Commander Zoom's Journal

At least he's consistent.
Apparently, some yahoo who I'd never heard of before left me a particularly coprophiliac "present" here. Such was his paroxysm of rage that he not only abandoned any remaining pretense of reporting on his own suicide, he also failed to note that I don't actually read this journal; I only use it for posting to communities. I would never have known of his act of petty vandalism if someone hadn't mentioned it in an aside.

Considering the topic of the post he chose to invade with his attention-seeking blame-throwing lie, and his utter failure in all respects (but particularly to portray himself as a misunderstood genius), I can only say this:

"I'm laughing at the 'superior intellect.'"