Spam in heaven

I just got spam from none other than Jock Ewing! This is what he had to say (under the add for freezer bags, poor Jock, making a posthumous non-living in freezer bags ... kinda makes sense):
Whether Addison or another is interred within, it is a very finetomb. Men gave a thousand pounds for a handful of tuliproots.
The divine relief ofcommunication will soon again be theirs.
No; if Addison lives at all, it is not in the publiclibraries. He seems tospeak what comes into his head, and is never at the trouble ofraising his voice. Already they had won prizes in Darton andHarveys pocket-book. He had married fourwives and had nineteen children, including the novelist Maria.
No; if Addison lives at all, it is not in the publiclibraries.
Theblood coursed through his veins at least twenty times faster thanthe normal rate. Roxana,a lady of the same profession, argues more subtly against theslavery of marriage. The words tollpersistently through these obscure volumes.
For Edgeworth was employed in turningthe Rhone from its course.
Their backs are flaking off; their titles often vanished. There is a dignity in everything that is looked at openly. Their backs are flaking off; their titles often vanished. He leaves out the whole of vegetable nature, and alarge part of human nature. Even so, the essayist will make aneffort, perhaps without knowing it, to write like Addison. But to theEnglishman she talked for hour after hour about books and politicsand religion. The speed, theintricacy, the design, would be mutilated.
His wifes grandmother, for instance, disappearedmysteriously every day. None of the inhabitants understood a word she said. He talked fast,fluently, incessantly, for hours at a time about philosophy andnature, and M. And then, they said, a terrible thing happened. So Addison, writingday after day, essay after essay, knew instinctively and exactlyhow to do it.
Makes no sense, but hey, it's Jock Ewing! Now tell me what the hell a tuliproot is, and if I should beware of any in public libraries.

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Bertha Dever send me this:

Well trained, Dreadnought said approvingly. Irreproachable is a
to remember. Leaving the more militaristic and macho songs aside for
presence I was informed, who would await me here. It was very good of
And I double that, I said when lack of breath forced him to
was half-knackered and out of adjustment, along with a lukewarm cup of
frequencies and that would be the end of that. Anyone know of a kind
I havent the slightest idea. I just said that to get Tremearne off
Of course, safe and secure in the residential caverns. We guard them
their bondage. You will find that Mata will be able to advise you on
They say it is over a million years old. Thats all.
until you find out the score on this male female thing I am ordering
It's like intellislash, and the author must be dead to come up with stuff like this.
Now, yours appears to be from The Stainless Steel Rat. A little unusual for spam - they normally pick from books that are out of copyright...
I've seen a few that had ripped parts of HP.
It's from The Common Reader by Virginia Woolf - some appears to be from Chapter 10, some from 11, and who knows what else. Don't be afraid. ;)
Wow, the lengths these spammers ... Thanks! Jock Ewing and Virginia Woolf, I might have a new OTP. And a tuli-proot is a tulip root, right *ashamed*
'S'ok. :) I've gotten some fascinating excerpts in my spam - the things they'll do to get around spam filters is amazing.

Oh! FYI, in case you hadn't noticed caveat_troll got TOSed. Wonder who reported them... ;)
Whoever it was, s/h/it's a trooper, :D
LJSeek has some marvelous cached pages. This dana person's a looney, it seems.

FWIW, one of my friends runs the bansquad community, which is designated to find *real* trolls, not "people who disagree with me in public", and they've never been TOSed. Of course, they also lock everything. :)
This dana person's a looney, it seems.

*nods frantically* Thanks for the link, that was pretty enlightening. She seems worse than Pinkie.

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