: Oh my god seekret journal.
Yeah, I started a journalfen account to post on Fandom Wank.
But that doesn't mean I can't take advantage of having a seekret journal.
THINGS ABOUT ME YOU WILL NEVER KNOW BECAUSE THIS IS A SEEKRET JOURNAL.
1) I am performing the miracle of transubstantiation even as I write this. It tickles.
2) I am secretly actually Drew Barrymore, hiding out from the mob. All those pictures of me you may find were found online from some dead chick's memorial page.
3) Bill Brasky is both my father and my lover.
4) I have acute short term memory loss.
5) I have acute short term memory loss.
6) I can bend metal with my thighs.
7) When cornered by predators, I go into a highly ritualistic dance of cowardice, which confuses and enrages my enemies into flight.
8) I actually didn't write the Something Awful goldmines entitled Lowest Rung on the Hollywood Ladder. They were written by a ghost writer. I'm far too busy preparing for my latest novel release to write that tripe.
9) LA LA LA LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA LAAAA.
Yeah, I started a journalfen account to post on Fandom Wank.
But that doesn't mean I can't take advantage of having a seekret journal.
THINGS ABOUT ME YOU WILL NEVER KNOW BECAUSE THIS IS A SEEKRET JOURNAL.
1) I am performing the miracle of transubstantiation even as I write this. It tickles.
2) I am secretly actually Drew Barrymore, hiding out from the mob. All those pictures of me you may find were found online from some dead chick's memorial page.
3) Bill Brasky is both my father and my lover.
4) I have acute short term memory loss.
5) I have acute short term memory loss.
6) I can bend metal with my thighs.
7) When cornered by predators, I go into a highly ritualistic dance of cowardice, which confuses and enrages my enemies into flight.
8) I actually didn't write the Something Awful goldmines entitled Lowest Rung on the Hollywood Ladder. They were written by a ghost writer. I'm far too busy preparing for my latest novel release to write that tripe.
9) LA LA LA LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA LAAAA.