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Um, hey there! [01 Jan 2017|12:00am]
Hello there, potential new friend!


This journal is not flocked, but if you randomly friend me, I'd appreciate it if you'd drop a quick comment telling me where/why I got a friending - I'm paranoid like that.

Wheee!
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The Magic Flute: A Synopsis [04 Feb 2011|09:28am]
So instead of sharing my WOE OH GOD MY LIFE IS SOAP OPERA TRAEGERDEH I thought I'd share this I came up while ranting at Alya (who clearly has nothing more important going on than my brainvomit)

ROLES )

PLOT )
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[09 Jan 2011|01:22am]
An engraving in my current fortress: "Engraved on the wall is an exceptionally designed image of Kubuk Syruprings the dwarf and a pig tail fiber cloth by Asmel Kokeboltar. Kubuk Syruprings is raising the pig tail fiber cloth. The artwork relates to the pig tail fiber cloth masterfully dyed with emerald dye by the dwarf Kubuk Syruprings for The Strapping Crafts at Graniteditches in the late spring of 1055."

Good to know that was so memorable.
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[08 Jan 2011|10:17pm]
I gots meself a wordpress blog:
Wortschwall

For now I'm basically using it as a lyrics repository, for posting translations of AWESOME GERMAN SONGS.
So, if you wanna expand your music catalogue, feel free to check it out and doublecheck my translations, too.
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[07 Jan 2011|12:02am]
Playing Dwarf Fortress.

Three artifacts so far:
"Pearltroubles the Dreamy Author", an alder cup
"Notchedburst the Plains of Goading", a limonite cabinet
"Scorchsquare the Barricaded Virgin", a talc ring

Scorchsquare the Barricaded Virgin ahahahahaha
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[03 Jan 2011|08:31pm]
Don't you love it when a Not Always Right story is ever so subtly racist?
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[27 Dec 2010|03:44am]
Random note: Think of Zynga what you will, but I do find it rather awesome that you have the option of choosing a spouse of the same gender as your avatar.
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[25 Dec 2010|05:39am]
So now that I have to spend Christmas at home instead of with the boyfriend, I've been distracting myself from SAD TIMES WOE by getting angry... er than usual... at stupid people on the internet, and having rant-worthy thoughts about racist fetishizing in porn and what annoys me about gay movies (separate thoughts, though).

So maybe you can expect a post worthy of a cut over the next couple days.

Anyways.

HAPPY HOLIDAYS

Where's the sparkle background...
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[24 Dec 2010|09:40am]
...dear god I almost made a somewhat wanky reply to this comment concering how
a) the Vikings probably maybe weren't too cool with the gay (what with the concept of ergi, unmanliness)
b) the glorification of Caesar and Alexander is a bit problematic.

So instead of doing it there, I'll just leave that here, yes?
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[18 Dec 2010|12:36pm]
*looks at snow*

Fuck you, winter.

If you get my flight cancelled on Wednesday, I'm gonna give the sky the most frowniest of all frowny faces :/
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[11 Dec 2010|01:31pm]
I lurve the blip.tv ads.

Chevrolet ad: "This is America, man."
No.
No, it isn't.

"The land of spontaneous detours... of FREEDOM!"
What the fuck, mate. USE EARTH LOGIC AND EARTH ENGLISH, ADVERTISING!
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Life and shit [01 Dec 2010|05:38am]
So I've managed to write the 50k words for Nano BUT I haven't been able to write a single word since I passed that mark, mostly because I've been very busy.

Let me sum that up for you.

Wild DANISHGUY appeared!

Go! MISTERBEE!

DANISHGUY uses CHARM!
MISTERBEE becomes confused.

MISTERBEE is confused...

DANISHGUY uses SMOOCH!
It's super-effective!

MISTERBEE uses BOOZE!
MISTERBEE regained health!
DANISHGUY becomes confused.

DANISHGUY is confused.

MISTERBEE uses SODOMITE'S WILES.
It's super-effective!

DANISHGUY uses SMILE!
MISTERBEE resists!
MISTERBEE's accuracy is tripled!

MISTERBEE uses POUNCE!
DANISHGUY is stunned!

MISTERBEE uses POKEBALL.
DANISHGUY is captured!

Wait! MISTERBEE is evolving!
MISTERBEE has evolved into MISTERBEAR!

Wait! DANISHGUY is evolving!
DANISHGUY has evolved into DANISHBOYFRIEND.


Ahem.
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[20 Nov 2010|02:26pm]
50,008 words.

CELEBRATION TIMES

Novel not done yet, though. But holy wordcount yay
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[16 Nov 2010|05:09pm]
6,428 words to reach the fabled 50k. This feels good.

Plot's far from done, though. I'm not sure whether the actual novel will be done by the end of November >_>
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[16 Nov 2010|10:13am]
So, in the NaNo wank report, I picked up the link to an article about rejection letters and read the part with the "words supplanted by their similar-sounding cousins".

Now I have the urge to incorporate those into my writing, only on purpose and stuff (kinda like I still have my CoX villain Rouge Angle, daughter of illiterate Satanists, running around).


'He looked at those dire straights, not understanding how you could go through life being so unfabulous.'

'The window exploded with a loud bang. Shards of glass and a shutter went through her body.'

'After he had fallen into the machine producing Ruffles, his body went ridged.'
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Tired of my NaNo forum rants yet? [13 Nov 2010|11:26pm]
Just one more quick thought: I like to browse the reference forum to, y'know, dispense sage advice.

And then sometimes I come across a plot description where I just want to write "Close Word or whatever you're using and think about what you've done but please stop writing".

Like the one about the girl in a concentration camp who falls in love with a soldier who's been forced to do soldiering by his father.
(According to userinfo, the author of that is 13. I ... really don't see this end well. At all. Seriously.)
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[13 Nov 2010|04:59pm]
Hey, more NaNoForumFun!

So there's this thread about using non-PC language in your novel, and I want to respond to every other comment with this:
YOUR PRIVILEGE IS SHOWING

So many people going "lol y u so offended is only words" it makes my head hurt.
(That's not to say that I think you mustn't use non-PC language EVAR, but I'm on the side of people going, "use it if there's a reason to use it (and the reason isn't loledgy)")
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[13 Nov 2010|05:04am]
Because I'm suddenly in my HP!FAN!PHASE again, random comment:

I like the movies well enough as visual aids in a sense, but some of the changes are really so much WTF

Like the random Beauxbaton sighing and the weird acrobatics of Durmstrang in GoF. This gives us an awesome Snape/McGonagall "what the shit is this?" reaction shot, though.
And then of course there's Shoutus Angrydore.

ETA: Also, the whole dancing lessons with McGonagall. I know they were going for laughs with stern McGonagall being all "well-mannered frivolity", but I've seen Maggie Smith in other roles, and thank's to the HeyIt'sThatGuy thing, it just makes me wonder if McGonagall used to be the mistress of the king of Ruritania, too.

Son of ETA: That said, I'd give anything to dance with Maggie Freakin' Smith, though.
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[13 Nov 2010|03:43am]
*browsing through nano subforums*

Oh look! It's a "I'm not racist but..." comment.
Y'know, even if they are 100% truthful with that statement, it sounds so incredibly racist!

I'm not racist, but I don't enjoy doing laundry.
I'm not sexist, but I think we should reduce our carbon footprint.
I'm not homophobic, but I don't like fruits veggies that much.
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[12 Nov 2010|11:26pm]
Decent pacing is for other people.

Just had to fight a massive zombie horde? BACKSTORY THROUGH A CHAPTER OF DIALOGUE TIME!
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