| Everything I need to know in life, I learned from tinhats |
[Aug. 1st, 2003|12:05 pm] |
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| | Robbie Williams-Stalker's Day Off | ] |
1. If it's with a girl, it's a beard. If it's with a boy, it's a practised interaction. If it's Dom and Elijah, it's love.
2. The simplest explanation is never the correct one.
3. Everyone involved in The Lord of the Rings excluding Dom and Elijah is a bastard.
4. Chartreuse=yellow.
4b. Dom learned his colors from alcohol, not Blue's Clues like he should have done.
5. If I ever see Dom and Elijah with girls in any context, I am a liar even if I have proof. If I casually mention I saw them without girls, I am believed and they are teh gay.
6. Ian McKellen is a bastard oppressing the one true Domlijah, despite how hard he's worked and how much he's risked for gay rights.
7. Pictures are worth a thousand words, but if Dom and Elijah are in the picture, those thousand words are just "Gay" written a thousand times. In sparkly pink.
8. Everyone knows the rumors about Dom and Elijah, even though they don't appear to.
9. Standing with a member of the opposite sex=gay, but sad.
10. Standing with a member of the same sex=gay, but oppressed and angry.
11. Dom and Elijah standing together in the exact same position as in any picture with anyone else=gay and gay.
12. Standing=gay.
13. Sitting=gay.
14. Kneeling=gay.
15. Existing=gay.
16. You're not paranoid if they really are out to get you, and baby, everyone's out to get the one true Domlijah.
17. Saying "I value my privacy" is the same as wearing a big pink sign saying "Please speculate endlessly about what my co-worker may or may not be doing. I'll cheer you on by not knowing my colors."
18. Saying "We're just friends" means "She's a beard. It has nothing to do with my desire to keep my private life private."
19. Saying "We'll probably end up getting married" is a joyous, wonderful occasion if Dom says it about Elijah, but means nothing if Dom says it about Billy.
20. WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH
*wipes tears from her eyes* I have seen the light, and it's coming from a purple candle! |
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I have seen the light, and it's coming from a purple candle!
How wonderful that your tinhat is finally fully functional! *lights a candle for you*
[mine seems to a bit dodgy]
4b. Dom learned his colors from alcohol, not Blue's Clues like he should have done.
Following MsA's logic that should be because the British are hardcore drinkers and it's all we ever do (that wisdom courtesy of DLR talk this week).
The best:
12. Standing=gay.
13. Sitting=gay.
14. Kneeling=gay.
15. Existing=gay.
Thanks for the laugh :)
![[User Picture]](http://www.journalfen.net/userpic/7154/1385) | From: ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif) chash
2003-08-01 07:19 pm (UTC)
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How wonderful that your tinhat is finally fully functional! *lights a candle for you*
[mine seems to a bit dodgy]
Oh, they do that. Just hit it a few times. It should work out.
Following MsA's logic that should be because the British are hardcore drinkers and it's all we ever do (that wisdom courtesy of DLR talk this week).
Wasn't Dom born in Germany? I think we should move the blame to them.
Glad you enjoyed. I felt the tinhats had given so much to me, I needed to give something back to them.
7. Pictures are worth a thousand words, but if Dom and Elijah are in the picture, those thousand words are just "Gay" written a thousand times. In sparkly pink.
:::is killed by uncontrollable laughter resulting in maniacal hiccupping turning into loss of breath ending in asphyxiation:::
::bows::
When the subject is dead, you know you've done well.
*diesdead*
17. Saying "I value my privacy" is the same as wearing a big pink sign saying "Please speculate endlessly about what my co-worker may or may not be doing. I'll cheer you on by not knowing my colors."
Bwahahahahaha!
All right! I got the Blue's Clues icon!! psst... 4b is all for you.
*blushes* I feel so speshul!
Gotta use the Blue's Clues for something as kick ass as this.
Tinhats--educating the masses better than Blue's Clues!
Joe and Blue are really going to have to step it up if they're going to compete with the tinhats.
If only they worked for Disney...
![[User Picture]](http://www.journalfen.net/userpic/150370/1359) | From: fxh
2003-08-02 08:38 pm (UTC)
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LOL!!! This is hilarious! And really too true.
Just what I needed! Thank you for the much-needed laugh
12. Standing=gay.
13. Sitting=gay.
14. Kneeling=gay.
15. Existing=gay.
Dude, you forgot Elijah with baked goods.
And Bwhahahahah! This post is fantastic! *Glomps*
Damn! I always forget the baked goods! | |
