The Secret Adventures of Certified Heartless Bitch
|Location:||Santa Monica, California, United States|
You want me to take a highly evolved, complex individual such as myself and squish it down to a few bare sentences? Have you nothing better to do than read petty little "personal statements?" Must you require a FAQ to find my journal readable?
Fine. Read this:
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The word "banfennid" is Gaelic for female outlaw.
Theme Song: "I Am What I Am" from La Cage Aux Folles
I'm the ListMum for Emyn Arnen, a ListMod for DracoGinnyFanFic, and a member of the Norrington Defense League.
I'm twenty-five and a USC alumna, having graduated with a Bachelor's in English. I live with my fiance/betrothed/significant other/whathaveyou and two cats near the beach. I am a writer and editor, primarily in prose and screenwriting, and I use fanfic as a character exercise. I am a sister, an aunt, a lover, a friend, and a daughter.
I am a personal assistant to a screenwriter. I get paid to do the standard assistant-type things, read books and screenplays, and watch movies. I love my job, but it means I have a lot less free time than I used to. If I can't find the time to call my sisters, I'm sure as hell not going to be reading my friends' list on a regular basis. Needless to say, my commenting will be highly erratic. You have been warned.
DO NOT send me your screenplays/shortstories/novels/fanfic/whateverthefuckelse unless I am one of your betas/editors or you have cleared it with me first; otherwise, given my job, I will delete it immediately for legal reasons to protect myself and my boss.
I don't auto-add people who friend me. I check my friends-of list every once in a while, and then I read any new journals to see if they strike my fancy. Likewise, I have no expectations about being added back when I friend someone. If you are offended by this, then you probably don't want to read my LJ at all -- this common sense philosophy of mine tends to be prominent in all my entries.
If you comment in my LJ in netspeak, I will delete it, I don't care what it says. Anything worth saying can be said in something resembling proper spelling and grammar. Unless of course, you're making fun of netspeakers. Heh.
|Interests:||145: ∞, 7th sea, aaron allston, adult swim, alan francis doyle, angel the series, anne bradstreet, babylon 5, being a perfectionist, bialar crais, big o, big wolf on campus, blackadder, buffy, c.j. cregg, c.j./simon, c.s.i., carnivàle, charles dickens, cheapass games, commodore norrington, cordelia chase, cowboy bebop, deadlands, deep space nine, donna moss, dork tower, draco malfoy, draco/ginny, edgar allan poe, elaine marley, epee, faramir, farscape, father ted, fencing, firefly, forever knight, ghanima/farad'n, ginny weasley, gregory maguire, grim fandango, guybrush threepwood, h.g. wells, han/leia, harry potter, heds pastede on yay, historical dramas, jacen/tenel ka, jack davenport, jake 2.0, james d'arcy, james norrington, jane austen, john/aeryn, jonathan creek, josh lyman, josh/donna, jules verne, katie owen, kicking bonnie hammer, kingdom hospital, l&o: criminal intent, landmines, larimer finch, larimer/katie, league of extraordinary gentlemen, lex luthor, lexx, linda eder, longest journey, lord of the rings, macgyver, margaret atwood, master and commander, merton j. dingle, milly/wolfwood, monk, monkey island, moulin rouge, nashville star, nathaniel hawthorne, neil gaiman, new jedi order, nicholas d. wolfwood, nightmare before christmas, nip/tuck, odo/kira, peacemakers, percy/lavender, peter pan, philip pullman, piers anthony, pirates, pirates of the caribbean, powerpuff girls, r. dorothy waynewright, randy disher, randy/sharona, ren faire, rodney mckay, roger/dorothy, role-playing, ron/hermione, rupert giles, sam/jack, scorpius/sikozu, severus snape, sexuality, shakespeare, sherlock holmes, simon/kaylee, smallville, smiting, sparkly things, star trek: ds9, star wars, stargate sg-1, steampunk, strictly ballroom, tamora pierce, the chronicle, the evil dead trilogy, the invisible man, the princess bride, the sandman, the scarlet pimpernel, the west wing, the x-files, thomas hardy, touching evil, treasure island, trigun, type 2 diabetes, victorian, victoriana, volleyball, wes janson, wit, wonderfalls, x-men, xander/anya, yule, éowyn, éowyn/faramir|
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