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I'm gonna try and call Lysy tonight. I hope she's cooled off a bit. I know how sad she was before and I REALLY should have called sooner. But I kept forgetting to.
That's a sad thought. I can't even remember to call friends.

[Oct. 1st, 2004|03:17 pm]
[
mood
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drained
]
[
music
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"Haunted"-Evanescence
]

Sheesh! Nobody home! Robye's probably at a football game, Alysya's at Joon's (though hopefully she'll call), and Chris-Gambit-Papa isn't home either. Oh well, dad's taking me to the movies.
I walked across an empty land...
[Oct. 11th, 2004|08:31 pm]
[
mood
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contemplative
]
[
music
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"Somewhere Only We Know"- Keane
]

Farewell, Christopher Reeve. We'll miss you.
Kitty fix @ school!
[Oct. 13th, 2004|11:17 am]
[
mood
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content
]
[
music
|
Library sounds
]

Someone brought in a two week old kitten. They wer sitting in the student lounge, letting people cuddle and play with it. It was so soft and cute and WIGGLY! I held for a little while and it complained mightily because I was keeping it out of all sorts of fluffy, adorable, mischief.

Isn't it amazing how the simplest, smallest things make you happy in the biggest, most complex way?
YAY!...and not-so-yay.
[Oct. 16th, 2004|12:31 pm]
[
mood
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cheerful
]
[
music
|
iTunes
]

Last night, I worked at the Haunted House again. Only they wouldn't let me go out in the field. I had to do legalese work (make people fill out forms and that kind of crap). I was shocked at the number of people who simply dropped underage children off at the gate and sent them in. One guy even came looking for his kids, found out they had JUMPED off of the MOVING haywagon, and spent a good hour and a half apoligizing to us while he screamed for his kids. It's disgusting.

On a good note, LYSY IS BACK! HUZZAH!

...And if you didn't see it, I have LJ icons. Thank you Panya of firechildren.net!
Baldrick, to you, the Renaissance was just something that happened to other people, wasn't it?
[Oct. 16th, 2004|12:44 pm]
[
mood
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zany as all get out
]
[
music
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Doctor Jones- Aqua
]


Where do you fall on the liberal - conservative political spectrum? (United States)
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I kinda thought so. I personally think that if I could vote for ANYBODY, I'd rather vote for Cthulhu. Why vote for the LESSER of two evils?
Who came up with Person Man? Degraded man, Person Man
[Oct. 17th, 2004|11:49 am]
[
mood
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awake
]
[
music
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Particle Man (live)- They Might Be Giants
]

I got the house to my lonesome today. Whoopie! *boing!*

...Rooooooobye. ROBYE! Call me, please, damnit!

...I need a life.
Holy Pink Pirate Flags, Batman!
[Oct. 17th, 2004|05:58 pm]
[
mood
|
chipper
]
[
music
|
Pirates of the Carribbean
]

Went to Borders (YAY!), got in touch with Robye (yayness!), heard about the fun he had at homecoming (DOUBLE YAY!), gave him my lj address, and ate junkfood till it came out my ears.

...It's been a great day!
WHEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOO--Tacos!!!!
[Oct. 18th, 2004|05:57 pm]
[
mood
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drained
]
[
music
|
"Birdhouse in Your Soul"- They Might Be Giants
]

Hell of a day. I'm gonna try to catch up with Robye next Monday (I hope). Oh well, no class today so I got to work on the site.
Forget penguins, marmosets are stealing my sanity...
[Oct. 19th, 2004|09:20 am]
[
mood
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worried
]
[
music
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siiiiilence
]

My bosses never showed up for work. I'm kind of worried. I can't open alone by law and so all I could do was go and get the Campus cops to unlock and let me in so I could put the baked good delivery away. I hope Pat and Scott didn't get sick or lose another ferret (they adore their ferrets).
Oops
[Oct. 19th, 2004|06:27 pm]
[
mood
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I'm a moron
]
[
music
|
Toxic- Britney Spears
]

Holy Cow, Julia-sensei is gonna fry me! I didn't load my new page design onto my original page. I'm toast. I'll have to fix it tomorrow.
"She turned me into a newt!" "A Newt?" "...I got better."
[Oct. 28th, 2004|10:09 am]
[
mood
|
working
]
[
music
|
"Clarity"-John Mayer
]

Okay folks! I'm asking for help with a research project. My research question relates to Wiccan chaplains in prisons and the military. If you guys see anything, let me know.
Freddy vs. Jason vs. the Loudoun County Sheriff's Dept.
[Nov. 3rd, 2004|11:52 am]
[
mood
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crappy
]
[
music
|
"Clarity"- John Mayer
]

So, last Saturday was the final night of the Haunted House I worked at. We got over 1,500 people, which rocks, since we're small and new to the area. I had some problems with irresponsible, pig-headed, post-adolescents (they sure as hell didn't qualify as adults) who thought smoking and drinking on park grounds was okay and one too many irate chaperones. Not to mention a few birthday parties of 20+ kids and ONE chaperone (wtf? When did THAT become a good idea?) and one alternative school group who almost broke fire code because they had to all go in at once and there were eight including the chaperone. But the biggest issue of the night didn't actually happen until about 9:00, exactly a half hour before we stopped selling tickets.

I'm sitting at my usual post, the entrance to the "Gardens" (a haunted cornfield, complete with chainsaws and evil clowns) and doing serious crowd control when I see a car drive past. I'm thinking, okay, the driver's either too drunk to be driving anywhere, much less on park grounds where cars shouldn't be, or something's gone wrong. Well, I kind of forgot about it until they came past again and I realized the Haywagon was late. So now, I'm thinking, Crap, some yahoo jumped off again, didn't they?

I was half right.

Next thing I see is flashing Old Glory lights and two Loudoun County cop cars in full view. Four officers hop out and hotfoot it up the trail. Now, I have no guests waiting to go in, the corral for the Haywagon is empty and Rik is stomping around, growling. Finally I hear the story. I'd heard of similar things happening and heard people joke about it, but we'd never had to call the sheriff.

It seems "some yahoo" did jump off the wagon...and started a fist fight with one of the actors.

So we suspended ticket sales for fifteen minutes until things cleared up and business resumed as usual. Afterwards, a bunch of boys (they seemed to think they were big butch men) came up shirtless and probably drunk and tried to get in after closing. They even tried to offer us *snicker* ten dollars to just go through the house. I asked one to put out his cigarette and he just flirted with me. They all did leave eventually. But it made me really wish I was stronger. I would have grabbed those boys by the scruff of the necks and let the cows have them. I hear one of the bulls is really vicious.

In other news, Ken and Mom are splitting up. I don't know whether to be relieved that I don't have to deal with him or angry because he's being an asshole. On top of it, I'm having monstrous cramps.
[Nov. 3rd, 2004|10:05 pm]
[
mood
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angry
]
[
music
|
"Numb"-Linkin Park
]

Ken put "For sale" signs in the car he gave Mom. She didn't find them until a little while ago.

Jerk.
Quiz results and the beginnings of a novel
[Nov. 3rd, 2004|10:27 pm]
[
mood
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contemplative
]
[
music
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"Bring Me to Life"-Evanescence
]


You are Relonia!


Which Pangaea character are you?
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You are Blue.

Overall you're a pretty content person. At peace
with yourself, you don't tend to over react.
Although at times you can be quite harsh and
cold towards others.


What Color Best Represents Your Personality?
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(Puritanical?! Moi?! Non!)


You're a Night Angel!


..: What kind of Angel are you? :.. ( Anime Pictures )
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The Fool! The card of


..:What's your personal Tarot Card?:.. ( Anime Pictures )
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...Soooo, I'm a gratuitous pantyshot?

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Olwen staggered along gingerly, clutching the letter to her chest. Fallon of Brockford. She had to get to Fallon of Brockford. Each step left a footprint of blood in the dust of the Trade Road. Her tabard hung off of her wasted frame like a shroud. The smell of sweat, stale blood, and illness hung around her. She was near death. But she had a duty to fulfill. She'd ridden two horses into foundering and, when she reached a town with no Church stables, went on foot to Brockford. The dirt of the road and the fields caught in her throat and dulled her hair and skin. She stumbled, pain racing across every muscle and bone.

She ignored the cries of dismay as she reached the first houses. Children stopped and watched her pass. They had never seen a Church Judge up close before. They certainly had never expected a weary, weakened, woman of 29 in dusty yellow rags to be one, ambling miserably down a Trade Road. She plodded on past women offering her drinks and men offering rides in their wagons or on donkeys and horses. They dared not pursue her. She was in a trance, it seemed, and was God-touched. To harass her was both sacreligious and illegal.

The Convent of Silver Birds Home for Lady Scholars was just ahead and to the left. She veered and saw the Silver Dove and wreath of white roses above a jolly red door, newly repainted. Her hand pressed against the door as she tried to rest. Fallon of Brockford was inside. She had to be. Someone had to know her, at least. She attempted to knock, but felt her knees buckle. No! She had to get the letter to Fallon! She had to!
[Nov. 8th, 2004|09:01 am]
Things have gone downhill. Mother is ill, and Ken has disappeared. Chris: Need to Talk to you. I will be down there soonish. Thank you for everyone's support.

F:

Your Beauty lies
in Contradiction. Controversial, unpredictable, and
never what anyone expects.
You appearance and your personality are two
opposite things. Even your
appearance sends different signals to different
people. To some you may look
innocent and sweet, to others you look mysterious
and intimidating at the same
time. No one ever knows what to expect with you.
You are a little bit of
everything all mixed together. You can be watching
the football game with the
guys one minute and the next out shopping at the
mall. You seem to be almost a
different person every time you meet someone, but
at the same time you know
exactly who you are and there is always that one
thing that makes you you. You
enjoy keeping people guessing and people love how
completely unpredictable you
are.

Some Things
That Represent You:

Element:
Fire, Water Animal: Chameleon Color:
Dark Tones, Light
Tones Song: Everything by Alanis Morriesette
Expression:
Half-smile

Gemstone:
Opal Mythological Creature: Gryphon,
Half-breeds Sign:
Gemini Planet: Mars Hair Color: Red
Eye Color:
Brown

Quote:
"Appearances can be deceiving."

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You're a Spring. You usually are very close-knit
with your friends and value everyone freidnship
you have. You're a real people person and
everyone loves how friendly you are. You're
good with encouraging people but usually don't
like to be the center of attention. You are a
social butterfly and probably are in several
circles of friends but it's just because you're
well liked and you make people comfortable.
You're both fun and wise but you are very
realistic about life.(If you can't see tje
pics, go to my homepage and look near the
bottom and find your result)


What season are you? (pics)
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Cyanide anyone?:
[Nov. 19th, 2004|05:17 am]
[
mood
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depressed
]
[
music
|
"Metamorphosis"-Hilary Duff
]

Well things seem to have cooled. Ken is gonna hear a few choice words from me, mostly involving four letters and none of them ladylike. Dirtbag.

[Nov. 21st, 2004|07:03 pm]
[
mood
|
calm
]
[
music
|
"My Last Breath"-Evanescence
]

My japanese name is 中村 Nakamura (center of the village) 美晴 Miharu (beautiful clear sky).
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Isn't that purtyful?
I only have five people but just try and guess...
[Dec. 10th, 2004|11:32 pm]
[
mood
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anxious
]
[
music
|
Techno on tv
]

a. Choose 10 people from your friends list at random.

b. Write something about/to each of them.

c. Don't tell anyone who the statements are about. Good or bad. No matter how they beg!

d. But please do try to guess. That's what makes this fun!


1. You've always been so sweet and cuddly. Even when we had NOTHING to say to each other, we could just talk.

2. Okay, I don't know you incredibly well, but you blow me away with your sheer brilliance. Despite any beefs we may have had, directly or otherwise, I have only the deepest respect for you and your art.

3. You have been a crying shoulder, a family member and an inspiration. Don't let the stupid folks get you down. Even if they do outnumber the smart ones.

4. Friends and more, you guide me emotionally, spiritually, and mentally. You never lose patience with me, no matter how trying I may get. May the force be with you, always.

5. Artistic Genius. What more need I say to you, besides I love you?

----------------------------------------------------

Okay, I guess I should explain myself. Ken and Mom are splitting up. Very Messily. I'm caught in the middle. I've had so much help from friends and family. But I'm still hanging by my toes. I'm so drained. No telling when I'll be back. But I will be.
I can't believe I forgot this!
[Dec. 11th, 2004|12:02 am]
I promised Heather I'd advertise for her fic. Considering one of her muses supposedly looks like me with a killer battement.

http://chroniclesotdamned.tripod.com/

Soon to be "The Gauntlet", this story takes place right after the end of Angel. Universe hopping ladies and the vampires that love them! Demon Callers! Coming soon, Russian Ex-Ballerinas who kick revenant ass! 'Course, I could be biased.

Fics to California Gold (Regina's entrance): 5
Gamer Babes
[Dec. 29th, 2004|10:59 pm]
[
mood
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artistic
]
[
music
|
"Harder to Breathe"- Maroon 5
]

Okay! I need help here folkses. My friend Sylvia and I had a cool idea: Gamer Babe t-shirts. I've got a whole list of quotes for shirts. But I suck a drawing and some of them need pics. If you'd like to help, send me a line and tell me which shirt you'd like to draw for. You WILL get credit!
Note: The Gamer Babes are to be used at your discretion, some lines have pic suggestions.

Gamer Babes- Tiffani (blond), Sherry (redhead), Kassi (brunette), Amelia (Asian), Daniela (Hispanic), Misha (Black), Polly (Multiracial), Amber (Native American)

Pistol Packin’ Mama- Pulp Fiction Babe with a gun down her shirt

But I don’t MEAN to toy with them!- Drow Babe with whip

Paladins are great! Every girl should have one!- Drow Babe with Paladin on leash

Who’s Your Princess? - Coiled whip

Yes I am a female gamer. Yes, I have nice dice. No, I will not show you.

Quit Staring at my Boobs- Tiefling chick with boob height fighter.

Cute, but evil- kitten with horns

I’m not evil, I’m misunderstood- Drow Babe with halo

Human Scum- Arrow pointing up

Where’s MY human scum? - Disgruntled elf chick

Gamer Babe- Gamer Babe cast in all their glory

Walking Gratuitous Cheesecake – Gamer Babe Chainmail bikinis

Life is Simple: Eat, Sleep, Roleplay- Food Road Sign, Lodging Road Sign, d20

Get your OWN booty! - Pirate chicks with overflowing chest

Dice-digger: n. A woman who actively seeks out men interested in Roleplaying Games. – Gamer Babe with with a wedding veil and a mallet

Yes, THEY’RE REAL! – Two circles in boob area

That’s MISS Chaotic Evil Shrew to you! – Tiefling Babe pointing crossbow at Terrified Paladin

Warning: The Wearer of this Shirt has PMS and is running a campaign. Have blank character sheet at the ready and fresh stats rolled. – Seething Gamer Babe with a chocolate bar and dice bag.

Warning: The Wearer of this Shirt has PMS and is playing your campaign. Prepare to have your world broken.- Same as GM shirt

Will game for (check boxes) money, chocolate, backrubs, dice, books, other______

Lolth for President: Because having one means being one! – Lolth with straw boater

Die: Roll it or Do it – Gamer Babe with Dice Bag and Mallet

Newbie-Fu: Never underestimate the power of the New Kid – Gamer Babe in diaper and Karate Gi,
breaking a board with binkie in mouth

No, I’m not married. Yes, I’m straight. No, I’m not interested – Gamer Babe stomping away from puddle of Gamer

If I’m from Venus and you’re from Mars, Where’s the Mothership when you need it?- Space Opera Babe looking up

Don’t Wanna WORK! Wanna play with BOYS!

Rampant Tomboy

Elf Archer Babe: Go ahead, run. You’ll die tired.

I am not an Amazon! I have both boobs, thank you!

Hello, Moving Target Practice! – Elf Babe at the ready

There are two kinds of men: Elves and Orcs.

Yes, they are pretty dice. May I have them back now?

Meddle not in the affairs of Otaku, for you are chewy and taste good with wasabi.

Meddle not in the affairs of Gamer Babes, for you are chewy and taste good smothered in chocolate.

Here, Cleric, Cleric, Cleric! – DB and Tiefling with whip and crossbow

Paladins need love, too!

Heavy Metal Chick- Paladin Babe in full plate

Jailbait: n. Gamer Babe in training, see also Trigger Happy Gamer Babe, Uncle Brute Squad, and Mama Grizzly

No, Shit, There I was… - Pulp Fiction Babe, swinging from vine; Drow Babe fighting Evil Cleric, Tiefling Babe stealing jewel, Paladin Babe fighting red dragon, Elf Babe fighting Orc, Space Opera Babe wrestling with tentacle critter.

What part of “Critical Hit Called Shot to the Nuts with a Vorpal Blade” DIDN’T YOU UNDERSTAND?

Vorpal Bunny- Gamer Chick with Bunny Ears and fangs

Hello Mr. Lich! I’d like you to meet Muffy! – Paladin with Gold Dragon on a leash

Rabid Gamer Babe

I survived the Mines of Moria – beat up Elf Babe

I’m PMSing, Chaotic Evil, AND I have a Vorpal Sword... Wanna play?
I have a plan so cunning, you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel!
[Jan. 12th, 2005|10:52 am]
[
mood
|
devious
]
[
music
|
"Even in Death"- Evanescence
]

Oi.
Okay. My plot is this. I have to save 75% of each pay check. 50% is for tuition. 25% goes to buying shirts from the free CafePress account I'm gonna make. The people who wanted to make art for the pictures send it to me before the last week in October. We print up what we have as shirts and buy them at base price (bloody well exhorbitant but if I save my shekels...). I can then sell them at Darkover for less than the web price, which will have to be marked up to get anything out of it because the base price covers service. That's why it's free to begin with. It's not so bad if you look at the merchandise and I see potential in the stuff. Tomorrow or in the next few days I will post the other shirt captions. Artists, thank you in advance for your help.

[Jan. 12th, 2005|11:52 am]
[
mood
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Whimsical
]
[
music
|
"Heart-Shaped Box"- Nirvana
]

'Nother idea I had.

Filk and Cookies: The Fandom Big Mucking Cookbook and Songbook

Reciepes- Vampire Cookies, Romulan Blood Wine (complete with Warning Labels), Peach Fuzzies, more coming

Filk- Any suggestions? Writers will be given full credit, both original and filker.
Thus Skadi answers my prayers...
[Jan. 16th, 2005|04:03 pm]
[
mood
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On Cloud Nine
]
[
music
|
"Light and Day"- The Polyphonic Spree
]

Weatherdotcom says s*ow showers tonight. I dare not spell the blessed word lest I jinx it. I'm tickled I tell you, purely tickled! It's my inner child. Embrace your bloody shoe size, says I.

So I don't forget, these are the songs I want to download off of iTunes next:
"Light and Day" (long version and Radio edit)- The Polyphonic Spree
"Dirt Off Your Shoulder/Lying My Way"- Jay-Z and Linkin Park
"Numb/Encore"- Jay-Z and Linkin Park
"Epona"- Enya
"I Don't Wanna Know"- Enya, Mario Winans and P.Diddy

Normally, I hate Rap but these song are actually mixed and composed beautifully.

[Jan. 20th, 2005|04:03 pm]
[
mood
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apathetic
]
[
music
|
The Inauguration (blech, 4 more years of this crap)
]

I'm helping Heather with a fic she's writing. In it, she gets Haldir and I get Foxy Blond Man Meat--I mean, Legolas. This after I nearly bludgeon him to death with a stick while invisible. So all the Elves see is a flying stick. Heehee! Poor Legolas. Yes, it's a shameless Mary Sue. Don't blame me. Anyway I think it's a good story so far.
Quotes!
[Jan. 22nd, 2005|03:27 pm]
[
mood
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Inspired
]
[
music
|
"Lothlorien"- Enya
]

OneRei: GLOMP!
LadyRimaRegen: *grins* Heyla!
OneRei: Hi! *bouncybouncybouncy* OMG! Shadow Runner is SOOOO Kewl!
LadyRimaRegen: I got your most recent addition, I hadn't quite gotten to writing my next part yet.... *giggles* Innit?
LadyRimaRegen: I take it you're enjoying the story so far...
OneRei: I'm actually rather fond of Mornas. I mean sure, Legolas and Braena are gonna be an item. But Mornas is such a dick, he almost loveable. and Haldir and Morgyn are so funny together. That's a hell of a ship.
LadyRimaRegen: *grins* They're going to drive each other up the wall.... both are arrogant as hell, supremely confident, and more stubborn than they'll ever admit....
LadyRimaRegen: An' I like Mornas.... he's amusing....
OneRei: Right, y'all are the love/hate ship and Legolas and Braena are the equivalent of Will and Mouse. Only Legolas is WAAAY smarter than Jack.
LadyRimaRegen: *grins* They're going to be sooo cute together.... and Haldir and Morgyn are going to provide enough fireworks for everyone....
OneRei: Hee! They are their own thorns in the side. Whereas, L and B need Mornas to rough things up by glaring meaningfully at the human scum and making her feel rotten.
LadyRimaRegen: *snickers* And with this set firmly before LotR, both of the girls know more about the future of this world than is particularly good for anyone....
OneRei: Persona;;y I think Morgyn and Haldir are going to be the main attraction for this fic.
OneRei: That too.
LadyRimaRegen: Most of the time, it is the relationship where the sparks fly that attracts more attention... but they need Braena and Legolas around, or their relationship will self-destruct before it has a chance to get on its feet.....
OneRei: They do? How so?
LadyRimaRegen: They need people to take their egos down a notch without pissing them off, and people to keep them from killing each other.... and sometimes, someone to rant at....
LadyRimaRegen: Besides, Morgyn wouldn't have taken that bet if she had to go off by herself....
OneRei: Hee! "*sigh* here we go again. Legolas, grab Haldir, I'll sit on Morgyn, I weigh more."
LadyRimaRegen: LOL!
LadyRimaRegen: We will have to use that quote at some point....
OneRei: Oh yes!
OneRei: "Morgyn, I've hidden my quota of bodies today, dammit!"
LadyRimaRegen: *giggles*
LadyRimaRegen: "Gerroff! Let me at the arrogant blond bastard! I am going to rip his hair out by the roots, and use it to hang him up by his toes, and THEN I'll start to hurt him!!!"
LadyRimaRegen: *sticks her tongue in her cheek* Violent, much, is she?
OneRei: Downright rabid.
LadyRimaRegen: It'll be interesting to see what precipitates THAT fight.....
[Jan. 24th, 2005|10:49 am]
[
mood
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contemplative
]
[
music
|
Silence
]

Found this site called Why Wiccans Suck. Thought I was gonna hate it (I don't like people bashing other people's religions, no matter who they are).

I kind of enjoyed it.

Finally somebody gives the world a "no-bullshit" resource and slaps the Blessed-Be Wannabes with a wet squirrel. It's very blunt, though. Less of a "Don't do this" or "see how stupid this sounds" and more of a "You lackwits have your brains in the blender". Still it's refreshing.
Now again, I find myself, so far down, away from the sun...
[Jan. 26th, 2005|10:05 pm]
[
mood
|
creative
]
[
music
|
"Away from The Sun"- 3 Doors Down
]

OneRei: Right. Even then, I have very uncooperative muses there. My SW and (these) LotR muses are on their best behavior just now. Otherwise they can't come to Robye's b-day party and schmooze with his muses.
OneRei: That, and the threat of letting Skippy and Persephone out.
LadyRimaRegen: *snickers* I know muses like that. Generally the one who gives me those problems goes by the name of Q
OneRei: Skippy got his name because he looks like whoever he's torturing with jet black hair and an evil grin. Persephone is Lacey Chabert in a red chiton and a black veil. She throws exploding pomegranates to light fires under Muse asses.
OneRei: Although I think they might have been Qs in former incarnations.
LadyRimaRegen: probably. they certainly sound like Qs
OneRei: Skippy is currently at default setting and cackling about doing something awful to Legolas.
OneRei: Help...me...PLEASE!
LadyRimaRegen: Skippy, you do something to Legolas, and I will lock you into a Q box in bothing but a baby-pink speedo, and let Joycelin read Dr. Suess to you, and make you watch Disney movies.
OneRei: Ooh...he got quiet fast.
LadyRimaRegen: *giggles* That's what I've been doing to Q when he gets out of line. He hasn't misbehaved in months.
LadyRimaRegen: Not after he had to deal with that for three weeks.
OneRei: Okay, it's official. He's scared of someone BESIDES Persephone!
LadyRimaRegen: Who? Me, or Joycelin?
OneRei: Yes!
LadyRimaRegen: good.
OneRei: Usually, I have to go find Sephie and make her cool him off, but I'll have to herd him your way when he's bad now.
LadyRimaRegen: *smiles and purrs* Oh, I'm sure Q would love the company. And Joycelin has sooo been wanting someone to read Dr. Suess to....
OneRei: Oh hell.
LadyRimaRegen: mm? Did I scare someone?
OneRei: Sephie's eying me saying, "Not even! I'M a good girl...Usually."
LadyRimaRegen: I'd just send Ivan or Marina over to bother her. Ivan's called 'the Terrible' and Marina's hell on earth when she wants to be. Or otherwise a sweet child with a passion for fashion and style.
OneRei: Regina has warned the muses of those two. Ever seen an Elvish Princeling faint?
LadyRimaRegen: no
LadyRimaRegen: What, did Legolas have a problem upon hearing of Ivan and Marina?
OneRei: It's like standing a surfboard on edge then kicking it. He liked the sound of Marina. IVAN was enough to make him SWEAR to behave himself.
LadyRimaRegen: *snickers* Doesn't want one of his own like that, does he?
OneRei: Course, I think Skippy would be a bad influence on him.
LadyRimaRegen: Ivan's enough to make Spike behave himself.
LadyRimaRegen: Ivan is sometimes enough to make Q behave himself.... Joycelin, of course, is much better at keeping others in line.
OneRei: L's babies are gonna end up being quiet like daddy, but trouble like mommy. Little Aransul scared the piss out of Skippy for five minutes. Next we heard, Aransul could call people all manner of filthy things in french.
LadyRimaRegen: *snickers* Marina curses like a sailor in Russian when she's in 'hell on earth' mode, Ivan has managed to pick up on the curse words in every language Spike, Alexa, or anyone around them knows - including a couple that are supposed to be dead languages, and Joycelin insults people with flair and eloquence without using a single word that qualifies as a curse word.
OneRei: Oh, hellfire. We are NOT leave Marina and Sophaea alone unsupervised. Sophi has figured out the whole "Daddy is a class act sucker." She'll be conning him out of arrows before long.
OneRei: Something tells me Marina has a similar iron grip on poor Aleksi
LadyRimaRegen: *blinks* No, we're not leaving Marina and Sophaea alone together. That would be bad. Especially if Marina's in 'hell on earth' mode.... she'll teach Sophaea how to curse, do almost anything on a horse that one can do off a horse, and fight like a little hell cat..... and Marina's hold is more on Dmitrii and on her lovely hubbie..... the dark lovely who eats people for breakfast.
OneRei: Oh shit.
LadyRimaRegen: yeah
OneRei: Nyet, Regina. You may not teach Sophaea and Aransul to shoot a revolver, they don't NEED to.
LadyRimaRegen: Regina, do I need to tell Marina to do a little refitting on your wedding gown?
OneRei: Keep telling her, they're Elf kids they have bows.
LadyRimaRegen: *nods* They don't need a revolver. They're dangerous enough as it is.
OneRei: Regina, behave or I WILL let Marina have you.
OneRei: Put Aransul down, Regina
OneRei: Poor Legolas.
LadyRimaRegen: *snickers* Poor Leggy....
OneRei: At least he has a guaranteed babysitter now.
LadyRimaRegen: True...
OneRei: I'm going to send Regina back soon. I need my SW muses free and she's currently trying to teach them the difference between vampires and demons. Besides, you need her back at some point.
LadyRimaRegen: I will need her back at some point, though not yet. You are welcome to send her back, though, if you'd like. Just make sure she's aware that Aleksi is currently working on a story in which someone ELSE is his girl.
OneRei: She doesn't mind. As long as she gets him in Gauntlet fics, other women can have him. Except, of course, Anastasia. Anastasia may not have him, unless Regina gets to kick her ass from here back to Russia.
OneRei: She's not possessive. She just can't stand Anna lording it over her.
LadyRimaRegen: Dont' worry, it's not Anastasia. Michaela's American. And he's very sweet on her. Makes her coffee....
OneRei: Awwww!
OneRei: Michaela's fine.
LadyRimaRegen: And buys her chocolate, and amber, and ivory...
OneRei: Wow, he DOES spoil his women!
LadyRimaRegen: yes, he does.
OneRei: Regina does want to read the Michaela fic after seeing that wallpaper. She wants to know what the deal with Christmas is too.
LadyRimaRegen: O:-)
OneRei: Regina said something about losing her job as a ballet teacher for little kids before the incident. She seems miserable about it.
LadyRimaRegen: aww... poor Regina...
OneRei: Yeah, but then she doesn't have that attachment in her world.
LadyRimaRegen: mmm
OneRei: But she misses the kids calling her "Miss 'Gina". They can, SKIPPY may never!
LadyRimaRegen: ok
LadyRimaRegen: oh, I'm about to go post chapter 7 of Forgotten on ff.net....
OneRei: cool! I'll have to read it tomorrow. It's bed time for bonzo.
OneRei: night night!
LadyRimaRegen: ok
LadyRimaRegen: laters!
LadyRimaRegen: sweet dreams
LadyRimaRegen: of yummy elf-men
OneRei: heheh! no problem!
More shirt captions
[Jan. 27th, 2005|12:55 pm]
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Please start sending me some pics! I'd like to make a few and advertize them by wearing them places.

Cute? I can do Cute!

Dwarves: D&D's answer to the Tardis

(Scratched out) Westley Never Dies
Buttercup Never Dies

If guns are outlawed, can we use crossbows?

I'm not stupid, I'm not expendable, I'm not crazy and I'm NOT going!

I'm not stupid, I'm not expendable, but I have 3 hit points and I'm crazy!

If you think this rack is impressive, you should see the one on my back.- Picture of a twelve-point buck.

Not all tieflings are evil. Just the interesting ones.

Pink Power Ranger- Brunette Ranger Babe with Falcon and Shortbow (will be on pink shirt)

Yellow Power Ranger- Asian Ranger Babe with Tiger and Sais (on yellow shirt)

Have a nice day!- Ranger Babes pointing drawn bows at viewer

Flying Nun- Monk Babe in a flying kick

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.
Do not walk before me, for I may not follow...
Don't even walk beside me because I have no fricking clue where we're going-
Gamer Babes looking at a map with a huge question mark.

You amuse me- Crossed wand, staff, and ankh

Silly Mortal- same

Never tickle a sleeping dragon- Tiefling Babe tickling dragon foot with feather

Stone Bitch- Dwarf babe (W/O Beard!)

Mistress of Headology- Discworld type Witch

Faerie Godmother (Faerie and God are scratched out)

You only wish I were a football widow...

Even Elf Maidens like chocolate chip cookies!
[Jan. 30th, 2005|03:13 pm]
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"Human Behavior"-Bjork
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So Robye is 16 now. Okay, not officially. But close enough. He's not driving yet, of course with the law change. Still, lucky little devil's closer than I am.
Why am I so uptight today? Paranoia's all I've got left...
[Feb. 3rd, 2005|11:14 am]
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Do I really WANT to go to Katsucon?
I almost fell right through...
[Feb. 8th, 2005|10:27 am]
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"On the Way Down"- Ryan Cabrera
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Soooooooo...

Lysy might be going to Tulane, in Louisiana. Meaning she'll be closer. But it won't be Oregon. We'll always have Oregon.

In a purely platonic way. She's my sister not my lady.

In other news, if I'm going to Katsucon (which yes I bloody well am Goddamnit!), I need costumage. Right now it's a toss up between Sakura's Pink Cardcaptor number, a quickie Hikaru MKR costume, and the completely non-anime, fully original, Sophia Cole of the Order of St. Van Helsing. The pink one will take longer but pink's always dirt cheap this close to Valentine's Day. So's red, so Hikaru will be easy. For my stage number, I have a quick change from boy to girl Ranma. And of course I can always cop out and do my Angel of Love routine. Though, in mid-February a mini-skirt might be a bad idea. I did go to the Katsucon site and found out about an Anime swimsuit photoshoot and pool party. Hmmmm... I'm seeing Sailor Mars-inspired swimsuit...

Oh, well. Happy Mardi Gras!
There's Mary Sue, then there's Mary Sueage...
[Feb. 8th, 2005|12:21 pm]
http://www.maggiefic.com/marysue.htm

Found this funny generator online that did Mary sue name, eye and hair color, scent, Power, skill, marking, and relationship. Feel free to laugh.

Name: Giselle de la Fleur
Eye Color: Smoky Topaz
Hair Color: Ripe Chestnut
Scent: Midnight Seaspray
Power: Speaks to animals
Skill: Supermodel
Distinguishing Mark: Navel Ring
Relationship to a major character: Dylan Hunt's Catholic School Classmate

Lynnda LeLonde
Hazy Cerulean
Mahogany
Antique Vanilla
Astral Projection
Supermodel
Eyes That Change Color
Harry Kim's Mentor

More Later!
More Mary Sueage
[Feb. 10th, 2005|11:15 am]
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K'tanya le Croix
Golden Mahogany
Shimmering Raven
Dewy Lilies
Necromancy
Computer Hacker
Full, Pouting Lips
Deanna Troi's Evil Twin

(Scary how believeably BAD these sound. I like that name, though.)

Destiny Running Deer
Silver Sapphire
Ripe Gold
Spicy Sandalwood
Speaks to Animals
Master Diplomat
Sexy Foreign Accent
Tyr Anasazi's Catholic School Classmate

(*snert, giggle, ROTFLMAO* Oh, GOOD NIGHT! I think I'm gonna Die!)

DeLacey Foxworth
Swirling Jade
Glossy Raven
Lacy Incense
Force Adept
Astrophysicist
Pointed Ears
Fraser's Catholic School Classmate

(...ooookay! That one's weird.)

Giselle de Smytheford
Changeable Emerald
Sun-kissed Wheat
Dewy Jasmine
Telekinesis
Martial Artist
Intriguing Scar
The CSM's Student

(CSM? Saywhatnow, Saywhatnow?)

Felicitie Havenworth
Gold-flecked Violet
Glossy Chestnut
Midnight Citrus
Force Adept
Professional Athlete
Intriguing Scar
Gunn's Lawyer

(Yet another one I might find anywhere.)

Felicitie Worthington-Smythe
Golden Mahogany
Abundant Gold
Fragrant Citrus
Speaks to Animals
Astrophysicist
Cascading Curls
Mace Windu's Long-lost Twin

(Oh, dear.)

Margarita le Croix
Golden Emerald
Glossy Mahogany
Midnight Tea Rose
Force Adept
Master Diplomat
Nipple Ring
William Ellison's Shady Ex-lover

(...oh, boy. Rule of thumb, kids, if you can't justify a name to your parents, don't saddle your children with it. Characters are your children. Brandi is a cute name, Margarita is just asking for trouble.)

Amber del'Ortollio
Gold-flecked Jade
Sun-kissed Silver
Summersweet Apple
Force Adept
Astrophysicist
Cascading Curls
Methos's Long-lost Twin

(What did Methos ever do to this girl?)

Angelique Havenworth
Silver Jade
Sun-kissed Brown Sugar
Dreams of Lavender
Astral Projection
Super Spy
Cascading Curls
Harry Potter's Niece

(...Not gonna go there...)

Bella Devereaux
Changeable Emerald
Ripe Mahogany
Lacy Vanilla
Power of Love
Scientific Genius
Intriguing Scar
Gunn's Ex-Spouse

(No wonder Gunn didn't stick around!)

MahRee'soo Foxworth
Silver Azure
Burnished Chestnut
Passionate Incense
Sees Dead People
Computer Hacker
Sexy Foreign Accent
Captain Kirk's Counselor

(This one's a classic. Bet she's half alien too.)

Margarita LeLonde
Swirling Violet
Luxurious Raven
Lacy Gardenia
Levitation
Computer Hacker
Navel Ring
Luke Skywalker's Shady Ex-lover

(Yikes.)

Felicitie de la Fleur
Golden Azure
Luxurious Wheat
Summersweet Linen
Empathy
Supermodel
Nipple Ring
Sirius Black's Long Lost Twin

(Ow. Just, Ow.)

Amber Flowering Tree
Starry Mahogany
Sun-kissed Wheat
Dreams of Tea Rose
Sees the Future
Linguistics Expert
Cascading Curls
Cordelia Chase's Evil Twin

(Justify this one and I bow to you and offer my throat in submission.)


And now, some quotes...

Any man who can make a woman feel that beautiful with just a look should be cloned and handed out like candy.
-"The Lover" by The Emu

"Oh," she said. "Can I hold him?" Dawn passed him to the ex-demon and newlywed. Anya stroked the soft hair on his head. She smiled when the boy did and touched his little fingers and nose. "He's so small and helpless. His skin is so soft, and he has a distinctive smell. I feel an overwhelming desire to reproduce and have my own short person."
-"The Ticking Clock" by JK Phillips

"Paperwork is the weapon of the people who enjoy inflicting pain, but get squeamish at the sight of blood."

-"Past Problems, New Resolutions" by Listen-r
A Mary-Sueage Litmus Test
[Feb. 10th, 2005|12:27 pm]
NAMING

Does the character have a SERIOUSLY IMPROBABLE NAME, such as Starr Meadowsweet, Arwen Ravenclaw, Phoenixx Destiny or something similar? Note that both first and last name must be highly unlikely to count.

Does the name imply a certain airy perfection?

Is the name spelled oddly?

Is it a so-called "cool" sounding name?

Is the name modern sounding at all (Starr, Nebula, Loralie, Epiphany)?

Does the name make you think "Elfquest" no matter what universe?

Does the name defy any linguistic reasoning besides rolling trippingly off the tongue?

Is it a name you'd be excommunicated for giving to your child?

Is it what you wished your parents had named you/what you like to be called/what you call yourself online?

LOOKS

Does the person have a bizarre hair color?

Do they have a normal but superior or at least striking hair color?

Is their hair color described in its own paragraph with such poetic adjectives as "sun-kissed", "ripe", "silvery/golden", "shadowed", "silky" and "shimmering"?

Are their eyes some very rare but exceedingly beautiful eye color?

When describing her build, do the words "slender" AND "voluptuous" pop up in the same paragraph?

The Same sentence?

Same Phrase?

Does the whole room go silent when she walks in?

Can she drop an invading army by inhaling, pouting, flipping a tendril, smiling, or eating lollipops/popsicles/bananas?

Is she exceedingly graceful, well-built and agile without trying?

Is she tall?

As tall as the tallest of the male heroes?

No matter her race, is she flawlessly beautiful and desirable?

ATTITUDE

Is she braver than the male heroes saving her?

Is she saving the heroes?

Is she blindingly brilliant?

Can she "MacGyver" her way out of any situation with only a few token hairs disturbed, a few beads of sweat on her perfect brow, and her makeup still as perfect as when she applied it?

Is she suitably frightened when threatened with the age-old "Fate Worse Than Death (tm)" but nevertheless saves the day?

Is she seemingly unstoppable?

If she HAS to die to further the plot, is the death tragic and heroic?

Does her death move the men in her life to tears?

Is she passionate, stubborn, wise, and majestic?

BACKGROUND

Is the character an orphan?

Tragically so?

Would DCS be appalled by her treatment by family in childhood?

Is she a supermodel?

An astrophysicist?

A powerful Sorceress/Mutant/Alien?

A Hacker?

A demi-goddess?

A FULL goddess?

Does she have amnesia?

Is she somehow connected to a canon character?

MISCELLANEOUS

Would you have hated this chick in high school?

Would she have been so fucking sweet you couldn't bring yourself to hate her?

Would you want to be her?

Would every man, gay, straight and otherwise, want in her pants so bad they couldn't stand it?

ARE they in her pants?

As we speak?

Can she, like Buttercup, be summed up as the "most Beautiful woman in the world"?

Are you officially nauseated now?

If you answered YES to at least 90% of these questions, You, my dear, have a Mary Sue. Have a nice day. Don't let the doorknob hitcha where the pitbull should've bitcha.

(Okay, that was seriously bitchy for me. I think its hormones.)
Quotage
[Feb. 12th, 2005|02:04 am]
"Bananas!"-random exclamation
"You can't win with gov't cheese!"- from Give me The Brain
"Reading (Christian Riley's) Slash is like a train wreck: I shouldn't read and I feel awful about reading but I can't help myself!"- Commentary on fanfiction
"Wait, lemme put on the face that says I care!"
"Were you born stupid or did it take years of practice?"
Care for a Jelly Baby?
[Feb. 14th, 2005|12:03 pm]
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Doctor Who teaser trailer
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DOCTOR WHO IS BAAAAACK! THIS FALL, STARTING MY BIRTHDAY! CUTE BLOND COMPANION! YAAAAAHOOOOOO!

...Okay, I'm done now.