And now I present to you:
My mother's feelings on White Collar.( I have to go in the other room, sweetie, so I don't spoil dad, he hasn't seen it yet. )
Mum: I am very worried about all this hacking that's been going on, and that site Megaupload got taken down! You used to use that!
Sam: Well, yes, but now you have Torrent, I don't need to send you files anymore.
Mum: Torrent won't go down, will it?
Sam: Probably not.
Mum: I was worried today, I thought, what if the FBI shows up and takes you away? But then I thought, you've seen a lot of White Collar, you know how to beat a lie detector test.
Sam: I'm all over it.
This is the best fannish conversation I have had all week, hands down.