I hit Awkward Coworker with a revolving door this afternoon.

I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO IT.

I was leaving for the day and our revolving doors are kind of heavy, they take a real push to get going, and he was coming back from getting coffee and tried to squeeze into the door before it swung shut right as I pushed from the other side and I like, whammed him with the door.

And then he made a LOLface at me and I made a HORRORFACE at him and revolved through the door back into the lobby to make sure he was okay and it was so many flavours of awkward. My friend who works the security desk couldn't stop laughing at us.

Fortunately no bones were broken. With me, you just never know.