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Linnet ([info]blue_linnet) wrote,
@ 2004-06-03 02:40:00


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it was originally 10, but I got lazy
5 Most Annoying Phrases Ever

1. 'God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve!' When I figure out how to make non-ugly icons, I'm going to make one riffing off this. Perhaps 'Then who *did* make Adam and Steve'. Or something more clever. We shall see.

2. 'What do you want me to say?' Not really to do with politics and fandom. More a personal hate. Especially after someone tells someone else how they feel about something, and the response is 'what do you want me to say'..grr, can you get more condescending and dismissive?

3. 'You're oppressing my rights to free speech!' There are apparently people out there who still have not figured out that free speech does *not* apply to a messageboard, and that deleting a trollish thread, while it may be ill-advised in some circumstances, is not oppressing anyone's First Amendment rights. (It is First Amendment, right? I'm not American, and am easily confused.) Also, it does not mean others don't have the right to say 'shut the hell up!'

4. 'You're just jealous!' While the parents may have had good intentions when they told their children that the bullies picked on them out of jealousy, this statement has now become an explanation for any kind of dislike. It also makes absolutely no sense. If I like one celebrity singer, but hate another, why am I only jealous of the second one? If someone is jealous of, er, say, Clay Aiken, which is why they hate him, why are they not also jealous of every other damn rich celebrity out there?

5. 'In times like these...' I got into a debate with my English teacher about this one. It's thrown around *all* the time. 'I don't want to raise my children in a world like this' and 'in times like these, we need pop music/religion/fluffy bunnies'. As if the world 100 years ago was perfect and wonderful. Yes, I really would rather raise my kids in a world where they had a better than fifty percent chance of dying before age five...at least there wasn't violence on TV and men kissing men in the streets! Also, people today are not any more violent than in the past. We just have better weapons.


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[info]llama_treats
2004-06-03 05:06 pm UTC (link)
Interesting. And accurate. Of course, I have to add some [snide] commentary of my own...

As far as (2) goes, there are plenty of times when it needs to be said, usually after someone is going off on some emotional tangent, you reply with something noncommittal, and the person in question ends up staring at you like you've grown another head. Some people seem to think you should feel their pain over trivial matters. I don't. What do you want me to say? ;-)

I also totally understand the #5ers. In fact, I've said similar things many a time. However, I usually don't confine my unwillingness to bring children into the world to the present day. As far as I'm concerned, the world is a pretty crappy place and, given a choice beforehand, a lot of people would choose not to live here, be it now, 100 years ago or 100 years from now. But then again, I could just be a cynical bitch.

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[info]blue_linnet
2004-06-03 08:15 pm UTC (link)
Snide commentary always welcomed. That should be my tagline.

On (2), you are probably correct, in those cases. Especially if you do not know the person well, and they begin freaking out about something or other, and you are all 'wait..what? no, really, what?' I put it here because I am cruel, and the person I am referring to will never read this. Said person would frequently ask me to speak on my emotional state (which I hate doing), or to explain something, and when I did, if the response was not what said person wanted, I would hear 'what do you want me to say'. And then I would bang my head against the wall and go 'why did you ask??' But that is not really a rant for this journal. *looks around warily*

My problem with (5) is that it's too often a cousin of 'kids these days!' I see it in every damn news article about someone doing something shitty to someone else, and I'm thinking that that? always happened! There were assholes in the 19th century too. (Hey, I don't want to have kids in any time...cats are much easier to feed.)

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