I finally got around to seeing 300 today, and it kicked as much ass as I had hoped it would.

Here's a rough breakdown of my reactions to the film:

40% AWESOME!
25% Damn, those Spartans are really hot.
10% Faramir?
9% Yay! My education in classical civilizations is not useless!
7% I mean, those dudes are really, really hot. Mmm.
4% Leather man-panties!
2% Aww... Sad.
1% Naked!
1% Is that the new dude from Lost?
1% Holy shit! Arm-Swords!