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[Jan. 21st, 2005|02:08 pm]
A good while ago, I think on [info]fandom_wank, someone linked to some kind of archive of openly homosexual comic book characters (it included a house--this is all I remember). I don't suppose anyone knows what I'm talking about and has a link?
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[Jun. 26th, 2004|12:03 pm]
"This is what manga fangirls are supposed to weep with joy over...

TRUE GAY LOVE!"

Ah, Please Save My Earth, you're like the Domlijah, in a way.
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[Jun. 24th, 2004|02:00 pm]
I just wish that Fandom_Wank had been down for three days, because then all the "Fandom Wank: We're like Jesus in a way" icons would have been totally validated.
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[Jun. 16th, 2004|04:22 pm]
Someone want to help me out? I'm trying to generate some invite codes and can't find where to do that. Am I just missing a very obvious link?
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[Apr. 19th, 2004|10:31 am]
[mood |Bitter]

Damnit, I leave for one weekend and when I come back, I notice I seem to have missed the fucking Wankpocalypse. Thank god for those cliff's notes.
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[Oct. 27th, 2003|07:13 am]
[mood |energetic]
[music |OMGWTF]

I have a theory about HP wank.

See, every once in a while, HP wank comes up. And it gets posted on F_W. And the F_Wers are stunned by the all mighty power of the HP wank.

"Bow before me, for I am your god!!!11" says the HP wank.

"Wow, wankiest fandom EVAH!" says F_W (secretly wondering where Smallville is).

And after about 50 bazillion comments, the wank dies down, but not after several other posts and much eating ones own.

"That was wanky," say the F_Wers. Smallville remains out for the count.

(On a side note, I believe this is because HP, specifically H/D fandom is SO wanky, they've actually started causing rolling wankouts because there is only so much wank alloted to the internet.)

And after three days, THE WANK REINCARNATES.

So, in conclusion? HP Wank: It's like Jesus, in a way.
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[Sep. 16th, 2003|04:23 pm]
[mood |Amazed]
[music |Yoko Kanno-Medicine Eater]

Apparently, there's some kind of bandwagon with random users. Since I have no will or mind of my own, I jumped on, but might have injured myself.

1. [info]cesare. She posts to f_w and dl_anon, I belive. Two for one!

2. [info]zorrorojo. Our lord and master. All hail.

3. [info]guinevere33. Just posted to f_w about Get Fuzzy.

4. [info]joaquin_phoenix. I assume he's from The Establishment.

5. [info]eliaskoteas_dfw. A complete mystery. Who is he? What does he want?

6. head. According to [info]miracalix, he's Anthony Stewart Head in The Establishment.

7. [info]notmydad. Establishment again?

8. [info]originaltattoo. Another mystery. This person is unknown to me.

9. [info]jason_isaacs. Establishment? I'm sure we have other RPGs...

10. [info]lin_fiorentino. We have a whole lot of fake celebrities here. Wow.

That was fun. I feel enlightened and established.
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[Sep. 15th, 2003|08:19 pm]
[mood |distressed]
[music |Sakamoto Maaya-Hemisphere]

Is Penny Arcade [info]fandom_wank's mascot comic yet? Because they're at least twice as snarky as we are, I think.
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A Public Service Announcement [Sep. 2nd, 2003|11:30 am]
[mood |jealous]

Re: tinhats )
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[Aug. 20th, 2003|08:04 pm]
[mood |Unrepentant]
[music |Nobuo Uematsu-Yuffie's Theme]

If thinking the guy who now hosts Blue's Clues is kinda cute is wrong then I don't want to be right. But really, it's just as well, becuase I'm doing a horrible job being right, just in general.

I used way too many commas there.
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Everything I need to know in life, I learned from tinhats [Aug. 1st, 2003|12:05 pm]
[mood |*thud*]
[music |Robbie Williams-Stalker's Day Off]

1. If it's with a girl, it's a beard. If it's with a boy, it's a practised interaction. If it's Dom and Elijah, it's love.
2. The simplest explanation is never the correct one.
3. Everyone involved in The Lord of the Rings excluding Dom and Elijah is a bastard.
4. Chartreuse=yellow.
4b. Dom learned his colors from alcohol, not Blue's Clues like he should have done.
5. If I ever see Dom and Elijah with girls in any context, I am a liar even if I have proof. If I casually mention I saw them without girls, I am believed and they are teh gay.
6. Ian McKellen is a bastard oppressing the one true Domlijah, despite how hard he's worked and how much he's risked for gay rights.
7. Pictures are worth a thousand words, but if Dom and Elijah are in the picture, those thousand words are just "Gay" written a thousand times. In sparkly pink.
8. Everyone knows the rumors about Dom and Elijah, even though they don't appear to.
9. Standing with a member of the opposite sex=gay, but sad.
10. Standing with a member of the same sex=gay, but oppressed and angry.
11. Dom and Elijah standing together in the exact same position as in any picture with anyone else=gay and gay.
12. Standing=gay.
13. Sitting=gay.
14. Kneeling=gay.
15. Existing=gay.
16. You're not paranoid if they really are out to get you, and baby, everyone's out to get the one true Domlijah.
17. Saying "I value my privacy" is the same as wearing a big pink sign saying "Please speculate endlessly about what my co-worker may or may not be doing. I'll cheer you on by not knowing my colors."
18. Saying "We're just friends" means "She's a beard. It has nothing to do with my desire to keep my private life private."
19. Saying "We'll probably end up getting married" is a joyous, wonderful occasion if Dom says it about Elijah, but means nothing if Dom says it about Billy.
20. WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

*wipes tears from her eyes* I have seen the light, and it's coming from a purple candle!
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[Jul. 27th, 2003|11:20 pm]
Time to use my journal as it was intended. Woo!

Over in [info]fandom_wank right now, there's a post about someone's objections to RPF. She (the OP) is asking for people to tell her why they write RPF. I'm considering responding, but I don't know if I actually want to go over there. So I will be ranting about it for a little while.

Read more... )
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[Jul. 17th, 2003|09:20 pm]
[mood |*sporfle!*]
[music |my own laughter]

Okay, I was channel surfing, got to the Disney Channel, and saw some girl kissing some guy. And it's on TV (on the show) for some reason, and some guy cries and says "Their love is so pure!" and I think, "IT'S ALL FOR YOU, DOMLIJAH!!!1!!" I have been completely corrupted by [info]dl_anon.
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[Jul. 16th, 2003|10:34 pm]
[info]chash

Ignore this message.
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Um... [Jun. 11th, 2003|10:26 pm]
[mood |dirty]
[music |there's a squee emotion? Sweet.]

Hi. I'm Chash. I stalk [info]fandom_wank and [info]dl_anon. That's basically my entire personality right there. I'm a sad, sad little man, minus the man part.
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