Bitching and Snarking

I didn’t get this journal for personal bitching (as I don’t spend enough time online to really get to know people, so it’s not like I know a bunch of people to pat me on the back and administer “huggles”), but I feel the need to vent.

I worked nine hours today, put up with wave after endless wave of snotty yuppie children and their mothers. I swear the people who look like they have less money make less of a mess than the rich people. Yeah, it’s my job to clean up after you when you throw clothes on the floor, but you don’t have to be an ass about it.

But that’s not what I’d like to bitch about. My manager, Tina, decided that she was going to whine and complain that she missed her ex boyfriend… Brian or Ryan something… I forget. She’s been broken up with the guy a month and a half ago, and it’s like her world has ended. She kept going on and on about how she can’t go to the movies anymore (because it would be oh so much trouble to go with a friend) and how she missed all the lovely dovey snuggling crap… not to mention the fact that she’s not getting laid now.

There was pretty much nothing I could do about it, as she was on the register next to me and would blabber at me in between customers. And then when it got slow, she’d keep yapping at me when I put returns back on hangers. And she KNOWS that I can’t tell her to shut up since she’s the manager…even though she is a year younger than me. Grrr.

It annoys me to no end that some women feel it necessary to be in a relationship at all times. Are you (Tina) really so weak that you need a man in your life all the damn time? Yeah, it has its perks, but if that’s the source of your self-esteem, you need help. Get over the boyfriend, buy yourself a daiquiri, get yourself a vibrator and MOVE ON already. Yeah, angst and lament for a day or two, but listening to you moan and complain is starting to get old, especially when I’m stuck next to you for hours on end.

Now that that’s done, time for something completely different.



I’m sure anyone that’s been over to the Pit as noticed some really awful/funny summaries. Instead of sue-bashing tonight, I think I’ll collect stupid summaries.

Excel Saga

Imagine taking the world of Excel Saga and replacing every character with an alternate from another series. I did, and this is what I came up with.

No, I don’t think I want to imagine this. For one, it’s a good chance that most of your readers aren’t going to know every character your using, and for two, massive crossovers are very hard to pull off and usually end up making everyone’s head hurt.

hello! how are you? anywho...this is about exel exel and her love for lord illpalazo. i only have the song down so far, but i ill update as much as possible!

*cry* Excel! Excel! You stupid kindergartner. And I believe you mean Illpalazzo, if I’m not mistaken. You should have an anvil dropped on your head repeatedly until you somehow gain the ability to use apostrophes and capital letters.

What would happen if Shinji Ikari and Excel Excel (Excel for short) change places? The crossover to end all crossovers! Rated for mild language. Chapter 3 is up...You'll never lock the bathroom door again!

I think I’d shoot myself if that happened. >.<

Excel, Hyatt, ACROSS and authoress do the horrid bastardization of all those one boy/many girls animes out there.

Authoress? The fuck? Why do you fangirls feel the need to turn “author” into a more girly word?

Excel gets killed in every concivable way! Very interesting and fun to read!

You gotta wonder when someone calls their own story interesting and fun to read…

Fruits Basket

Yuki and kyo go to a new private school called Hogwarts thinking it's a school for exceptionally bright people. When they find out what it really is though, how are they going to get themselves out of it?

*stabs self in the eye with a spoon* … Ok, I admit I’m biased because I can’t stand Harry Potter. And I’d probably be wanked for that comment if I said it anywhere else. XD

lol, title says it, this is just for you people to vote on which fic i should work . i want to give you guys a new chapter by the end of the month but i just don't know where to begin!help!

I have a great idea. Why don’t you think of a goddamn story idea before you post pointless shit. If I were even more of a bitch, I’d be tempted to report this lovely violation of our friend ToS.

I [Kita] always wondered what it'd be like to pop into the world of Fruits Basket... My god becomes Akito, I get to huggle all the characters... Ah yesh, I could definitely live that way.

Good evening, Ms Sue.

If u had a chance 2 change the past, would u take it? What if u could take back everything that happened & return 2 the arms of ur true love, would u? It has been 4 years since the night Tohru left her love Yuki. Now the 1 thing holding them apart is g

Would u read a fic if it the summery wuz typed in such a way that no1 culd take u seriously? OMG LOLOL!!!!!1111one

Samantha Hart has a secret...and a bunch of questions. She travels half way across the glabe to seek out the aid of the one family who can help her. A little AU, a little OOC and most definatly a Mary Sue. I didn't write this for you...I wrote it for me.

Then why don’t you keep it to yourself then? The dedication “this is not for you” worked only once and it’s not here. Also, you might want to explain what a “glabe” happens to be. *snarksnark*

Kyou finds out from a stranger that there are really 2 of each zodiac animal. She also tells him something that u'll have to find out by reading. Not sure about the genre i chose Please R&R! PG-13 bc of language sry if it gets a bit ooc later --'

Yes, I’m sure the Souma’s had no fucking clue that you had a whole cast of sues waiting to prey on them.


This is it for now. I really need to go to bed.