I make one firm promise; this journal will contain little to no personal information about me. If anyone finds me elsewhere, I will be extremely impressed, and perhaps a little frightened. (That was my way of pretending to be someone important. I do not think it succeeded.)

This will be used mostly to hear myself talk, as I do not expect to gather a large number of readers. If I cannot say something politely somewhere else online, my real life friends would look at me as if I was batshit crazy, and yet my narcissism is such that I cannot keep it to myself, it will likely be muttered about here.

The only poetry that will grace this journal will be dirty limericks.