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Just so we're clear, I'm capra_maritimus over on LJ. (Well, for now, anyway.)
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| LJ is down |
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So I'm here. Come and say hi if you are as well. :D
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| FIC: Wicked, Tricksy and False (1/1) |
[15 Jan 2005|05:34am] |
Category: angst, drama
Rating: R
Pairing: Frodo/Watcher/Ring, Frodo/Sam
Warnings: Non-con, interspecies pairing.
Disclaimer: All characters in this fic and the world of Middle Earth are the property of the estate of J.R.R. Tolkien. No money made off of this.
Archive: If you want it, ask.
Feedback: Send loc's to master_fishgoat@yahoo.com
Summary: Frodo can't escape the Watcher or bear the Ring without help.
Notes: This is all rubynye's fault, bad influence that she is, writing that Interspecies Drabble of Wrongness thing. Must be why she agreed to beta this for me. ;D This fic's creation, however, had nothing to do with anatsuno's and shaenie's Elijah/Viggo/Pet tig, which is a shame because theirs is so very, very hot. :D
Thanks also to ingve9 for the compliments. They help keep me going.
(Tentacle pr0n ahoy!
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| Yes, I have entered into that special hell reserved for RPS writers...:D |
[01 Jan 2005|01:18am] |
![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif) telesilla can tell you that one should never say 'never!' when it comes to writing. *loves her new Billy/Dom fic to bits*
So it was with me. "RPS? Go for it, but it's not for me. It just weirds me out too much." Well, dammit wyomingnot sent me some links and I got hooked reading LOTRPS (mostly Billy/Dom but not limited to them).
"Write it? Nah, haven't been inspired to. Besides, it just weirds me out too much."
Ha fucking ha.
I am now writing monaboyd. And not just normal, sweet, silly, fluffy monaboyd, either. No, of course not. I have been bitten by the Mythological Interspecies Bunnies Uv Dooom.
ingve9, pippinmctaggart and acroamatica (from livejournal.com) are helping me. WEG
Trees - tig in progress. WIP. Billy/Satyr!Dom. PG, will get to NC-17 eventually, once we wade through the angst and h/c and (OMG!) plot.
I am so booked on the Hand Basket Express. :D
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| FIC: Love Is Not The Only Blindness (The Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead Remix) (1/1) |
[19 Aug 2004|12:07am] |
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Love Is Not The Only Blindness (The Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead Remix) Remix Author: Fishgoat
Original Story: Love Is Blindness by Glass Houses
Summary: Obi-Wan and his lover indulge in a little covert voyeurism, among other things. (Q/O, O/OFC)
Rating: R
Fandom: Star Wars: The Phantom Menace
Spoilers: minor ones for Episode III (which were all explained in Episodes IV-VI anyway)
( Read more... )
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| FIC: Sod The Griffin! I Want Apples! (1/1) |
[08 Aug 2004|09:24pm] |
Title: Sod the Griffin! I Want Apples!
Author: Fishgoat
Category: Parody. With a capital P. Those who need spew warnings take heed.
Rating: Well, I say R, karadin says PG. What do you think?
Pairing: um...Merry/Pippin mostly, with hints of more disturbing things....
Disclaimer: Not mine. Tolkien's. No money made.
Summary: Merry is hurt, Pippin saves the day, and Legolas and Gimli have erectile problems.
Notes: Once upon a time, I wrote a longish, serious fic for karadin's Hobbitfic Fairy Tale Challenge based on The Griffin, a tale collected by the Brothers Grimm. The day I sent it off to be beta'd I was attacked by a bunny on crack. Hence, this thing: a parody of said fairy tale. This is not to be taken seriously. Ever. For any reason. Really!
Translations of the elvish phrases used are at the end of this fic.
Thanks to OtherWise and wyomingnot for laughing. :D
( ...and lo! there was much hobbit pr0n and silliness.... )
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| FIC: The Griffin |
[13 Jul 2004|08:08pm] |
The Griffin
by Fishgoat
Category: angst, drama, first time
Rating: PG
Pairing: Merry/Pippin
Disclaimer: Not mine. Tolkien's. No money made from this.
Written for karadin's Hobbitfic Fairy Tale Challenge.
PART ONE
PART TWO
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| two drabbles and a whine |
[04 May 2004|11:32pm] |
Ok, let's get the whine over with.
*ahem*
Would the folks who still have to hand in their remixredux stories pppplllleeeeeaaaase do so soon?
*beg* *whine* *plead*
Pretty please?
< /whine>
And now, two drabbles I wrote for LJ lotr100 [which has unfortunately been deleted, hence the new versions of each drabble], because I find I'm really not that interested in TPM at the moment...and since I've been a lotr fan for over 20 years, it's about time I wrote more fic. :D
( Why?(version 2) )
(That's the name of the drabble, btw. LOL)
Drabble number 2: ( Where's Gollum? (version 2) )
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| Heeheehee...I've been a very silly girl.... |
[23 Apr 2004|06:50am] |
Also crossposted to my LJ.
The Adventures of Billeh Bonden (or, Dom and Lij Are Naughty Gits) by Fishgoat
Category: Photo cartoon story thing (folks on dial-up, please be patient)
Rating: Less than PG but more than G?
Summary: RPF silliness (no slash, however, unless you use a microscope) starring Billy Boyd, Dom Monaghan, Elijah Wood, Russell Crowe, Paul Bettany and James D'Arcy. Takes place sometime during the filming of Master and Commander.
Disclaimer: It's a joke! It never happened! Don't sue!
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| So, a question.... |
[31 Mar 2004|07:52pm] |
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Is there any Dom/Billeh in the EST universe? If so where might I find it? If not, where if any is the good stuff?
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| ficlet link |
[16 Mar 2004|02:19pm] |
I had originally asked wyomingnot to adopt my Merry/Pippin trapped-in-their-armour bunny but it wouldn't stay away. *sigh* (I still want to read yours, though!)
I Love A Hobbit In A Uniform
by Fishgoat
pairing: Merry/Pippin
rating: PG-13
category: humour, angst, PWP
disclaimer. Not mine. Tolkien's. No money made.
summary: Our two heroes finally manage to get some time alone after the battle of the Morannon. Follows movie canon. Sort of. :D
http://www.livejournal.com/community/hobbit_slash/76389.html
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| FIC excerpt: Untitled (1/1), LOTR |
[14 Feb 2004|03:18am] |
Yes, I have been writing. What a thought. :D Managed to do just over 1400 words tonight. And then I thought, well, it's Valentine's Day, and it is a little schmoopy, so....
Title: untitled as yet
Rating: right now, maybe PG
Pairing: Merry/Pippin (Oh, come on, they're practically canon. LOL)
Status: unfinished, but I have high hopes it will be.
Summary: Ok, this uses both book canon and movie canon. Thus this excerpt takes place after the scouring of the Shire in the summer of 1420 S.R. (the year after the Ring was destroyed, just so ya know). Merry and Pippin are at the moment living together in the house at Crickhollow, the one that was supposed to be the decoy house that Frodo was to pretend to move to to keep his departure secret. They are currently lazing about in a nearby field while Pippin confides in Merry about the nightmares he's been having again.
( This way to the schmoop. :D )
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| Drabble: Another First (Like a Virgin challenge) |
[24 Jan 2004|10:57pm] |
Once, in the far off days of his youth, he waited just like this outside of a similar door. Breathless, scared and not a little aroused, he shifted restlessly from foot to foot until the object of his newfound desires welcomed him into another universe.
The present door opened as well, beckoning, and Qui-Gon walked eagerly through. Without preamble several rough pseudopodia explored his ass and legs and gripped his startled cock. Another deflowering had begun.
Ironic that history was repeating itself at his age, when there was little left to be experienced for the first time, save death.
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| Drabble: Yet Another Pathetic Life Form (Chains challenge) |
[17 Jan 2004|10:14pm] |
Qui-Gon took another sip of his hot drink, then set it down on the table beside his chair. He breathed deeply then let it out slowly, draining the tension out of his aching muscles.
He sighed again, in pleasure this time, as his fingertips brushed the hair of his newly acquired pet. He pulled gently on the chain attached to its collar, pulling it closer so that he could nuzzle the fine cinnamon pelt on its head. "It is so good to be home," Qui-Gon smiled as he played with his pet's nipple.
Obi-Wan licked his Master's fingers in agreement.
crossposted in tpm100.
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| drabble: "Jedi Stormcrow, I presume...." |
[10 Jan 2004|01:30am] |
Crossposted to tpm100.
Dex rubbed his eyes, and sighed gustily. He hated paperwork with a passion. Republic, Coruscant, Coco Town - each of them wanted form upon nerf poodoo form punctiliously filled out. In triplicate. Garnished with his own blood if he let the 'crats have their way.
A noise made him start. Hermione was standing beside him, fidgeting, looking like she ate the proverbial mynock.
"Do you want to tell me something, Hermione, or are you just going to stand there picking your ass?"
"That cute Jedi is here to see you, Dex," she grinned, licking her lips.
Dex sighed. Now what?
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| Ta-daaa!!!! |
[10 Jan 2004|01:15am] |
Well. Never let it be said that I'm an individual. LOL
Welcome to my new home on JournalFen. This journal will be mostly for my fic, drabbles and other creative endeavors. Suffice it to say it will not be updated as regularly as my blog on LiveJournal. Such is life.
Most of the fic I post here will be slash, that is, fanfiction with same gender pairings. Others will simply be adult in theme. If you don't like that kind of thing, go away. Read what you like elsewhere.
Many thanks (or something) to telesilla for snaring me into yet another time waster. :D Damn pimpage.... And thanks to the mods for making this a code free zone for two weeks. :D
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