The Mysterious Case of 5 Men Having Sex With Each Other.

This is a bit old for otf_wank, but it's so shiny, and Poirot would have liked it, so I'm putting it here. A mystery in five pages of comments.

Who put the porn in Zune?

Microsoft did.

No, Wal-mart did.

I don't see how a comment like "Uh, "join the social" Microsoft?" is really necessary here.. seems like Wal-Mart just re-sold a returned item.

Tip: The lesson here is don't shop at Wal-Mart. Not the first time they've sold a returned item filled with porn. (Although, if you like porn, maybe the lesson is *do* shop at Wal-Mart. There are easier and more reliable ways of getting it, though.)

No, kids between five and twelve do!

Has anyone considered that this little girl did this. These days even five year olds know how to download porn. The parents should not be naive.
I wouldn't put all the blame on MS or WM right now.


No, a Wal-mart drone did!

I'm betting on a pissed off employee of the store. You are talking a rather narrow market for full on man on man gangbangs.

NO! YOUR MOM! (repeatedly)

Looking at those ghetto nails, I have a sneaking suspicion that perhaps this is all a sham to try and shake down some $$$ from Wal*Mart.

The bigger question here is "WHY did the mother buy her daugher a ZUNE?" It's incredibly hideously (on the outside) and as heavy as a small external hdd.

Wal-mart, with analog porn too.

At Christmas I purchased a VCR/DVD unit at Walmart that was also previously owned. [...] The kicker is that when I went to play a DVD a porn movie popped out of the DVD player. [...] I am beyond mad!

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