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Wednesday, August 15th, 2007
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10:08 am - Silliness
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Gakked from ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif) sockkpuppett
Ten References You Expect Your Nearest and Dearest To Get
1. Fan mail from some flounder?
2. NOT THE KNOTHOLE!!!
3. Breathe through your eyelids
4. One ringy-dingy
5. I don't like crooks. And if I did like 'em, I wouldn't like crooks that are stool pigeons. And if I did like crooks that were stool pigeons, I still wouldn't like you!
6. I've gone straight, as has been proved by my record: Thirty-three arrests and no convictions!
7. Gold plated diamonds smothered in pork chops
8. I don't have to be here! I don't have to show up here! I could be basking in the sun on my vast estates in Florida!
9. You-- You BLOATED IDIOT!
10. Fife time!
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