july 1st, 2004

3:49pm:

Jesus Christ on a popsicle stick, could you ever say something POSITIVE without instantly appending a fucking CRITICISM? Bite me.

Um... saw a Muggle t-shirt at the mall. Laughed.

current mood: *Snarl*

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june 29th, 2004

10:06pm: It must be bunnies

I really wish this was cuter. I mean Bunny Anya. Seriously, make it cuter you bastards!

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october 31st, 2003

8:32am: Look ma, I'm queen of the world!

As it is my birthday, I decree today to be The Return of Frank Smith to Dragnet day.

Thank you.

current mood: In Denial
current music: Bear Necessities

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august 3rd, 2003

3:40pm: Someone stole my journal and all I got was this stupid parody

It was a dark day in Los Angeles. The lights had gone out at about 2:15, the sun was on strike until its contract was renegotiated, and every candle in the city had been stolen by someone calling himself "The Waxmaster."

My name is Joe Friday. I'm a cop. It was going to be a bad day.

current mood: waxless

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june 26th, 2003

3:30pm: Chicks dig the badge

Two episodes of Dragnet on DVD in my mailbox. Mine mine mine mine mine mine mine! I love Ebay.

current mood: minemineminemine

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june 10th, 2003

11:36am: Old and cranky

I remember in the good old days, when snowdrifts plagued every walk to school and soda (or pop, if you prefer) was a nickel a bag, when wanks didn't require novellas to set the stage.

Then again, I prefer not knowing what the hell is going on. Way more fun.

current music: King Wank of Pain - The Net Police

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may 30th, 2003

11:01pm: Boom!

Pa, there's a storm a brewin! A twister, no less! We better repent our evil ways asoon.

Or at least get the hell offline before our digital asses get fried.

current mood: boom! flicker! whoosh!

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1:14pm: Bzzzz

You are the hivemind!

A highly sophisticated form of mob rule, you issue
edicts which must be obeyed and rule the
community with an iron fist.

Unfortunately your memos frequently go astray...


Which article of Fandom Wank culture are you?
brought to you by Quizilla

current mood: Protection!
current music: Sting, naturally. Bzzz.

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may 29th, 2003

8:17pm: GIP

Boobies!

current mood: boobies!

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may 19th, 2003

9:11pm: Why?

Why won't babyjesus cry? Why?

Why won't the land_shark eat babyjesus? Why oh why?

current mood: why?
current music: whywhywhywhywhy?

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april 2nd, 2003

3:00pm: A drabble for Wednesday

Or rather, a drabble for some other people. Just so you know, there ain't no creepy stalker boy Anakins in my universe.
( Obimyobi )

current mood: slutty
current music: Oasis - My Generation cover

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april 1st, 2003

2:36pm: Dude!

Dude.


Duuuuuude.


Duuuuuuuuuude!


My dear, they are here

current mood: duuuuude

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march 31st, 2003

10:01am: A drabble for Monday

Or rather, a drabble for vegarin.
( CSI )

current mood: high

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march 27th, 2003

9:40am: Bananananana?

( damned box doesn't like my front page layout, so I'll hide it )

current mood: disappointed
current music: Michael Franti - Bomb the World

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march 23rd, 2003

7:26pm: Plug

I'd post it in community_promo but their template is still fucked. So hence the plug for icons and iconrequest.

current mood: Candy-Coated
current music: Simpsons

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march 21st, 2003

2:28pm: My name is Friday

That is all.

current mood: sleepy

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