prophecy girl

so put me down, punk.

2003-07-29T08:06:24Z

someone said i was a BNF today.

..i don't think so, tim. nobody in my neighborhood knows who i am, never mind half the buffy fans on the internet.

i'm invisible--that's what i do.

i haven't been anywhere NEAR a BNF since i removed my tongue from one of the actual BNF's asses. being a groupie sucks.

Who's wanking the wankers?

2003-07-27T21:30:04Z

Look!

It's a wank within a wank!

I love wreaking havoc. And watching it wrought. By idiots.

2003-07-27T00:43:28Z

Yet another Darwin award.

In which people steal icons, other people get involved, and a kerfluffle ensues. You know what they say, you start out laughing and end up.. well, actually, laughing even more. Because stupidity is hilarious.

I freely admit to egging this one on. Wank wank wank.

Hey, I'm trapped in the house all day. I've gotta get my ya-ya's somehow, and they're fresh outta them at Wal*Mart.

refrain from being a llama.

2003-05-30T04:35:33Z

fandom_wank is possibly even funner than public transportation.

in other news, many people on LJ suck my ass. in case you didn't know. in addition, my ears are making me cranky. they hurt due to the four new holes in them (two in each).

i don't know what made me blow 20 bucks on those holes, but it looks and feels pretty nice.

so now.. i'm off to lay on my buffy-encased bed (my duvet and pillowcase got here today) and snuggle up with my body pillow (aka my "Artificial Girlfriend" pillow.) and watch some nick-@-nite.

(don't forget the @.)

oh, one more thing..

The Ring is a freaky ass movie and it hurts my brain.

ow.

does it show?

2003-04-17T02:25:46Z

I think Angel is all some big tripped-out dream of Fred's.

No, seriously. Hear me out. There's a lot of focus on Fred, and most of her story is So. Fucking. Out there.

I bet she's still on some acid in college and she's just tripping hard, and she'll wake up and go "Dude, that was some fucked-up shit." and then suddenly get sucked into Pylea and the whole thing will start over again, except she'll get it on with Tara at some point.

Oh. Yeah.

oh, yes we both reached for.. the gun, the gun, the gun, the gun..

2003-04-12T05:07:03Z

Joss's ability to confuse the bejeezus out of me has grown increasingly more honed over the course of the last seven years.

Sometimes, I think he does it just to drive me crazy. Yes, me, specifically, because I am a delusional little fangirl and lykeomgelizawantsme.

Erm, sorry about that. My id is five years old, with the sex drive of a 17 year old boy. That's not to say Eliza doesn't want me, of course. Because, like, she so does.

Where was I? Oh, yes. Joss being confusing and whatnot. And I've decided that.. it's not me. No, indeed. Because of this quote:

My grandmother, upon looking at the most unhelpful directions of how to get around Ocala:
"Old 68? Turn towards town? Which town? Tell me Joss Whedon wrote these directions."