-n-Vincent kill him

arin_rowan
....did someone place a bet on Sephiroth going crazy?

artimusdin
and nobody wins, becaus enobody expected a Turk to come back from the dead in order to kill him

arin_rowan
wait, did anyone bet on that one? Were they dark horses or not even radar.

artimusdin
... okay, now why am I picturing Cloud putting twenty gil down, just for shits-n-giggles

arin_rowan
when, and on who?
post-Nibelheim or before?

artimusdin
I don't think he put a time-line down
just that a Turk comes back from the dead in order to kill Hojo.

arin_rowan
no, I meant when did he place the bet?
and what was his rational?

artimusdin
Cloud: And since Zombies don't adhere to our views of time, I refuse to say when this will happen.
he placed it pre-OG!FF7
and it was Zack's fault, somehow.

artimusdin
I think Zack went to place a bet, and ended up explaining it and Cloud asked waht the odds were for X bet, and so came upw ith another dark horse

arin_rowan
<3
Can we get someone to write this?
Or even just Cloud getting the payoff?
And he's all "......wait, what?" because he has no memory of placing the bet

artimusdin
*totally isn't going to be posting to LJ/IJ/whatever*

arin_rowan
oh! That's how he bought Fenrir.
and the chocobo farm

artimusdin
no, no
the chocobo farm he bought with the winnings at the chocobo races
.... granted, he was the jockey, but still

However, is there such thing as mead bread? As in, replacing the beer with some mead? I don't see why it couldn't work, as in both beer and mead the yeast is dead already, but I was wondering if anyone's tried it before.

Dear Stephanie Plum fandom,

There are just under 3000 fics uploaded between fanfiction.net and AO3. And out of that, a grand total of 3 are slash. THREE people. And one of those was a threesome fic! Which was absolutely love, btw, why aren't there more?!? Fandom, I am disappoint.

Bewildered,

artimusdin

Dear Janet Evanovich fandom,

Just because you want to pair up your beloved heroine with one of the two vying for her attention, doesn't mean you have to demonize the other person. Pairing Stephanie with Ranger does not mean Joe becomes a psycho, and vice versa. And really, this entire thing could be easily solved by making it a threesome. Threesomes solve everything! [/Inner!Aeris]

No love,
me

Pinkie Pie. Is on crack. That is all.

OH GOD. THE PONIES. THEY ARE CRACK. Seriously, Pinkie Pie is awesomely cracktastick.

I'd love to see someone do some in-depth research on the relationship between over-crowding and incidents of asexuality/homosexuality, just to see if there's a link or not. And if someone HAS done this, could you link me?

And yes, I'm aware of the irony that fandom's tentacle monster is functionally asexual.

( My Little Pony~ )

... so. Anyone know anything about MLP's these days? I've got some of my guys from way back when and was wondering if anyone knew anything about them...

chofitia 8:25 pm
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My name is artimusdin, and I have a hair fetish. Like. The addition of well kept hair on a man that's pony-tail length or longer will make someone 10000x hotter than they'd be normally. I.. I don't even...

... so... Anyone live in/around Alpine, Txs? I'm gonna be moving there for grad school relatively soon and have no clue what's over there. e.e

... I didn't know something that size could come out of your sinuses without there being some major damage up in there. o.o

I miss fandom. x.x Despite the crappy authors.

Dear fandom,

STOP SCREWING ZACK UP UNLESS IT'S A LITERAL SCREW. THAT'S PERFECTLY OKAY. HE'S A PUPPY YES, BUT HE'S NOT AN IDIOT WITH ADHD SO BAD HE CAN BARELY FUNCTION.

no love,
artimusdin