You want to get the goth dating site ads via gmail again, don't you?

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I have needs. :(

*cuts self*

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Darkness! Despair! Woe!

Find hot despairing chick in your area NOW!

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Careful, or it's going to try to hook me up with Donna.

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Tired looking for love in all the wrong places?
Come here and find porn writers who know how to ero your tica!

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They have such things? WHY WASN'T I INFORMED?

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I don't know whether they actually exist, or if Bree just made them up to get our pity.

BREE >:| !?

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AHAHAHAHAHA

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

AHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHA

HA
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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One of my friends uses my 'puter to browse gothicmatch constantly. It hurts to know this is going on.

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now when you say "friend" don't you mean "you"?

:P:P:P

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For some reason, I read that as "..the SLOTH dating site ads..."

Eye-exam time,Y/N?

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If it'd be just sloths dating each other, that is actually less frightening.

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YOU'RE DOUBLE BANNED

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I'M SUING YOU!

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GOOD LUCK. I'M CANADIAN.

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...

I'M GOING TO WRITE YOU NASTY LETTERS AND THROW USED PAPER CUPS ON YOUR LAWN!

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D: what would captain planet say?

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Well,

The Power Is YOURS!

of course.

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I'll ask him when he gets out of the shower.

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GOOD LUCK. I'M CANADIAN.

...if I were Canadian I'd be all Caps Locks all the time too...

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THAT'S UNCONSTITUTIONAL!

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CANADA SUCKS.

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BE NICE! The British declared us "Goody-Two Shoes Economy".

(no really. We are the most boring country evar)

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NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS KNOW THAT I STILL LOVE YOU!!!

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I'm sorry, but I'm not sure I can believe you unless you execute a suicide run on fandom_wank to prove your devotion.

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Will a pseuicide work?

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Let me confer with our judges....

Yes, yes. It looks like pseuicide IS a viable alternative, as long as it involves a natural disaster or death from rabid animals gnawing at your flesh.

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Why would you be banninated?

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Censorship! Coercion! BLACKMAIL!

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Black...here I thought it was dark blue...

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That's just the striking color of my anti-freeze colored eyes confusing you again.

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BAH!, EMO!

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woe
the darkness
within
my soul
from my
ban is too much
for my soul
to bear
my soul
for it is too
black
for anyone
to understand

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I am going to grow Goth Basil just for you!

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