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Mon, 29 Nov 2004 04:48:45 GMT

"I don't care how delicious he is, he's evil!"

That's not subtext. That's fucking TEXT.

And I do it again! >

Fri, 19 Nov 2004 04:49:47 GMT

*Scurvy OP Shipping Meme!*
What be yer favorite het pairing?	Hmm. Zoro/Robin.
What be yer favorite yaoi pairing?	Norland/Calgara
What be yer favorite yuri pairing?	eeeeh. Vivi/Nami I guess. imsoboring.
What be yer 'OTP?'	Don't have one in OP.
What was yer first 'ship?	umm ... thinks really really hard ... Sanji/Nami, I think.
Did it Change? If so, why?	Not really.
What be yer favorite Obscure/Minor Character pairing?	Smoker/Hina
An' what do ya like, just fer laughs?	Fullbody/Jango, theirluvissodisco! and Stalker!Mihawk.
Which is so disgusting, it drives you to burn and pillage?	Ace/Luffy
Which is so annoying, it drives you to burn and pillage?	Zoro/Sanji. and Smoker/Tashigi. No. Just, no.
What pairing did ye wake up with in the brothel after ye spent a whole night wastin' yer plunder on booze and fanfiction?	Smoker/Ace
Luffy pairings you like?	Luffy/Vivi, I guess. And Luffy/Zoro. (Alvida/Luffy makes me laugh, but I wouldn't want to wish that on poor Luffy.)
Zoro pairings you like?	Oh dear, Zoro is a slut in my head. Um, Zoro/Robin, Zoro/Tashigi, Zoro/Kuina, Zoro/Luffy, Stalker!Mihawk/Zoro (teehee)
Usopp pairings you like?	Usopp/Kaya, sometimes Usopp/Luffy
Sanji pairings you like?	Sanji/Nami
Nami pairings you like?	Nami/Sanji, Nami/Vivi
Vivi pairings you like?	Vivi/Kohza, Vivi/Luffy, Vivi/Nami
Robin pairings you like?	Robin/Zoro, Robin/Ace
Do ye collect doujinshi? If so, list what pairings, and yer favorite circle. Arr. This be my lame pirate speak.	Nope
What doujinshi do you desperately want to see?	I want Zoro/Robin, but the possiblities of what writers will do to Robin is smut doujin scare me.
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Thu, 18 Nov 2004 01:10:54 GMT

Damn them. I'll absorb them into the collective yet.

*Naruto 'Shipping*
Favorite yaoi pairing	Naruto/Neji
Favorite yuri pairing	Dun do yuri much. Ino/Sakura, I guess.
Favorite het pairing	That's not my overarching shiny omg etc? Hmmm. Shikamaru/Temari.
Overarching shiny M3ant2b3 OMGOTP	Naruto/Hinata. Yes it sucks sharing an OTP with a zillion teenyboppers, thanks for asking.
Favorite threesome	Neji/Naruto/Hinata. Incest tastes good and is good for you.
Favorite teacher/student pairing	Ick ick icksies. .... Maybe the Fourth/Kakashi.
Favorite guilty pleasure	... Orochimaru/Sasuke ...
Crack of choice	Itachi/Kisame
Because it's pretty	Naruto/Sasuke
w-w-WHY, cruel world?	teacher/student, especially Iruka/Naruto. My eyes, they bleeeed.
Favorite canon(-ish, loose definition, etc, this is Naruto we're talking about)	Zabuza/Haku (they're canon, dammit!). I also liked the short and doomed Tsunade/Dan.
It all makes sense. After I've had a few beers, anyway.	Sound Four makeout session! Sakon/Ukon twincest! Hey, don't ask me, I'm drunk, remember?
Dysfunctionality, baby. It's what makes the world go 'round.	Naruto/Gaara, Lee/Gaara. Oh Gaara, you dysfunctional psycho!
Because I can	All sorts of things. Chouji/Ino, Shino/Kiba, Naruto/Kiba, Neji/Tenten, Gai/Kakashi ...
My first Naruto 'ship EVAR	Naruto/Hinata. Still cute after all these yea- uh, months.
Where has all the shiny gone/why don't I feel the love anymore?	Erm ... Shikamaru/Ino. Guess I just like Temari better, or something.
Me/this 'ship = one night stand	Sasuke/Temari. Don't ask.
obscure character 'ship	Itachi/Shisui. Uchihacest, baby!
favorite Naruto x powerful boy who's ass he kicked(/is going to kick three years from now) pairing	Naruto/Neji, duh.
Twosome permutation of Team 7	What does that even mean? If it's which two of team 7 I think should hook up, I don't think Sasuke/Sakura is the spawn of the devil like everyone else seems to.
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Apparently I rock.

Tue, 19 Oct 2004 02:11:54 GMT

You are Dolemite quotes!

A voice of reason in the insanity that is fandom,
you can frequently be heard wondering what the
shit things are and whether that bitch is for
real.

Unfortunately... okay, there is no unfortunately.
You are the shit! Go you!

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this is just because I've been a lurking mouse for quite a while.

I can post Random Shit in here!

Sun, 17 Oct 2004 01:14:29 GMT

I'm just here to watch the wank. No one reads this.

...

*dances*

I just read an Invader Zim mpreg fic. I'm going to hell.

(the fic was pretty dang weird, if you care.)