I am a naming genius.
There is a cat who hangs around our apartment complex. She is very grey. I call her Grey Cat. Or sometimes GC. Her actual name is apparently Fluffy, according to the women who live upstairs and feed her. This is a name utterly without imagination and romance, so I persist in calling her Grey Cat. She now responds to this name, and will come when I call. There is another cat who sometimes comes by. Its name is Other Cat. And a raccoon who will come by and eat the cats' food. Its name is Bad Raccoon.


I tried to get a good picture of Grey Cat this morning, but unfortunately, she just ended up looking evil.

Other Cat is not friendly, so I don't have a picture of it. Or know what gender it is.


And this is Bad Raccoon.