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Friday, August 29th, 2008


fandom_wank

[ ilya ]
2:39p
And the Twilight Wank Saga continues with an author flounce...

As a lot of you must know by now, the first 12 Chapters of Midnight Sun, Smeyer's addition to her Uh-may-zing boooookes was leaked on the internet several days ago, and this has chagrined her dazzle verily.

From her official website:

August 28, 2008 (part II)

As some of you may have heard, my partial draft of Midnight Sun was illegally posted on the Internet and has since been virally distributed without my knowledge or permission or the knowledge or permission of my publisher.

I have a good idea of how the leak happened as there were very few copies of Midnight Sun that left my possession and each was unique. Due to little changes I made to the manuscript at different times, I can tell when each left my possession and to whom it was given. The manuscript that was illegally distributed on the Internet was given to trusted individuals for a good purpose. I have no comment beyond that as I believe that there was no malicious intent with the initial distribution.

I did not want my readers to experience Midnight Sun before it was completed, edited and published. I think it is important for everybody to understand that what happened was a huge violation of my rights as an author, not to mention me as a human being. As the author of the Twilight Saga, I control the copyright and it is up to the owner of the copyright to decide when the books should be made public; this is the same for musicians and filmmakers. Just because someone buys a book or movie or song, or gets a download off the Internet, doesn't mean that they own the right to reproduce and distribute it. Unfortunately, with the Internet, it is easy for people to obtain and share items that do not legally belong to them. No matter how this is done, it is still dishonest. This has been a very upsetting experience for me, but I hope it will at least leave my fans with a better understanding of copyright and the importance of artistic control.

So where does this leave Midnight Sun? My first feeling was that there was no way to continue. Writing isn't like math; in math, two plus two always equals four no matter what your mood is like. With writing, the way you feel changes everything. If I tried to write Midnight Sun now, in my current frame of mind, James would probably win and all the Cullens would die, which wouldn't dovetail too well with the original story. In any case, I feel too sad about what has happened to continue working on Midnight Sun, and so it is on hold indefinitely.

I'd rather my fans not read this version of Midnight Sun. It was only an incomplete draft; the writing is messy and flawed and full of mistakes. But how do I comment on this violation without driving more people to look for the illegal posting? It has taken me a while to decide how and if I could respond. But to end the confusion, I've decided to make the draft available here (at the end of this message on the Midnight Sun page). This way, my readers don't have to feel they have to make a sacrifice to stay honest. I hope this fragment gives you further insight into Edward's head and adds a new dimension to the Twilight story. That's what inspired me to write it in the first place.

I do want to take a moment and thank the wonderful fans who have been so supportive of me over the past three years. I cannot begin to tell you how much each of you means to me. I only hope this note will stop all the confusion and online speculation so that the Twilight universe can once again become the happy escape it used to be. After this incredibly busy year, I am now focusing on spending more time with my family and working on some other writing projects.

--Stephenie

I don't think I need to add much more than that.  Lol.  This is so bloody beautiful...Oh Smeyer...please to be going over there to cry upon your pile of ill-begotten millions.  We all know that that book is going to be finished and published eventually so that you can add to your dragon hoard of booty. 

Who else thinks that she's just waaaaahing for the sympathy and threatening to not provide any more crack so that everyone can forget about the epic fail that was Breaking Dawn and start kissing her ass again? *raises hand*

Edit:

And we get reactions from the Amazon Boards and the ♥ TwiMoms ♥. The ONTD comm weighs in on the situation.

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Thursday, August 28th, 2008


fandom_wank

[ gusty ]
10:42p
I'm sure there's a masturbation joke I could make here but I'm stumped.

If you've been following F_W for a bit you're probably aware of the existence of FurAffinity, the furry-themed art website. Recently, the website had been down for about a month due to a supposed hardware failure. During that time many users, unable to function without their hot hot hermaphrodite liontaur porn, flocked to a lesser known site called Furry Art Pile. Yes, it's lovingly called FAP most of the time. Many users decided that they liked FAP better, and made this known in their various journals on FurAffinity when it returned. They found it more user friendly, and there was also much suspicion that the 20k raised for new hardware by FurAffinity was not all going back into the site.

Which brings us to yesterday. The head admin of FAP (Dylan) made an entry in his personal journal that he just wasn't having fun with the project anymore and was shutting it down. As in, right then and there. There was no warning period. Even more troubling -- he had recently been accepting donations on the website for upgrades.

Needless to say, this doesn't go over very well. Most replies being fairly blunt. Then a few of the admin's friends come in to make fun of the complainers:

[info]losdelroro: "Major props to you for taking a pet project so far and enjoying it. When it starts to be work and people start demanding stuff of you and all their "contributions" is the extra $2 they got as a tip from working at Starbucks, you dont owe them a damn thing. I hope you enjoy your next project as much as you enjoyed this one and I know you'll do amazing things!"

And later: "I dont really care what things he admitted to screwing up or not, what matters to me is a person's personal opinion and right to do what they want with a website they created from scratch. Especially if it eats up huge amounts of time to maintain and upgrade when the total amount "donated" doesnt even cover server costs. I didnt' say he only got $2, I was insinuating that the donations were meager collections and scraps that people had left over when they weren't buying comics, porn or fursuits. I think you just need to accept that its going away, deal with it somehow and move on and stop being so petty. Its not exactly crushing your world is it? Didn't think so."

After the uproar from people not even able to grab what they needed off the site before it was shut down, the site itself was reopened with an announcement that it would be closing on September 1st. Still, the only advice Dylan gives to those who donated? Take it up with Amazon.

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dl_anon

[ lazy_daisy ]
8:25p
Well this explains everything...

Apparently, Orlando is impotent. Which explains why he's into girls that are just, well, unsuitable.


so say the insiders at JJ.

Just to post my favorite quote of the bunch:

If Miranda ever gets pregnant, a DNA test should prove who the REAL daddy is. Artificial insemination isn’t out of the question, either. The folks who are gettin’ it on don’t need to announce it or prove it. Same with celebs who want their privacy - and don’t need to prove anything.

Someone's been watching too much CSI.

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random_lounge

[ notjo ]
9:01p
I got this via [info]winterlive on LJ here.

If you've got an old mp3 player or discman lying around, send it to belladonnalin. she's got a shelter, she's got homeless kids and every single kid in the entire world needs music.

quoth bella:

Doing the bus thing to work every day and walking through downtown every day would be a lot less pleasant if I didn't have the option to put on some music and drown out the world. Not because it's so terrible, but because there are days that I don't want to listen to other people's domestic disagreements or screaming about getting ripped off for their most recent hit. I don't want to listen to teenage girls talking about "she's a fucking ho, you know she slept with him and him and him." Sometimes, I just need to shut it out.

And then it hit me. If I feel like this, imagine how my kids at the homeless shelter feel. A lot of them don't just pass through downtown - they're there all day every day, this shit is their LIVES. They leave, sometimes, to go to school or a friends' house, but these are street kids living in the middle of all of the stuff that I try to screen out. And, for the most part, they have nothing.

All of my kids love music - it's one of our most frequent conversation points since they've found out that my tastes are pretty musically eclectic. A few months ago, Saturday nights were the nights that I would bring in my laptop and grab some donated blank CDs and the kids would burn music off my laptop so that they had new stuff to listen to. But they don't have portable mp3 players and both the boombox and the DVD-player-as-CD-player are sources of CONSTANT arguments because of musical differences.

Plus, school is starting soon and some of the ones still going to school could use an escape on the way to school, too.

So I'm thinking ... I know a lot of people. 200 and change, right up here. And a lot of ya'll upgrade your mp3 players or have basic players that you don't use anymore.

So, I was wondering - does anyone have any older mp3 players that they might think about donating? For this to work, I have to have enough that I can give one to each of the kids that is regularly spending the night, plus a few more for new kids coming in. So that would around 20 mp3 players of comparable size and whatever ... does that sound crazy?

I dunno, I figure it couldn't hurt to ask.

So. If you want to send mp3 players, email me at belladonnalin (at) gmail (dot) com for the address. Or, for those of you who have mentioned that you are interested in donating, paypal it to me at info@kibblecab.com or use the donate button below (my PayPal is down, so I'm using Bean's business account that she's NOT using right now).


More details at the link.

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fandom_lounge

[ j_crew_guy ]
2:19p
LEGO Batman: The Cartoon!

LEGO Batman cartoon in the works.

Speaking to GI.biz at the Games Convention last week, Traveller's Tales producer Rich Earl revealed that a TV show based on their latest Lego project is indeed in the works. The show is being produced by a separate studio in the states, using TT's assets to bring classic Batman characters to life.

"My understanding is that they will use the engine, the Maya files where the characters come to life, but they'll be creating animated... I think it's a 20-minute cartoon. I'm personally quite intrigued to see how it comes out. Lego, every time they've had a new brand out, they've done some CGI stuff as well, but I think this will be quite different."


Already a debate has broken out as to whether they should use voices or keep the cartoon dialogue-free. And if they're going to use voices, should it be Adam West or Kevin Conroy as Batman....

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fandom_lounge

[ sarajayechan ]
12:26p
I forgot to ask last time-anyone have a screencap of the cluster arrangement for LJ? I ask because LJ's acting up for me again and if I'm not the only one, I wanna remember which cluster I'm on for future reference.

edit: ...well this is weird. >.> I can get to my journal and my flist and the cluster menu, it's just the homepage that won't load.

edit II: ...now it's yo-yoing.


current mood: *thud*

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Wednesday, August 27th, 2008


otf_wank

[ kittikattie ]
7:21p
How dare you talk about our relationship without my consent.

Over in fanficrants, bittersweetwish fusses about how Twu Wuv (with a human W) and said expression of love does not generally come after the first damn date, and most relationships take time to blossom into the hot wubbings.

nanuq459 agrees and in a discussion sums up a past relationship thusly:

Seriously, we were friends for a long time but then she cornered me, asked if I had feelings for her, and then it was pretty much:
Me: Let's see if this works ou--
Her: *TACKLEGLOMP*


....and then the other half of the failed relationship, mercuryblue144, shows up with a curt and simple "Fuck you too." And there is drama.

Bonus wankish on metaquotes, where mercuryblue144 is upset that the quote was still metaquoted--even though the other half said it.

It's not very big, just really...weird. I mean, no one would have ever known anything if she'd been quiet.

--Neth


current mood: Mundane

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fandom_lounge

[ chaimonkey ]
9:27p
summarize a book in one sentence

Let's play a game! Inspired by an /r9k/ thread, oddly enough.

Summarize a book in one sentence, other people guess what it is.

Examples:
Teenage boy complains about 'phonies', his problems, and things that 'really depress' him.

Three midgets jump into a volcano trying to destroy some evil jewellry [sic]



Go Speed Racer, Go!


current mood: Caffeinated

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fandom_lounge

[ spawn_of_kong ]
5:04p
"Escapism Postponed"

Film critic James Berardinelli weighs in on, among other things, the rescheduling of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince and Star Trek, as well as the implications of these decisions.

(Now with fixed html)

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the_hms_stfu

[ quantumreality ]
12:55p
Relatively minor as ship wankery goes

But this is still bizarrity gold. A poster on Fiction Alley actually throws up, apparently not in a fit of literary exaggeration, when said poster sees Draco/Ginny.

Now admittedly I'm no big fan of the ship, but then again I don't sink to the level of batshittery that calls it acceptable to announce to the world that you actually become physically ill at the thought of two fictional characters getting it on. They don't exist, for Pete's sake!

Earth logic, she is absent. *le sigh*.

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fandom_lounge

[ caito ]
11:12p
Twilight "fan" video.

I kind of hope this doesn't become a habit for me.

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fandom_lounge

[ reeve ]
8:47a
Tiger Woods: Like Jesus, in a way

A YouTuber found a glitch in the new Tiger Woods game that allows the player to walk on water.

The response from EA Sports.

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fandom_lounge

[ darksumomo ]
1:33a
Remember Warner Brothers' lawyers? They're back!

Bollywood's 'Hari Puttar' film sparks lawsuit 
By RAMOLA TALWAR BADAM, Associated Press Writer 

MUMBAI, India - Let's see Hari Puttar get out of this one. Bollywood producers set to release a film called "Hari Puttar: A Comedy of Terrors" are working to fend off a lawsuit filed by Warner Bros. that claims the movie title hews too closely to their mega-famous boy wizard franchise.

At least they're not suing preteens for running fansites.




current mood: *thud*

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Tuesday, August 26th, 2008


fandom_wank

[ aeka ]
9:37p
Tired of Steph Meyer's wank yet?

Once upon a time in the magical land of YouTube, there was a Scottish Youtuber who got bored one night . Turning on her camera and pressing the record button, she sat on her arse to praise the latest work of the almighty Stephenie Meyer, the next best thing since JK Rowling.

She was rather stout with a squared jaw and rectangular shaped eyes. Her hair was a silky brown in colour, straight and thin, shining under her lantern's light. After a few seconds of nasty glares and emo stares, our Scottish Youtuber goes on to make her announcement of just how disappointed she is with fans; going on to patronise the whole fanbase on just how pathetic they really are, not realising the irony of her statements.

Quoth she in a patronising tone while staring closely into the camera:

"How can you act like this? After reading that amaaaaaaazing book, not shit! not boring! not glorified fanfiction, A-MAAZING BOOK! I'ma say it real clear: A-MA-ZING BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK! You've been waiting for what? A year? And you've been thinking of how wonderful it's going to be, and DYING to get your hands on it, cause it's going to be soooo good! And then you complain about it? Because it's not what you wanted?

She briefly blew a small gust of wind into her hair, so as to keep her bangs from falling further into her eyes.

"Since when do you get what you want by complaining, you ungrateful little turd?" she enquires with a tone of anger in her voice "Yeah, I'm talking to you! You who is watching this! If you have ever complained about Breaking Dawn because it wasn't what you wanted it to be: I'ma just go this real slow for you, because your brain obviously isn't working right now, because you're being STUPID thinking that its not very good anyway, okay?

"Number One: Stephenie Meyer is a GENIUS! Ya-HA, Ya-HA, okay? She rocks! She wrote Twilight, she wrote New Moon, she wrote Eclipse and you loved them!"

Not even going halfway through her video, her fellow viewers stopped and said:

"Fat FAT FAT FAT You are fat."

Another said:

"Please tell me, why all the Twilight fans are stupid, fat girls?"

And another:

"I think YOU'RE overreacting. You couldn't pay me to read that shit again. Maybe one day you'll develop literary taste and you'll realize how godawful Breaking Dawn was -- no, how godawful EVERY book after Twilight was, and that srs bsns people like you have been acting as Stephenie Meyer's cash cows for the past 3 years. Smeyer's sun tanning on her yacht right now that YOU helped pay for, laughing her ass off at the teenies who believe whatever bullshit she spoonfeeds them."

But best of all. one said:

"THIS. ISN'T. SPARRRRTAAAAA!
You're allowed to have your opinion. The 'haters' are allowed to have theirs.
Deal with it. Stop being so insane over a book.
Y SO SRS BSNS? "

But fortunately to her support one kind soul said:

"I personally loved the book! Although I do think that weather people loved it or hated it they should be able to share their opinions, I do have a problem with people who take it to ridiculous extreems. I hope that after a while things will cool down and everyone can just get over all this drama. I loved all the books and will just try to ignore all the negative feedback. Also, coming from an American I would just like to say that Fuckwit is the most awesome swear word I have ever heard.lol!"

Like the broken clock that used to tick next to me, the vast majority of commentors just went "wankity-wank, wankity-wank, wankity-wank-wank" and occasionally one with a high enough level of oestrogen would go "squee-squee-squee, squeekity sqee! with joy! at the girl who defended Stephie and her literary classics!"

This goes on for a while as tradition has it, and then along came an anonymouse to report the wankage at [info]wank_report

I'm ready for my award now for best break-through narrative of 2008.

[EDIT]:Oh yes, I forgot to point out that like the big bad wolf, this one also huffs and puffs, but didn't succeed in blowing down the house. But she did however manage to have a sadgasm somewhere in between her huffing and her acid trip when Renessme(sp?) supposedly gave her "visions". She also stated that "real vampires poop and wee on you", assuming of course she has come across real ones in her lifetime, and they didn't actually pop out of Stephenie Meyer's books during her state of emotional high. Thank you anonymous!

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fandom_lounge

[ hallidae ]
8:33p
Disney Revamping Powers, Activate!

After doing a little archive hunting, I didn't see this posted anywhere in the comm, so as a bit of apology for my downer of a last post, I thought I'd bring something a little more interesting and hopefully less depressing (though your mileage may vary).

Set to air in October, Studio Madhouse has started an anime retelling of the popular Lilo and Stitch franchise at Disney's commissioning called Stitch!, in which the titular character crash lands on a fictional island off of Okinawa instead of Hawaii and befriends a Japanese girl named Yuna.

The Official Site (there's a preview/promo video the fourth link down).

Personally, I think Lilo's overall design is cuter, but I'll likely be watching this anyway 'cause I want to see how it comes out.

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