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Oh Yeah! [Oct. 26th, 2009|05:30 pm]
[info]donna & I will be on What's Hot in Romance tonight at 9:30 PM EST (http://www.blogtalkradio.com/Whats-Hot-In-Romance) It's a radio show streaming live, and there's a chatroom you can log onto to bug us. :D
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Free Stuffz! [Oct. 26th, 2009|10:52 am]
Hey, I got lots of free stuffz me'n [info]donna are giving away tomorrow, so if you like free stuffz, here is the massive list:



And if you know anyone ELSE who likes free stuff... :D
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Really? REALLY? [Aug. 7th, 2009|09:44 am]
And to think I was so sad that JF was down when the Mammoth Wank of Women Can't Do That broke. I should have known it would be really unfunny.

*twitch*

*TWITCH*

*MOTHERFUCKINGTWITCH*

At least we got a couple lettuce jokes?

sigh
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Why I'm glad I am moving into a house in 1.5 weeks... [Jun. 13th, 2009|02:07 pm]
We had a storm last night. Not even all that bad of one, but it knocked our power out for 18 hours and did this: http://twitpic.com/79zps

Yeah. Our apartments are awesome quality, you see. Because the sides sometimes just randomly FALL OFF.

There are also trees growing in my gutter and a plant sprouted its way up through the floorboards in the kitchen.

1.5 weeks to house.... 1.5 weeks to hoooouse. *cry*

ETA: Though that one falling apart there isn't actually ours. If ours had more brick though it might have.
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[Jun. 3rd, 2009|01:08 pm]
If anyone likes urban fantasy am doing give away fun time on blog. Blue Diablo by Ann Aguirre. Love it like woah.
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Oy weh [May. 23rd, 2009|10:16 pm]
An evil genius Donna will never be.

Donna: I should make a sockpuppet account!
Bree: Do it!
Donna: ...but I can't! It will have my name on it!
Bree: ...

Sockpuppeting...continuing to not mean what she thinks it means.

(I <3 Donna so much.)
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[May. 5th, 2009|11:34 pm]
For people who like teh free bookz...

I convinced people to give me 50 of them to give away in a contest: http://moirarogers.com/?q=node/347

Mmmm, free books. :D
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[Apr. 28th, 2009|08:11 pm]
Heeeey writers!

I know you're out there.

http://www.samhainpublishing.com/submissions#opera

Space Opera submission call. Oh yeah. You know you want in on that action. I want in on that action.
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I have GOT to cut it out with the Blazes [Apr. 27th, 2009|08:01 pm]
In which the slut quite literally 'invited' it, or so says our hero. )
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Hmmmm.... [Apr. 26th, 2009|10:14 pm]
On page 10 of my Blaze, the hero thinks about a young cop this way:

The kid was cocky. Reckless.

Perfect.


...is that even subtext? Or is my book already a little slashy?

ETA: Err, clarification (if necessary) not MY Blaze, just the one I happen to be reading. I don't have a Blaze. :p
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Goodreads? [Apr. 19th, 2009|08:08 pm]
I have liberated my Goodreads account from my author account so now I can use it again without feeling weird. So, uhh...anyone on Goodreads?

http://www.goodreads.com/breecita/ I need friends! :D
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Hahaha [Apr. 12th, 2009|06:37 pm]
Irony. We HAVE had one of our books de-ranked, but I didn't realize it because I didn't know the book had been added to amazon.

Why didn't I know? Because it's not showing up in amazon searches for Moira Rogers. Cuz, well, it's been de-ranked.

LOLz amazon.

ETA: OKAY ALSO HI

The next time I see someone bitch that there are way more objectionable things on amazon, like those trashy romance books, I'm gonna cut someone. Because #1) sex is not objectionable and saying so is undercutting the entire point of "no censorship" and #2) if anyone at all was remotely paying attention they'd know that entire romance publishers and lines ARE being hit regardless of teh gay content.

Wow I'm a wanky bitch who needs to go to bed. Or, you know, drink more vodka.
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The Google Bombing Will Continue Until Morale Improves? [Apr. 12th, 2009|02:47 pm]
Smart Bitches Trashy Books is not happy about the Amazon Rank fiasco.
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Oh, Amazon... [Apr. 12th, 2009|12:00 pm]
There's a shitstorm a-brewing. Because Amazon decided to remove all the icky gay stuff and dirty erotica stuff (once again conflating the two, btw) from its bestseller lists and even some searches, making it virtually impossible to find without a direct link or a lot of searching.

http://search.twitter.com/search?q=amazonfail
http://community.livejournal.com/meta_writer/11560.html#cutid1

Oh, Amazon.

However, I notice we still have our sales rank on our one ebook on amazon while several YA GLBT titles have lost theirs, which I think pretty much makes it clear that adult content is, uhh, not the issue. Because while our book isn't erotica or even erotic romance, it's still way more adult than a teen book.

I am not v. funny today, but man. For stupid much?

ETA: Of course, Playboy is still allowed. Cuz, well. You know. What sense would it make otherwise?

And when I say removed from searches, I mean if you search from the Amazon front page they'll tell you that book/author does not exist, even if you search on the exact name/title.
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Wow [Apr. 9th, 2009|08:04 pm]
Instead of picking a fight with 95% of the people on unfunnybusiness I'm going to stare at this hot guy. )
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DEAR SEP [Mar. 31st, 2009|09:20 pm]
>:(

ETA: YOU CAN BAN ME FROM FANDOM_WANK, BUT YOU CAN NEVER TAKE AWAY MY BLACK EYELINER!!!!!!
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D: [Mar. 25th, 2009|10:02 pm]
In my neverending quest to be horrified by the idea of celebrities vanity googling (my god, Karl Urban, JUST SAY NO) I have discovered that our author website shows up on the first page of google image results for Eion Bailey.

And like, we've gotten 150 referrals off of it so far in March.

Dear hot people,

Plz don't vanity google.

Loves & Kisses,

-Embarrassed on Teh Interwebz
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[Mar. 16th, 2009|03:01 pm]
I so don't post over here anymore. I'm too busy being ZOMG outraged or discussing how my cat is on fire on twitter.

Like, seriously. Twitter is made for people who are so lazy that even posting three sentences like this is possibly too much work.
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*snorts* [Feb. 15th, 2009|08:00 pm]
Maybe I need to put the magical pants back on.

...no. I'm not explaining it.
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HALP me friendslist... [Feb. 8th, 2009|03:20 pm]
Our editor flagged a phrase and wondered if it was regional.  I'm curious if it's a saying or common knowledge.  So...


Poll #442 Scientific Poll
Open to: All, results viewable to: All

"The man was half again her size."

View Answers

The man is half her size.
2 (4.3%)

The man is one and a half times her size.
45 (95.7%)

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