Haha, YOUR community's theater? Because if I recall correctly, we share the same community. (I have this thought in my head that we were both at the same school, but now I can't for the life of me remember why. Plus I graduated, and never had much Blazer pride to begin with.)

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Heh. Well, I spent a few years in grad school at UAB but didn't finish.

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UAB was my...fourth or fifth school, but the one I finally got a degree from. I used up all my college Rah-Rah on the first two schools. Plus I spent most of my time at UAB furious because I couldn't find a damn place to park my car.

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The comments along this line were what threw me, because it seemed too self-aware to be the guy himself, and also... who wants to admit this kind of stuff in the name of trolling? This is kind of a Pyrrhic victory you've got going here.

Here's your explanation, since I would wonder about such a thing to:

Everything I say is a Rorschach test. The only intent is to make others reveal themselves.

I am a writer. I create characters. Lovecrafty is a character, a character shaped by the things others say. Lovecrafty is a virgin because invariably feminists assert that his misogyny prevents him from getting laid, despite the fact that misogyny has never stopped anyone from getting laid. Rapists in prison get marriage proposals, so obviously their reasoning is wrong.

The fact is that they are quite sexist themselves. They think by parroting the right statements, they have overcome their sexism, but they are still mired in it.

This is why everytime I argue with feminists, they assert I must not get laid. Whether this is true or not is irrelevant, the important thing to note here is the implication: A man who does not have sex is an inferior man.

And then they wonder why men are so manipulative, why men lie to them, why men can be such jerks in the pursuit of sex. Yet they play right into it by hinging a man's value on his ability to stick his dick in a pussy.

I refuse to be judged on those grounds. Thus, I claim virginity. They insult that if they like, slapping their friends on the back and telling them "I knew it!"

But all they do by engaging in such judgments is reveal their real self, the unexamined mind unaware of its own thoughts. Irrational, self-righteous, judgmental.

They are primates, monkeys in a cage. I know just what to do to push their buttons, to rile them up, to get them to screech and holler and show their true face to the world.

And then I sit back an I laugh and laugh and laugh...

You say I seem to self-aware. You are correct. I am exceptionally self-aware. I'm also a genius. Got the bona fides to prove it.

Most of the people on this forum, these people who set themselves up as the police of the internet, yet who appointed them? No one! They are self-righteous, judgmental, and entirely underqualified to do the job they have given themselves.

I find there is little in this world quite so entertaining as kicking that hornets nest and watching them swarm. Silly primates and their thoughtless monkey games.

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