The Fist & Ferret

Cross-posted

Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:37:07 GMT

May be a bit dated, especially the part about how to find a hospital, but the DIY technique is the same.

For perhaps the first time in human history it is possible for a skilled layperson to terminate pregnancies easily, relatively painlessly, and at little risk.

the ultimate guerilla guide to reproductive choices

A Woman's Book of Choices, by Rebecca Chalker and Carol Downer. Explains the Menstrual Extraction technique, something you can do without having to report to anyone.

Using the default icon because the pairing can be mushed up as RU-4863

Not entering the discussion right now because

Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:33:02 GMT

I actually have wondered about Buffy = fantastically feminist, Whedon = feminist, wondered as in 'had my doubts and underdefined reservations' but I've only read the comic and haven't seen a single episode, ditto for Firefly. So I can't claim I have any sort of informed opinion, but I don't usually dismiss radical feminism and agree with a lot of it.

There's still a chance that this is some frightfully elaborate hoax, because:

I feel awful for Joss Whedon's wife. From what I've read about him and the interviews I've watched, I'm fairly certain that he rapes his wife and abuses her in various other ways.

Context: first commenter is Dissenter of "All of you but not me are slashing tools of the patriarchy."

I'm a double dog clutch, if you were wondering.

And suddenly I feel older than Dumbledore

Thu, 13 Mar 2008 04:36:37 GMT

It's sadfax that Krazy Kat is now an *obscure* reference.

;_; It's yaoi! ~~Furry yaoi!~~ It has everything, hurt/comfort, stupid misunderstandings, a love triangle, gender fuck. From the start of last century! Stuff like that should be remembered.

Every last sexist fiend

Fri, 15 Feb 2008 09:56:27 GMT

Is it just me, or is it implied every time someone says something like, JKR has grown too big for her boots, that she has no right because she's a woman?

EtA: the subtext/vibe I'm getting it that she's 'getting uppity', and that that is just not on because she's 'only' a woman like the rest of us.

And that, friends, pisses me off beyond all reason.

Aaargh

Tue, 31 Jul 2007 07:09:06 GMT

Between the "no one looks racist to me" and it has positive connotations! on my flist I am going to cut something. In my garden, don't worry. I'm not actually crazy.

HP fandom

Tue, 31 Jul 2007 03:48:45 GMT

Thanks for the reminder, I was just asking myself why I have abandoned you.

I don't know how you do it, but your learning curve? Goes in the negative.

Random from hp_essays

Mon, 16 Jul 2007 05:46:00 GMT

Yes, it is true that Bellatrix tortured Neville Longbottom's parents into insanity. Sure, she was a Death Eater, and a very proud one at that. And yes, at the top of fans' lists, she killed Sirius Black. However, she had reason to do all these things, rest assured. I have theories to prove her innocence.

Troll, barking mad Slytherfan, or 'innocence', you're using it but you don't know what it means?

First he came for the yaoi, and I did nothing,

Fri, 06 Jul 2007 13:05:56 GMT

Because that was so cute.

Now he's coming for the fundies. Guy sure has his priorities in order.

Yeah, I'm not expecting many replies to that post either, smells of eau de branlage.

Or, you know, smoking some really weird shit

Sat, 05 May 2007 08:11:43 GMT

From Judah will come the cornerstone, from him the tent peg, from him the battle bow, from him every ruler.

Just click.

Crossing the streams: Lee Golberg leers at Posh's boobs.

The Mysterious Case of 5 Men Having Sex With Each Other.

Mon, 16 Apr 2007 03:42:35 GMT

This is a bit old for otf_wank, but it's so shiny, and Poirot would have liked it, so I'm putting it here. A mystery in five pages of comments.

Who put the porn in Zune?

Microsoft did.

No, Wal-mart did.

I don't see how a comment like "Uh, "join the social" Microsoft?" is really necessary here.. seems like Wal-Mart just re-sold a returned item.

Tip: The lesson here is don't shop at Wal-Mart. Not the first time they've sold a returned item filled with porn. (Although, if you like porn, maybe the lesson is *do* shop at Wal-Mart. There are easier and more reliable ways of getting it, though.)

No, kids between five and twelve do!

Has anyone considered that this little girl did this. These days even five year olds know how to download porn. The parents should not be naive.
I wouldn't put all the blame on MS or WM right now.

No, a Wal-mart drone did!

I'm betting on a pissed off employee of the store. You are talking a rather narrow market for full on man on man gangbangs.

NO! YOUR MOM! (repeatedly)

Looking at those ghetto nails, I have a sneaking suspicion that perhaps this is all a sham to try and shake down some $$$ from Wal*Mart.

The bigger question here is "WHY did the mother buy her daugher a ZUNE?" It's incredibly hideously (on the outside) and as heavy as a small external hdd.

Wal-mart, with analog porn too.

At Christmas I purchased a VCR/DVD unit at Walmart that was also previously owned. [...] The kicker is that when I went to play a DVD a porn movie popped out of the DVD player. [...] I am beyond mad!

Actually clairvoyant I suppose, but I'm in there.

Sun, 21 Jan 2007 09:30:36 GMT

ragnarok20, , a seasoned wanker, decides to troll the antitheism community. I lols (in his face, I know, I know) and breaks out the popcorn.

Harry saw angels, and left lotus flowers in his wake

Wed, 01 Nov 2006 04:48:55 GMT

Some realistic slash, by faithfulreader: Hogwarts Revisited

It was almost a surprise when it hit him, his world erupting into a thousand colours; he even thought he saw… angels.

Charlie was groaning and breathing heavily, he had no strength to hold himself so he collapsed on top of Harry.

In later chapters, Harry will turn out pregnant (don't ask me how) and gets married to Draco, and then ...

“Didn’t know you could look passable, Potter.” Draco said regarding Harry’s attire, which consisted of silvery kimono, white trousers and sabots on high platform. Draco himself was dressed in long red robes with sparkling stars on them.

*Has hick-ups*

Draco turned and stared – Harry was walking towards him slowly, bare-feet, and after each step his husband took, he was leaving a lotus flower behind himself. The scene was beautiful and creepy at the same time.

Try, just try to make this shit up.

Sat, 28 Oct 2006 15:18:33 GMT

I hate the Duck, the fat, ugly, stupid, poor, without boyfriend, the sluts who cause AIDS, and Ginny Weasley! Oh, and Snape.

Google results for 'Snape's-salami'

Wed, 25 Oct 2006 15:02:15 GMT

0 (zero) as yet. Thought you ought to know!

The Vatican

Fri, 06 Oct 2006 13:38:09 GMT

Now eating more babies. Go Sith!

Fri, 06 Oct 2006 03:27:37 GMT

Does anyone know who to contact on FA to have my account removed?

Spam in heaven

Tue, 19 Sep 2006 11:37:08 GMT

I just got spam from none other than Jock Ewing! This is what he had to say (under the add for freezer bags, poor Jock, making a posthumous non-living in freezer bags ... kinda makes sense):

Whether Addison or another is interred within, it is a very finetomb. Men gave a thousand pounds for a handful of tuliproots.
The divine relief ofcommunication will soon again be theirs.
No; if Addison lives at all, it is not in the publiclibraries. He seems tospeak what comes into his head, and is never at the trouble ofraising his voice. Already they had won prizes in Darton andHarveys pocket-book. He had married fourwives and had nineteen children, including the novelist Maria.
No; if Addison lives at all, it is not in the publiclibraries.
Theblood coursed through his veins at least twenty times faster thanthe normal rate. Roxana,a lady of the same profession, argues more subtly against theslavery of marriage. The words tollpersistently through these obscure volumes.
For Edgeworth was employed in turningthe Rhone from its course.
Their backs are flaking off; their titles often vanished. There is a dignity in everything that is looked at openly. Their backs are flaking off; their titles often vanished. He leaves out the whole of vegetable nature, and alarge part of human nature. Even so, the essayist will make aneffort, perhaps without knowing it, to write like Addison. But to theEnglishman she talked for hour after hour about books and politicsand religion. The speed, theintricacy, the design, would be mutilated.
His wifes grandmother, for instance, disappearedmysteriously every day. None of the inhabitants understood a word she said. He talked fast,fluently, incessantly, for hours at a time about philosophy andnature, and M. And then, they said, a terrible thing happened. So Addison, writingday after day, essay after essay, knew instinctively and exactlyhow to do it.

Makes no sense, but hey, it's Jock Ewing! Now tell me what the hell a tuliproot is, and if I should beware of any in public libraries.

No pisstakes

Thu, 07 Sep 2006 06:12:38 GMT

The stingray entry on wikipedia is being vandalized.

Comments in the discussion area include such niceties as 'Darwinism in action', and also: taking Steve out of stingray is like taking Jesus out of crucifixion.

*subject line is not a pisstake, just a reminder not to use urine as a first aid disinfectant. Push anyone who suggests it from a cliff.

Okay then

Thu, 10 Aug 2006 04:40:39 GMT

What an excuse. What a lame excuse. Fuck you with book 7, HP fandom. Draco dies, everyone cries.

No one cares, but ... Gackt is a slut/stud (MMV), not a prostitute, that's my conclusion.

Sat, 15 Jul 2006 15:50:21 GMT

I just posted this to the Gackt wank, and I know it would be funnier if Gackt took money from his fans, but it doesn't look like even the tabloid claims that.

I've read some parts of it now, the bit with the 28-year old OL in the hotel, where he's the S-type (dom, lol), with a just a little larger than average dick, but that he only got it up once *cracks up*, and it says that she felt it was skeevy telling him how much the room cost, so she said she didn't need any money when he asked, 'How much?' It says no where - that I found - about him asking his fans to pay him for the sex. < /translation >

And I'm just guessing here: he might not want to leave money on the night table just like that, since that could be interpreted as him paying for the sex rather than the room, which would make it prostitution, which still is illegal. I never in a million years thought I'd someday play devil's advocate for Gackt of all people, but here it is.

That the fen are wanking and leaving fandom over something that isn't there is fun too of course. Though it will be a huge shock to everyone who rolled with this that he's not going to bed anyone just because they have 17,000 yen in pocket money (less than 170$)

Boobies for the win!

Wed, 14 Jun 2006 05:04:25 GMT

Dustin Hoffman: boobs, not bombs!

Bonsai?

Wed, 24 May 2006 12:30:36 GMT

It doesn't mean what you think it means, CBS, really, lol.