If I only had a Dyson...
When I clean my apartment, I always save the floors for last. I scrub the bathroom and dust the living room, and once I'm through I Swiffer the linoleum tiles and vacuum the carpet. It's the best part; it's like the final diamond in my crazy crown of cleaning. I know that once the floors are done, I can relax with a nice glass of lemonade and have a smoke in the comfort of my sparkling clean home.
Yesterday, after a frenetic five-hour cleaning session, I discovered that my beloved vacuum is broken. It won't pick anything up at all, my floors are still dirty, and therefore I can't finish the job. The Swiffer Sweeper, it does nothing! If I were a dude, my balls would be a ridiculous shade of blue right now.
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